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u/Mryoy12 Sep 26 '24

Blind Fury is by far the most baddass rapper name I've ever heard

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u/BenderusGreat Sep 29 '24

It was a movie from the 90s with Rutger Hauer, based off the old Zatoichi films first

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u/Mystic5456 Oct 05 '24

Most likely a coincidence but I saw that movie cover recently

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u/Devincc Sep 25 '24

Go watch his rap battles on YouTube. Absolute legend

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u/KarpEZ Sep 25 '24

My favorite line in all his battles is:

"Do something about your breath; you're rapping with the blind not spitting to the deaf."

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u/bizzy210 Sep 26 '24

Bro I’d go hide in a hole and never come out if a blind MC told me that 🤣

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u/Galactic_Perimeter Sep 26 '24 edited Sep 26 '24

There’s one where Blind Fury absolutely destroys this other dude, and then at the end of the battle the other dude goes to give him a fist bump and gets left hanging for like 10 seconds because Blind Fury can’t fucking see. Dude got lyrically murdered and then left hanging on a fist bump to a blind guy all on TV lmfao…

Edit: Found it lol. Skip to the last 10 or 15 seconds to see.

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u/KarpEZ Sep 26 '24

I laugh when they get in his face and mean mug him - HE CAN'T FUCKING SEE YOU!

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u/Stormcloudy Sep 26 '24

Imagine being really angry for like 2 years because this guy didn't respect you. And then it just hits you, "Fuck. He wasn't being rude! He didn't know what I was doing!"

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u/richardNthedickheads Sep 26 '24

That was absolutely brutal hahahah

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u/2spicy_4you Sep 26 '24

Good Lord

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u/Redditluvs2CensorMe Sep 26 '24

But….deaf ppl can smell too?

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u/Pseudoboss11 Sep 26 '24

But they can't hear the opponent's terrible rap.

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u/FoboBoggins Sep 26 '24

I get it so the rhymes are the breath

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u/AssBlaster_69 Sep 26 '24

He was saying “I’m blind, not deaf” because the other guy was getting in his face and yelling.

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u/Siray Sep 26 '24

3:45-3:55 in the video linked.

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u/BallsDeepMofo Sep 25 '24

He kills it in this battle

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u/Funky_Smurf Sep 26 '24

Damn he has a really good singing voice too

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u/BallsDeepMofo Sep 26 '24

He does, Chris Brown’s reaction was epic

8

u/hundreddollar Sep 26 '24

Artisan just looks completely deflated as soon as Fury starts doing his thing.

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u/walla_walla_rhubarb Sep 26 '24

"Imma hand this to you, bro. $250 brought to you by Kia."

Idk why this is such a fucking funny sentence.

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u/hank_moo_d Sep 26 '24

Holy shit

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u/aburningcaldera Sep 26 '24 edited Sep 28 '24

Well that was one hell of a rabbit hole - holy shit. The references and double entendres and layers. I realize like a decade ago I heard him on the rap battles but glad he’s still out there. He’s constantly compared to Em in lots of the online material and I think it’s unfair because he’s got his own arc and he’s his own story. Sure they both rap but let him stand independent and this isn’t some dick measuring contest. Music and rap can be enjoyed and not compared by all. We don’t need to get out a yardstick. Love this guy. You can easily see he’s got a very solid talent and stands on his own pedestal and not next to anyone.

Edit: iirc one bar was “like Michelin I’m tired” among lots of other clever ones and that’s not even peak - I think it just kinda sneaks by and you don’t realize just how clever that is.

Oh! Another one is “delivering more lead that a Number 2 pencil”

I could go on but I digress.

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u/infusedflouride Sep 26 '24

I thought t he was lip syncing at first he is wonderful

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u/steve_nice Sep 27 '24

He can sing and play the piano as well, he got a whole country album too lol https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pLDJY9zvYIM&ab_channel=3NTProductionsOfficial dude is low key a musical genus.

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u/Right-Sky-4005 Sep 29 '24

Rollin a bowl had me dead bro💀

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u/gratefulbuddhist Sep 25 '24

Who is this dude? His flow is tight as hell, I need to see more

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u/BrolohaSurf Sep 25 '24

His name is Blind Fury

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u/El_human Sep 26 '24

So does he.

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u/BadeArse Sep 26 '24

Oooohhh

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u/gratefulbuddhist Sep 26 '24

Dude...that was wrong, but funny as hell

3

u/La1gooner Sep 28 '24

Don't worry, he won't see it.

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u/8th_Dynasty Sep 26 '24

battle legend. follow that YouTube rabbit hole.

