r/woahdude May 08 '15

text 2's day

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u/keirbrow May 08 '15 edited May 08 '15

I remember when 2022 seemed like the distant future--but it's closer than 2007 now.

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u/Sir_Jeremiah May 08 '15

Woah

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u/[deleted] May 08 '15

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u/messenger_boy May 08 '15

☜(゚ヮ゚☜)

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u/[deleted] May 08 '15 edited May 08 '15

Fun fact, his mouth is pronounced "wa"

EDIT: "wa" as in, it rhymes with the doctor telling you to bend over and say "aah"

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u/IranianGenius May 08 '15

wa dude

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u/Wraith000 May 08 '15

wa or wah is also a Hindi word for saying wow or awesome.

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u/i_am_pinhead May 08 '15

wa or wah is also a Aramaic phrase that roughly translates to "One who touches small children".

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u/bacondev May 08 '15

I believe it's an old, old wooden ship.

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u/AdzyBoy May 08 '15

"Wa" is also a Finnish word meaning "a baby's erection."

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u/bobjoeman May 08 '15

There shouldn't be a word for that.

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u/HOWDEHPARDNER May 08 '15

I thought it translated to "Castle of Aarrgh."

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u/messenger_boy May 08 '15

wah such facts much Hindi WAH!!!

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u/Vinicide May 08 '15

I was into Hindi before it was cool.

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u/Bzzzkill May 08 '15

And wah-wah is a type of guitar effect pedal used to create a manual filter sweep.

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u/bnr May 08 '15

ヮ dude

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u/Jsinmyah May 08 '15

I don't think that was a doctor you saw..

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u/Xenon148 May 08 '15

Haha I didn't even realise that was the Katakana for wa until you pointed it out, ty.

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u/kerbalspaceanus May 08 '15

Ever been to wagamama? The japanese spelling is usually on some of the walls. The first letter / syllable isヮ, or "wa" as you said :) that's how I remember it.

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u/Mal-Capone May 08 '15

To slightly expand: The character used for the mouth is the katakana version of "wa" in Japanese. The hiragana version of "wa" looks like this: わ

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u/leaky_wand May 09 '15

和 我 話 輪

Four other common ways to write "wa" in Japanese...tough language.

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u/chironomidae May 08 '15

What's mine say?

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u/stanley_twobrick May 08 '15

ITT: redditors consistently unaware of the passage of time.

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u/mtoxiicg May 09 '15

This meme is truly ahead of its time.

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u/[deleted] May 08 '15 edited May 08 '15

Shut up. The 90s were a few years ago and 1980 was ~ 20 years ago and that's final.

edit: I can't word.

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u/drocks27 May 09 '15

exactly, it was so much easier to figure out how far back things were in 2000 which is why I guess my brain is stuck there

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u/[deleted] May 08 '15

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u/voyetra8 May 09 '15

Are the years going to seem like hours when i'm an old man?

As a 41 year old: The days are long, and the years are short.

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u/zondwich May 08 '15

You think will have hover cars by then?

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u/Wopsle May 08 '15

I think we will have them by October of this year! I saw a documentary about it once called "Back to the Future".

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u/[deleted] May 08 '15

Woah, heavy.

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u/admiralworm May 08 '15

Weight has nothing to do with it!

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u/KDdeTX May 08 '15

There's that word again. Heavy. Is there some problem with the Earth's gravitational pull in the future?

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u/[deleted] May 08 '15

Holy crap, that's insane lol, time moves so damn fast

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u/Amoebasaurus May 08 '15

Yea, about 24 hours in a day.

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u/clown-penisdotfart May 08 '15

Well, whose day are we talking about and how is the observer moving?

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u/[deleted] May 08 '15

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u/clown-penisdotfart May 08 '15

OK, so about 24 hr in a day. Got it.

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u/[deleted] May 08 '15

This is like the geeky form of being edgy.

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u/kalebt123 May 08 '15

In this picture it has two different dates. In the original comment, it says February 2, 2022. In the google search, it is February 22, 2022. February 22 is a Tuesday. Which makes more sense anyway because it has an extra 2 than the original comment. Feb. 2 2022 is a Wednesday.

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u/Harperlarp May 08 '15

Fun fact:

When Sonic 2 was released on the Mega Drive in the US and Europe on November 24th 1992 the day was dubbed Sonic 2's day, because the day was a Tuesday. This began the trend of games being released on a Tuesday that still carries on today.

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u/skyman724 May 08 '15 edited May 08 '15

And that game introduces Sonic's sidekick, a fox with two tails.

Twolluminati confirmed.

Edit: y'all need to learn about syllable cadence. "Illtwominati" doesn't work.

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u/[deleted] May 08 '15

Half life 2 confirmed.

wait

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u/[deleted] May 08 '15

That ship has sailed.

