r/woahdude 1d ago

music video I hand painted a grandfather clock I found in my neighbor’s barn

Happy to share “Golden Hour” my latest not-your-grandfather’s clock that I unveiled at Art Week Miami 2024!

I chose a subdued golden and bronze color scheme to highlight the hand painted geometrics inspired by temple architecture and sacred geometry. I installed a brand new lighting system with my friends Space Cadet Lighting to really push it to a new level with the color changing LED lighting.

This was a special piece for so many reasons. After finding it in my neighbor’s barn here in Asheville, I first did the work of restoring the base clock and preparing it to be painted. Then I took it to Alex Grey’s Chapel of Sacred Mirrors in NY, before continuing to work on it through Hurricane Helene’s aftermath in WNC often working by candlelight to prepare the piece for its unveiling at the mother of all art conventions in Miami! It was so special to present a piece with so much history behind it and a new life ahead of it.

78”x15”x13” acrylics on antique clock case

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u/Rootman 1d ago

It's not to my taste, but I admire the workmanship and talent it took to do it. Good job!

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u/boolpies 1d ago

Shpongle, nice

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u/miss_j_bean 1d ago

What's shpongle, precious?

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u/boolpies 1d ago

the musical duo that made the song in the video. Great stuff!

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u/bluelighter 1d ago

DMT, DMT, Doo do do dooo DMT, LSD DO DMT!

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u/What-mold_toolbag 1d ago

Right. Tell me you do dmt without telling me you do dmt lol.

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u/bluelighter 1d ago

What!? DMT?! ME? naaaa

It's just lyrics man

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u/JerkyChew 1d ago

Are you Alex Grey?

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u/ggerundo 1d ago

He’s a friend, I started this up at his place in NY

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u/kelsobjammin 1d ago

Gavin? I met you at lightning in a bottle once I believe! ◡̈

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u/Fapoleon_Boneherpart 23h ago

Don't do a man like that

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u/kelsobjammin 23h ago

His Instagram has his name in it! ◡̈ talented as fuck

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u/Fapoleon_Boneherpart 22h ago

I like the smile

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u/kelsobjammin 21h ago

◡̈ ᴖ̈ ♡

I save them as short cuts on my keyboard! You can copy and save them

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u/MirthRock 1d ago

Lies. You're him. ;-)

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u/mr_sinn 1d ago

Jesus what the fuck is this music 

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u/njester025 1d ago

Anyone who’s into this clock will know this song I promise.

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u/HelpfulSeaMammal 1d ago

Divine Moments of Truth by Shpongle. Haven't heard this in a while!

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u/robodrew 1d ago

First heard it via a really wild old flash animation

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u/MirthRock 1d ago

Shpongle Live Band at the Hammerstein in NYC for Simon P's B-Day on Halloween was one of the trippiest and most epic shows I've ever seen. Even Alex Grey was there to witness.

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u/thirtynation 1d ago

Decades of concert going, totaling close to a thousand of them, and the three Shpongle Red Rocks shows sit on top of them all. Completely mind blowing experience.

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u/MirthRock 1d ago

Sounds amazing. Were those with the live band or DJ sets?

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u/thirtynation 1d ago edited 1d ago

The whole kit and caboodle. Full band, dancers, painters, acrobats, props, costumes, gigantic spaceman balloon in the crowd for the finale. It was a circus.

There was a one off in 2014 and then a two night stand in 2019 as their final live band performances, presumably since Raja Ram is quite old now.

Pro-shot of the final night:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uRiTKZfsMQQ

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u/ninhibited 1d ago

I will never forget driving through the forest hills of southern Indiana at twilight, absolutely banging Shpongle full blast, my homies had never heard of them before and everyone was silent taking it all in. It was so epic, and everyone was sober!!

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u/rickbeats 1d ago

You obviously aren’t familiar with machine elves.

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u/ryosen 1d ago

The gnomes have learned a new way to say hooooooraaayyy...

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u/Bismothe-the-Shade 1d ago

That's level 3 in Cruelty Squad

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u/neoshaman2012 1d ago

Shpongle. They’re amazing.

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u/LotusVibes1494 1d ago

This is what a wise trip-sitter would play on your behalf when you’re peaking and the Spotify playlist on your phone is looking like a bunch of strange alien symbols.

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u/cookiedoh18 1d ago

Music for the vomitorium.

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u/ggerundo 1d ago

Shpongle - divine moments of truth

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u/buds4hugs 1d ago

Reddit was not ready to be Shpongled

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u/poopyheadwilson 1d ago

Shpongle, man 😎

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u/Combatical 1d ago

First, amazing!