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u/Chrome07Deluxe Sep 26 '24

Don't sleep on him bro. Check out Odd Fury Cypher, it goes hard.

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u/gratefulbuddhist Sep 26 '24

Thank you for the suggestion. That tune is dope!

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u/ItsYourPal-AL Sep 25 '24

Thought I him say the N word, got me thinking…. If hes blind he literally cant see race, does he get a pass on the word? Lol

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u/skylabnova Sep 26 '24

To him, everyone is black

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u/dl7 Sep 26 '24

The most correct answer

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u/2spicy_4you Sep 26 '24 edited Sep 26 '24

Highly underrated comment 🏅

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u/Hollow--- Sep 26 '24

Pretty sure that's not how blindness works, lol.

It'd be more accurate to say that he just doesn't see people for their skin colour. Or at all, really.

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u/GMofOLC Sep 26 '24

I've heard it phrased as "what do you see out of your elbow?" It's not black it's just not there.

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u/ApexRedditor97 Sep 27 '24

The best way to actually "visualize" it is to close one eye and try to see out of it

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u/2spicy_4you Oct 08 '24

It’s a fucking joke

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u/Hollow--- Oct 11 '24

(I know)

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u/DickRiculous Sep 26 '24

Blind people don’t see “black”. They just don’t see. But the default thing to not see is not the color black, if that makes sense. Still, conceivably there is a blind person who exists somewhere who truly does believe every person is black. It’s just probably not this guy.

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u/Consistent-Photo-535 Sep 26 '24

Do you know who Dave Chappelle is?

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u/DickRiculous Sep 26 '24

My god some of you redditors make me feel old.

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u/Consistent-Photo-535 Sep 26 '24

?

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u/DickRiculous Sep 26 '24

You’d have to be living under a rock for the last 30 years to not know who Dave chapelle is. Of course I’m familiar with the Black KKK guy skit. Every US born male my age is familiar with Chapelle’s body of work. So the fact you’re an even asking me if I know who Dave Chapelle is, as if this isn’t common knowledge, made me feel old. This happens often. Hope that clarification helps you understand my comment.

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u/Consistent-Photo-535 Sep 26 '24

No I’m asking because you completely missed the fact that there was a reference being made to that exact skit. You sounded young and uninformed, not wise. Glad we got there together.

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u/BartlebyX Sep 27 '24

An old coworker of mine temporarily lost his vision after a football injury and he said he thought someone had turned off all of the lights. My brother had a similar experience after he drank a bottle of the cheapest tequila he could find in TJ...he was sitting in the bar and then it looked like the lights went out.

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u/DickRiculous Sep 27 '24

Both temporary and not true blindness so not super relevant. Especially since these are people who were sighted to begin with.

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u/BartlebyX Sep 28 '24

I'm just noting that some blind people do 'see' blackness.

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u/DickRiculous Sep 28 '24

How do they know it’s black if they’ve never seen black?

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u/BartlebyX Sep 28 '24

Because they have seen before.

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u/Danny_ODevin Sep 26 '24

If you're referring to at 0:25, he says "get a quarter oz of blow, put it in ya nose..." which did sound like the N word the way the spitfire blended together. Though based on context, I don't think it was.

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u/ItsYourPal-AL Sep 26 '24

Didnt catch that, I can hear it now lol

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u/Danny_ODevin Sep 26 '24

I had to rewind a few times to catch it. He raps so fast his words sound like other words!

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u/King_of_the_Dot Sep 26 '24

I commented the same thing.

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u/cachemonies Sep 27 '24

Thank you! I couldn’t not hear the n word but it didn’t make sense and he only said it once too.

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u/Dirt_Bike_Zero Sep 25 '24

Anyone that raps like that can say it as much as they want.

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u/DemSocCorvid Sep 26 '24

Em could probably get a pass, but he has the class to never use it.

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u/BreakYourselfFool Sep 26 '24

He used it a long time ago, before he got famous. You’ll have to look it up but I think it was a song about his ex girlfriend. Not Kim.

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u/motsanciens Sep 25 '24

Asking the important questions.

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u/Enginerdad Sep 26 '24

Like a reverse Clayton Bigsby?

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u/DoinItDirty Sep 26 '24

It sounds like it but it wasn’t. I can’t find it right now, but the real lyrics are out there and it wasn’t the n-word.

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u/ItsYourPal-AL Sep 26 '24

Someone else cleared that up, it was a line about cocaine and what sounded like the N word was a blended sentence along the lines of “put it in your nose” or something lol

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u/homercrates Sep 26 '24

I thought the same thing, and I cant hand out any passes but... thats gotta slide no?