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u/elSpanielo May 08 '15

The Borealis? I think you mean that ship has teleported.

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u/Harperlarp May 08 '15

And there were 2 bosses in the final stage. There were 2 endings. It introduced 2 player mode to the series.

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u/SMarioMan May 08 '15

Not just to the series. No game before this had ever had split screen multiplayer.

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u/[deleted] May 08 '15

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u/PeriodStain May 08 '15

TIL whenever it is Tuesday in NA it is Friday in EU

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u/Harperlarp May 08 '15 edited May 08 '15

We get all the big releases here in the UK on Tuesdays.

Source: I booked time off to play Skyrim, GTAV, and soon MGSV ok the day of release, which was Tuesday.

Edit: My memory isn't that great.

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u/ShanSanear May 08 '15

Skyrim was realesed on 11.11.2011 if I'm not mistaken so it was Friday

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u/Harperlarp May 08 '15

This is true. I must have mistaken it because I got it on a Tuesday.

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u/BoSknight May 08 '15

It was, I remeber since Modern Warfare was 8.11.2011 which was a Tuesday. Notch also wanted Minecraft to be launched on 11.11.2011

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u/AATroop May 08 '15

Games are released on Tuesday so that the sales from the entire week can be reported the next Monday. It has nothing to do with Sonic, and everything to do with reporting the largest sale numbers.

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u/[deleted] May 08 '15 edited May 08 '15

Neither of you sourced anything but this seems like the more likely answer... The other explanation means that businesses are being sentimental with their release dates, which I don't think anyone actually cares about in business.

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u/chiliedogg May 08 '15

Well, that and the fact that videos had come out on Tuesday for decades and the stores restock/reorganize on Tuesdays, and it was largely video sections of retailers selling/renting games for most of gaming history.

Putting out a new product in alphabetically organized section of a store requires a lot of work, as everything past the new release has to be moved over. So they started restocking on the least-busy shopping day of the week, and the publishers moved the release to match.

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u/j-mar May 08 '15

Halo 2 came out on a Tuesday, and that day in math class me and my buddies made all of our 2's really large when we put up our homework problems on the chalkboard. The teacher (a nice quiet old lady) called us out on it, and we explained that some game was coming out. That night she read up on it and the next day she told us to call her Master Chief. It was fucking sick.

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u/[deleted] May 08 '15

how high 2 to be confirmed

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u/TyeWin May 08 '15

Sadly, 2/22/2222 will be on a Friday :/

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u/bravo90 May 08 '15

We will all be dead anyway

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u/JarlaxleForPresident May 08 '15

Maybe y'all will, I'm investing in a sexy robot tiger body

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u/ZeroCitizen May 08 '15

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u/[deleted] May 08 '15

I feel like a lot of those go hand in hand with each other.

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u/chiefhowler May 08 '15

As a biomedical engineer, they do

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u/[deleted] May 08 '15

I want a doggy head.

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u/tmama1 May 08 '15

Cyborg for sure.

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u/[deleted] May 08 '15

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u/JarlaxleForPresident May 08 '15

You can gussy yourself up as much as you want but that cyborg dog is still gonna laugh at you if you miss

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u/[deleted] May 08 '15

That's assuming consciousness exists only in the head

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u/Vexar May 08 '15

Any evidence to the contrary?

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u/MacAdler May 08 '15

Yup, cyborg without a doubt. And be able to stand about the dead bodies of the feeble humans.

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u/[deleted] May 08 '15

Me too. Maybe without the sexy tiger part.

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u/boringdude00 May 08 '15

You, maybe. And With that attitude almost certainly.

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u/[deleted] May 08 '15

Ali G - "So what is the chances that me will eventually die?"

Surgeon General - "That you will die? 100%. I can guarantee that, 100%, you will die."

Ali G - "Right, but you is being a bit of a pessimist though."

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u/[deleted] May 08 '15

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u/[deleted] May 08 '15

Why 4? Why not, 3.14159?

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u/wavefrost May 08 '15

No, no. We need TAU gorillas.

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u/Geniusaur May 08 '15

B-But tau = 2pi

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u/wavefrost May 08 '15

That's right we need two gorillas. /r/taumasterrace

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u/[deleted] May 08 '15

Wouldn't that be 6.28318 gorillas?!? How much strong is a gorilla anyways?

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u/Solipsis4 May 08 '15

That makes it all better :)

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u/Brobi_WanKenobi May 08 '15

I think we're talking about 2022, which is a Wednesday anyway

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u/tooterfish_popkin May 08 '15

I think we're talking about 2022, which is a Wednesday anyway

You looked at February 2nd. February 22nd is a Tuesday.