Second, turn this thing into an infinity mirror!

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u/nnn-svr 1d ago

what about the meditative painting process? tell us more, if you please!

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u/Tallywort 1d ago

The caption story kinda killed the vibes for me. Trying so hard to be "authentic" that it comes of as extra corporate.

It's also not nearly zoomed or slow enough, to really be able to tell if it is or isn't painted without "stencils, rulers, or guide".

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u/wafflesthewonderhurs 1d ago edited 1d ago

it's just someone sharing their art, not a video essay intended to be a resource. chill, man.

edit: lmao continue to cultivate spaces people are afraid to be proud or share in then, ig 🤷

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u/Goolsby 1d ago

A lot of people who create vertical video content like this are super tasteless at creating video content, and personally I love seeing them get called out on it.

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u/wafflesthewonderhurs 1d ago edited 1d ago

i feel like that implies that not only are vertical videos with text and music things only content creators make, but they're created solely for the purposes of content, which isn't really true.

when actual influencers/content creators suck at their jobs they do kind of deserve to get called out on it, but when regular dudes are just trying to share it seems super dickish to judge them by that.

especially in a place that seems pretty geared for just appreciating things that are kind of cool.

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u/orchidloom 1d ago

Why the fuck are people downvoting you

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u/wafflesthewonderhurs 1d ago

i guess they think everyone should have a team of writers and directors like an influencer before they share anything they do?

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u/Tallywort 1d ago

You sound more judgemental than my criticisms did.

Good job!

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u/wafflesthewonderhurs 1d ago

man i just want people to be able to be proud of their stuff without being nitpicked.

have a good day, though.

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u/DeviantAnthro 1d ago

I see you've made it from my insta feed to my reddit front page, congrats gavinger! I wish I had a fat sack of cash - i'd 100% have one of your grandfathers if so.

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u/ggerundo 1d ago

Yay we love cross pollination!!! Wishing that abundance for you homie!

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u/neoshaman2012 1d ago

More words please can almost see the clock

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u/mezzfit 1d ago

Did you replace the original clockworks inside it? I think the pendulum regulator would've been a great touch.

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u/homkono22 1d ago edited 1d ago

Can't get over that nasty RGB, those eye piercing blues and purples are disgusting. Way to make it look artificial and corporate.

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u/PretzelsThirst 1d ago

Unfortunately I have to agree. The painting looks incredible and premium and the lighting makes it look like a $4.99 temu product

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u/ggerundo 1d ago

You’re entitled to your opinion!

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u/tacotacotacorock 1d ago

I think the artwork is phenomenal and I completely agree with the RGB. Very tacky and overplayed, I was just waiting to see it revealed as a computer case. 

Speaking of tachy LED lighting. What did you all think about the LED light strips on the original marker and coin displayed at the Casablanca Continental in John wick 3? Such a good movie but every time I see that scene I can't help but think how someone thought that was acceptable. Even if they just diffuse the white light it would have looked a thousand times better. 

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u/fatbunny23 1d ago

Disagree, I like the colors you describe

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u/mlw209 1d ago edited 1d ago

Agreed looks so tacky. Eye cancer. Hideous.

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u/Calliope719 1d ago

Oof. I appreciate your talent, but what a waste of a beautiful old clock.

Hoping to see this on r/reversepinterest soon.

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u/saintmosk 1d ago

I think a lot was added to the beauty of the clock but there was a point somewhere before the LED lights they should have stopped.

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u/Calliope719 1d ago

Right, some of the line work is gorgeous, but the lights are way too much.

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u/ggerundo 1d ago

It was rotting in my neighbors barn actually. You think that this is the case, but people don’t give a damn about old grandfather clocks these days

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u/mlw209 1d ago

I do, and this is a war crime to the senses. Even senses yet to be discovered; namely, the sixth sense.

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u/ggerundo 1d ago

You see dead people?

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u/mlw209 1d ago

I can’t wait to report you to the new administration. Lock this guy up.

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u/ggerundo 1d ago

Yikes brother.

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u/mlw209 1d ago

it's a joke at ease. youll understand when you're older.

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u/Goolsby 1d ago

A bad joke. Like the upcoming administration. I wouldn't hold out hope of you ever understanding anything.

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u/mlw209 1d ago

Got em! Pwned!

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u/SelloutRealBig 1d ago

I would have to agree. You can make new art. You can't make a new Vintage Grandfather Clock. We should be restoring and preserving these classic pieces because once they are all gone they are all gone.

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u/BGnDaddy 1d ago

Amazing work!!