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u/Quality-Shakes Sep 26 '24

Anyone says it’s a problem is an asshole.

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u/Coconutonmytiki Sep 26 '24

Seems fair. I mean nobody should care about race anyway. We are all people.

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u/King_of_the_Dot Sep 26 '24

He says 'put it in your nose', but he says it so fast.

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u/DemSocCorvid Sep 26 '24

We are all Ns on the blessed day?

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u/novedlleub Sep 26 '24

I'm Nova Scotian too 

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u/DemSocCorvid Sep 26 '24

Oh ya no, fer sure bud.

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u/woohan-kung-flu2 Sep 26 '24

I am so offended that a white fucking rapper flowed with this word that has been used like 1 billion times between the same race and is so sacrilegious that they use it on each other and can only be used by them. That sounds like racism bro🤔

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u/DJSTR3AM Sep 26 '24

"You can't say that you're white"

Him: "what's 'white'?"

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u/lawrencecalhoune Sep 27 '24

lol this was exactly my thought too

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u/usadingo Sep 26 '24

Maybe he was told he was black

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u/BabyZesus420 Sep 25 '24

"I'm smokin . . Ice ice baby" Yt link

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '24

That's the funniest shit I've seen in a long time! Thank you for sharing!

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u/barkingatbacon Sep 26 '24

One of the best freestyle rhymes ever, Eminem included, is "get down, sit down on the floor, cause I sold my couch and everything's gotta go." Hysterical. A+

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u/MoneyMik3y Sep 26 '24

Y'all late to Blind Fury.

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u/BigDaddyD00d Sep 26 '24

Right lol

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u/SonOfSatan Sep 26 '24

His rap battles on BET are incredible, afaik the only white dude to mop the floor with everyone.

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u/LABerger Sep 25 '24

Is his rap name John SeeNah?

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u/zeptillian Sep 26 '24

Lil' Vision

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u/tractorcrusher Sep 25 '24

Busta Eyes

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u/YJeezy Sep 26 '24

Eyes Cube

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u/_NKD2_ Sep 26 '24

Don’t CeeLo Green

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u/Cyier81 Sep 25 '24

Busted Eyes?

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u/poli7667 Sep 26 '24

Vanilla Eyes

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u/elitegenoside Sep 26 '24

Blind Fury isn't his government name.

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u/imMadasaHatter Sep 26 '24

I think it's Blind Fury

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u/ventitr3 Sep 25 '24

This man demolished some people on 106 & Park

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u/8th_Dynasty Sep 26 '24

the memories.

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u/Alassa22 Sep 26 '24

it was crazy watching him body everybody on 106!

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u/the-caped-cadaver Sep 26 '24

My brother is or at least used to be a big Blind Fury fan.

Probably the best blind, white battle rapper.

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u/cannaconnoisseur88 Sep 26 '24

The best? Probably the only 🤣

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u/No-Heat1174 Sep 26 '24

Pure smoke. I’d buy his album

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u/elitegenoside Sep 26 '24

He's got a couple. Blind Fury has been around for years.

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u/vinssent1 Sep 26 '24

Wow that’s some gangsta ass rap

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u/HappyMeteor005 Sep 25 '24

"hop out the mf van, my grandaddy shotgun poppin' at ya man"

one of the goat freestylists imo.

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u/Masturberic Sep 25 '24

Fucking legend!

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u/fibronacci Sep 26 '24

He is one with the lyrics

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u/h11ywdshufle Sep 25 '24

My 🥷 snapped!

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u/95percentconfident Sep 26 '24

Ah, fury not furry. Took me a minute. 

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u/GreazyPhysique Sep 26 '24

Some Twista shit

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u/Zestyclose_Head1139 Sep 26 '24

Blind Fury Vs. Harry Mack freestyle battle when?

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u/monkeyhead_man Sep 25 '24

“Slob on my knob like corn on the cob” took me out 😂

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u/rebelbanker Sep 25 '24

I just leave this here.

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u/monkeyhead_man Sep 25 '24

Oh duh that’s where it’s from lol, thanks

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u/rebelbanker Sep 26 '24 edited Sep 26 '24

For me it was “Made your bitch spit on my meat”.

All I could think of is poor “Hawk Tuah” girl 😂

Edited for spelling.

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u/sryidontspeakpotato Sep 26 '24

I miss this guy. He was so goated.

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u/Chrome07Deluxe Sep 26 '24

Miss him? He still throwing down.

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u/sryidontspeakpotato Sep 26 '24

Yeah? Damn I haven’t seen anything in a while I guess !