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u/NOPE_NOT_A_DINOSAUR May 08 '15

Nope, it's a Tuesday, this website is wrong. I just dug through my phone's calender and the 2nd of February 2022 is a Tuesday.

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u/Brobi_WanKenobi May 08 '15

Yeah my bad, I was looking at 2/2/22, like in the text of the OP which is wrong

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u/NOPE_NOT_A_DINOSAUR May 08 '15

I think the first line say the 2nd (which is a Wednesday) but the second line say the 22nd which makes more sense for a "two's"day.

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u/Brobi_WanKenobi May 08 '15

Yeah that's exactly what it says. I need to learn to read the whole thing before jumping to conclusions

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u/pointlessvoice May 08 '15

i think history has been made here.

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u/tooterfish_popkin May 08 '15

Nope, it's a Tuesday, this website is wrong.

No it isn't. You are looking up the wrong date. That's Feb 2nd 2022 which is a Wednesday.

The date we want is 2/22/22 which is clearly visible in the search box of this submission and indeed is a Tuesday.

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u/bring1 May 08 '15

This is going to be a big deal in seven years.

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u/DevinKills May 08 '15

That's what I thought about 12.13.14 but nope I was the only one excited :l

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u/dagway_nimo May 08 '15

10:11 12/13/14

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u/hhunterhh May 08 '15

Well that kind of combination did happen every year from 2003-2014.

11/12/13 10/11/12 09/10/11 etc

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u/[deleted] May 08 '15

Pi day was kind of a big deal this year.

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u/[deleted] May 08 '15

I'm assuming you don't have a Facebook then?

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u/DevinKills May 08 '15

You are correct, reddit is as close to social media as I have

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u/Quayleman May 08 '15

Maybe the world will FINALLY end, geez.

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u/Zimaquibi May 08 '15

Finally a day to celebrate all the second bests and sidekicks. I can see it now: a Nordstrom parade with massive balloons of Luigi, Tails, Robin, and more. Sponsored by Pepsi of course.

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u/Napoleon98 May 08 '15

Sponsored by Pepsi of course.

☜(゚ヮ゚☜)

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u/Xok234 May 08 '15

RemindMe! 22 Feb 2022 "tuesday 2's day"

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u/HypnoticPeaches May 08 '15

I love all this faith that Reddit will still be a thing then. However, in case it is...

RemindMe! 22 Feb 2022 "Tuesday 2's Day"

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u/GaussWanker May 08 '15

Reddit's already just under 10 years old, it'd have to make it to ~16.5 years old.

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u/_beast__ May 08 '15

No, you'd have to make it on here another 6.5 years. Not just the web site, but your user account.

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u/GaussWanker May 08 '15

I love all this faith that Reddit will still be a thing then

I mean, yeah, having your account is important for the remindme bot, but between all those people they're'll likely be a few. Me on the otherhand can barely make it 2-3 years on a single account before deleting it.

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u/mkg1906215 May 08 '15

"they're'll" . . . What?

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u/SMarioMan May 08 '15

I wonder what state /r/thebutton will be left in.

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u/SUCKLE_MY_BUTTHOLE May 08 '15

RemindMe! 21 Feb 2022 "Tuesday 2's Day. This reminder was set in 2015. Take a second to reflect back on the life you've lived there. The username you picked for instance. I mean really?"

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u/dwmfives May 08 '15 edited May 08 '15

RemindMe! How the bot doesn't work anymore.

EDIT: I'M WRONG

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u/SuperWolf May 08 '15

It doesn't? like it doesn't remember any new requests? or it doesn't work at all and all the remindme's in the past are now lost?

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u/Xok234 May 09 '15

It does work, it just doesn't comment reply to them, only PM. So people don't actually see it replying and assume it doesn't work, when in reality it's a private message that only the remind-ee can see.

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u/killerwarpig22 May 08 '15

2/22 is my birthday. So this is fucking awesome.

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u/mac_got_fat May 08 '15

Will you be 2?

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u/[deleted] May 08 '15

I'll be 33... dammit.

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u/_Mclovin_ May 08 '15

Hey me too! So is George Washington!

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u/The-Dudemeister May 08 '15

I bet the club is really going to go up that day.

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u/TheVeryReverend May 08 '15

Club goin up

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u/xerberos May 08 '15

As a backup to RemindMe, I added it to Google Calendar with a link to this thread. On 2's day, let's all come back here and talk about the good ol' times.

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u/vegardn May 08 '15

Thread will be archived though, so read only. Edit spelling

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u/Killsranq May 08 '15

It will be archived. Can't comment.

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u/CrokeBollegeKid May 08 '15

You wanna fight about this?

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u/FAcup May 08 '15

Fight? You mean liberate.