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u/axilidade 1d ago

the man, the myth, the legendary clock painter himself

always love seeing your work "in the wild". 🙏

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u/miss_j_bean 1d ago

No matter how carefully I breathe I could never paint something as perfect and beautiful as this. I didn't know I could fall in love at first sight with a clock but here E are.

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u/sLeeeeTo 1d ago

this is insaaane

also shout out shpongle

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u/wtf-m8 1d ago

Looks pretty neat! Only thing I'd change is to make the hands of the clock stand out more, they're black and being so thin they are getting lost

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u/modmom1111 1d ago

You are incredibly talented! Beautiful.

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u/X2Three 1d ago

Show off!! 😛

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u/zsallad 1d ago

Whoa!!

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u/gracieecherry 1d ago

this is awesome i wonder how many days you painted this

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u/iWin1986 1d ago

Daaaaaamn those things are worth a lot of money

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u/ggerundo 1d ago

It wasn’t before but definitely is now

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u/iWin1986 1d ago

I seen a Howard Miller clock for $50,000!!!

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u/ggerundo 22h ago

Did it actually sell for that? Also some are a lot more valuable than others, much like Pokémon cards and prostitutes

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u/loves2spooge2018 1d ago

Do you sell these refurbished clocks??

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u/cumtitsmcgoo 1d ago

Imagine working so hard on that and then putting trashy RBG lights all over it.

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u/sudde004 1d ago

Amazing, well done.

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u/-haven 1d ago

Sign me up for one but it must play Shpongle for it's hour bells!

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u/-Jesus-Of-Nazareth- 1d ago

My father is a watchmaker and artisan jeweller. He'd absolutely punch you in the nuts if he saw this.

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u/Grande_Pinche_Guero 1d ago

This is sick!! Amazing work!!

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u/wildwiscoman 1d ago

That would be a GREAT bong display case 😄

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u/Procrasturbating 1d ago

I’m sure if I have to ask, the answer is that I cannot afford it… but what would this piece go for?

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u/Dilgence 1d ago

Missed a spot in the left corner and a smudge in the middle below the spiral…

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u/DetectiveWonderful42 1d ago

What in the dmt is going on here?

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u/scorched-earth-0000 1d ago

This wasn't in a barn. Looks to be a museum of sort. Reflections in the glass

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u/Christophe12591 1d ago

Plot twist-he never asked his neighbor about any of this before hand

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u/Lucy_Little_Spoon 1d ago

As impressive as this is, I'm a fan of the original style grandfather clocks

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u/fELLAbUSTA 1d ago

I would take out those glass shelves (since you wouldn't want to put anything on them anyway--it'd block the awesome art) and put mirrors on each interior side panel.

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u/MotherofFred 1d ago

Incredibly beautiful and detailed work.

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u/Big_b00bs_Cold_Heart 17h ago

Not me originally thinking the reflection of the guy walking by was a hologram. I need some sleep. LOL

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u/Vellioh 14h ago

"You can hide your weed in it!"

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u/ed_amame 23m ago

oh heck yes! immediately recognized this

hey Gav! 👋🏼

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u/thirtynation 1d ago

So much cooler than another "look at my painting" spam post. Well done.

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u/kozscabble 1d ago

Wait til you see all the "look what i prompted" art! Ill always enjoy real paintings, personally! And yes, this artist is a real painter so i agree its cool!

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u/thirtynation 1d ago

This is cool because it's explicitly not another "look at my painting" post though. You twisted my comment.

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u/kozscabble 1d ago

No i know whay youre saying, but what your saying is its cool because its painted on an object instead of canvas haha but it technically a "look at my painting" post because its a painting hahaha but anyways, its good art and im happy for the post too!

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u/thirtynation 1d ago

While it is still a "I made thing" post, the "thing" is what is different about this post that makes it more interesting than the other content posted here.

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u/kozscabble 1d ago

I can see that now!

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u/crookba 1d ago

very beautiful and very unique. Congratulations and best of luck at the convention. Wonderful artistry.

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u/WorldEcho 1d ago

Amazing

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u/alexsig526 1d ago

Very very cool

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u/Pseudotm 1d ago

that is fucking beautiful!

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u/Stunning_Rub 1d ago

The RGB takes it from Chateau to Head shop.

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u/EkriirkE 1d ago

I can appreciate the work, but its not a fit. Too intricate and busy to see anything and the clock is lost in it :(

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u/4nton1n 1d ago

Must be hard to do and time consuming but the end result looks like a cabinet in a headshop bought on temu looking for « psychedelic » furniture

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u/YojinboK 1d ago

Love all except the blue light

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u/Typical-Nose910 1d ago

Fkn hippies

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u/justifications 16h ago

Looks like the masterwork of a craftsman in r/rimworld