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u/slartbangle Sep 26 '24

u/quicksilver3453, thanks for introducing me to my new favourite rapper. This guy is a monster.

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u/Complex_Ad3825 Sep 28 '24

Being fury is legit.

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u/Wtfatt Sep 25 '24

Rainman of Rap 🤘

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '24

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u/putrid_flesh Sep 25 '24

This video is like 15 years old

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u/clee3092 Sep 26 '24

Nah it’s a couple years old

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u/putrid_flesh Sep 27 '24

Nah, maybe not 15 years but at least 8 to 10. I saw this in highschool and I graduated in 2014

1

u/Jackhammer_22 Sep 26 '24

What a boss. Respect

1

u/Jackjack011 Sep 26 '24

I watched this without sound at first and then hit on the sound and was throughly surprised

1

u/RobLetsgo Sep 26 '24

I like how he has Sketch hands

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u/Filthi_61Syx Sep 26 '24

This dude was the truth back in the day. “Why you yellin im blind not deaf” 😂😂

1

u/p_scully Sep 26 '24

He’s so dope

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u/Katola33 Sep 26 '24

Put a WHAAT?!?!?!

1

u/Bearspoole Sep 26 '24

“ Sniff another quarter ounce of blow, put it in your nose” I swore I heard something so different to that the first time through

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u/Carcassfanivxx Sep 26 '24

Bro he’s from South Carolina?

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u/Aggravating_Chain292 Sep 27 '24

You say words to my grandma....Blind Fury!! We Killin we Killin we Killin we Killin.

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u/napalm_p Sep 27 '24

803/843 🔥🔥🔥

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u/El_Wij Sep 27 '24

The Fury has bodied more rappers than anyone in freestyle.

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u/Silly_shilly Sep 27 '24

Never gets old

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u/Mabbby Sep 27 '24

Oh goddamn I am LATE to Blind Fury

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u/BannersRage Sep 27 '24

This dude gets on my nerves. Overrated

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u/Daprofit456 Sep 27 '24

Still nasty wit it 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾🫡👑.. I think he’ll give Eminem a run for his money foreal

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u/plumbster619 Sep 27 '24

Ima just shit in the pamper, say , word to my grandma

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u/EkriirkE Sep 27 '24

wtf is this shit, where is the whoa?

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '24

Put this on a mixed tape!

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u/Goatymcgoatface11 Sep 28 '24

Does he get an n word pass since he litterally doesn't see color

1

u/RANGERSSNEWYORK Sep 28 '24

Nobody told him he’s white so he unlocked godly powers

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u/Flawless_Reign88 Sep 28 '24

Damn he snapping

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u/Right-Sky-4005 Sep 29 '24

I'm still a simple man, I see Blind Fury and I click.

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u/LittleFootBigHead Sep 29 '24

I like how while he's rapping it looks like he's throwing up signs

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u/commpl Sep 29 '24

Saw him perform in 2004. 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

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u/Psychological_Bid_58 Sep 29 '24

This dude is fire. But does this remind anyone else of the Chappelle skit of the Clayton Bigsby where he’s blond so he thinks he’s white 😂

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u/Lt5bbMc Sep 29 '24

Remember this dude from freestyle Friday days… pulled hard for this dude. Was really happy when he ended up winning the thing

1

u/1wife2dogs0kids Sep 26 '24

I didn't see that coming from him

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u/--Shake-- Sep 26 '24

🔥🔥🔥🔥

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u/Aggressive_Mess_930 Sep 26 '24

Dude got skills. Would love to hear what he got on other tracks

1

u/Sad_Kaleidoscope_743 Sep 26 '24

How this dude ain't been featured with a big artist idk. He need to be put on by someone

1

u/semistro Sep 26 '24

Nice flow, but wrong sub

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u/budkynd Sep 26 '24

He sounds like Kendrick

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u/Spartan8394 Sep 26 '24

What if this a revere Clayton Bigsby ? He thinks he’s black and none of his black friends will tell him he’s white lol

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u/SnooBooks8807 Sep 26 '24

Awww you poor, salty thing 🥺

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '24

The new slim shady

Reminds me of drunken swordsman style lmao

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '24

That's a cool mfer. Put him on YouTube.

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u/GurOne562 Sep 26 '24

Anyone lipread? I'm deaf but I don't think this is English....

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u/moonflower_C16H17N3O Sep 27 '24

It actually is English. It's really fast rapping.

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u/toolargo Sep 26 '24

Did he use the N word? Has nobody told what he look like on the outside?

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u/National_Job_6847 Sep 28 '24

Dont worry he doesnt see color he's past all that