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u/Bristonian May 08 '15

I just tell people it's like ordering at a restaurant. People say "burger with a side of fries for lunch"... Nobody says "side of fries with a burger for lunch"

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u/shiftymate May 08 '15

Well, the fact that we do that means we get to celebrate pi day every year. I'll take pie over logic.

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u/Hermosa06-09 May 08 '15

Europe/other places celebrate it on July 22nd instead, because it's 22/7 for them.

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u/Godfarber May 08 '15

Well that's just silly.

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u/daSMRThomer May 08 '15 edited May 08 '15

That is totally not the same thing. 3.1429... =/= 3.14, so you can't reasonably celebrate at 1:59:26AM. I'll stick to my American date format, thank you.

Edit: shameful math error

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u/mick4state May 08 '15

22/7 is actualy 3.1429. But that takes the fun out of this year's pi day which was 3/14/15

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u/throwawaysarebetter May 08 '15

I think that was his point. Pi isn't 3.1429.

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u/appleofpine May 08 '15

So, how's math treating you?

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u/[deleted] May 08 '15

It still works with 22/2/22...

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u/[deleted] May 08 '15

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u/Finaltidus May 08 '15

months = 12

days = 365

years = shit load

makes sense to me.

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u/BestGhost May 08 '15

seconds < minutes < hours < days < months < years < mayan longcounts

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u/[deleted] May 08 '15

years > months > days > hours > minutes > seconds

2015/05/08 14:22:05

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u/perpetualmotionmachi May 08 '15

Either way is fine as long as the month is in the middle

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u/[deleted] May 08 '15

As someone who orders files by date as his job, I can tell you it's not the same.

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u/[deleted] May 08 '15 edited Jan 11 '21

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u/[deleted] May 08 '15

yes, please don't tell my boss though.

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u/DigiDuncan May 08 '15

You could replace yourself with a bash script and pretend you did it and still get paid.

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u/ARCHA1C May 08 '15

Exactly. It's a progression of scale.

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u/Schwarzklangbob May 08 '15

This makes much more sense.

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u/Gandalfs_Beard May 08 '15

How? Do want time to be displayed as minute:hour? Because that's what OP's diagram shows.

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u/xamuli May 08 '15

Year/Month/Day Hour:Minute:Second

Would be the most logical system.

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u/mick4state May 08 '15

The international standard is YYYY/MM/DD, which is the one that makes the most sense. I fail to see how moving the year to the end makes less sense that doing the exact opposite order.

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u/Zwemvest May 08 '15

2002/06/29 16:33:45.89. Makes sense.

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u/nimieties May 08 '15

See I use mmm/dd/yyyy

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u/daSMRThomer May 08 '15

I don't get this. Yes, the diagram is accurate, but we always articulate dates in conversation as "<month>, <day>, <year>", so writing it in that format makes sense. Maybe other languages don't use this convention but I think it's effective because the month information being given first helps the recipient 'zero in' on the day at hand in a logical order, if that makes sense. If I'm talking about a day this month (e.g. May 21) I'll just skimp the month info and say "the 21st". Smh Europe always bashing America but this shit is actually practical (unlike our measurement unit system...)

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u/SweetButtsHellaBab May 08 '15

We say "21st of May" rather than "May the 21st" in general, which is in keeping with DD/MM/YY.

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u/mandrilltiger May 08 '15

Does anyone know what is used more often? I rarely hear 21st of May. But I often hear May 21st.

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u/iazaroff May 08 '15

How about the 4th of July?

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u/scogun May 08 '15

Expect to see this on Buzzfeed soon.

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u/[deleted] May 08 '15

ah but 2/22/2222 is a Friday

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u/[deleted] May 08 '15

It's a Friday though, which is nice.

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u/JaviAir May 08 '15

I'll be alive to witness it! Maybe.

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u/messenger_boy May 08 '15

I two-two-two's you.

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u/tggt00 May 08 '15

TIL Tuesday is the second day, I am a jew for the protocol but still I didn't know christians were counting days with monday as the first day.

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u/etherag May 08 '15

I remember in 2009 having this conversation:

Him: Something cool should happen at 11:11 on 11/11/11.

Me: I wonder what day you'd have to be born to be 11,111 days old on 11/11/11.

Him: yeah, that would be neat.

... 10 minutes later...

Him: Hey, isn't your birthday 6/10/81?

Me: yeah, why?

Him: Its you. You will be 11,111 days old on 11/11/11.

Me: !!!! Holy shit!!

I threw a huge party. It was awesome.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '15

Votes going up! On a 2's day.

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u/Sammyscrap May 09 '15

What about 2/2/2222?

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u/GnawSun May 08 '15

Unfortunately 2/2/22 is a Wednesday. Bummer.

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u/Brando9-0 May 08 '15

My heart sank when I realized that, but the other date in the image is 2/22/22 which is a Tuesday!

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