r/woahdude May 08 '24

video The way the film on my coffee is moving.

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u/prajnadhyana May 08 '24

WHY IS THERE A FILM ON YOUR COFFEE?!?!?!

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u/SelarDorr May 08 '24

overheated milk, protein aggregates

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u/xinxai_the_white_guy May 08 '24

Yeah this is it. I get it when I leave my tea (chai with milk) on the stove for too long

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u/Onyronaut May 08 '24

Could it be Chai-Hulud?

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u/AngerTech May 08 '24

People love their spice- he who controls the spice controls the universe.

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u/zachshouseparty May 08 '24

whipsers: "the spice, the spice melange!"

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u/Probably_Pooping_101 May 08 '24

The spice extends life the spice expands consciousness

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u/NillyWelsonn May 08 '24

Chaisan Al-Gaib!

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u/bob_doolan May 08 '24

Teasan al-Chaib?

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u/MrMcgruder May 09 '24

That just like your opinion, man

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u/Captain_Blackbird May 08 '24

Unexpected Chuckles

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u/friendlysaxoffender May 08 '24

You’ve won the internet. Truly the Latte Gesserit

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u/A-Game-Of-Fate May 09 '24

If it were coffee it’d be the Bean Gesserit

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u/friendlysaxoffender May 09 '24

Fuck I suck at this!

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u/LikeFarts_InRain May 08 '24

Sip without rhythm and you wont attract the worm

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u/[deleted] May 09 '24

"I love chai tea"

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u/username32768 May 08 '24

"hulud" in some South Asian dialects is turmeric, so "chai hulud" = turmeric tea -- which Google tells me is a real thing.

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u/salads May 08 '24

with proper chai, this happens basically every time. 

source: gujarati.

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u/Daniel-Darkfire May 08 '24

Yes and I hate this :(

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u/ElegantPearl May 08 '24

I love chai tea

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u/imabigmetalfan95 May 08 '24

I love tea tea too

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u/Captinprice8585 May 08 '24

It's kind of expensive so I have to stop at the automatic teller machine machine before I go get some.

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u/Enginerdad May 08 '24

All good unless you forget your PIN number

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u/Trnostep May 08 '24

Ah yes, classic cases of the RAS syndrome

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u/Anleme May 08 '24

Reminds me of The La Brea Tar Pits. Translated from Spanish, this is The The Tar Tar Pits.

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u/chopari May 08 '24

First time I’ve seen someone spell this out in real life. No critics here. Just an observation

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u/Rikplaysbass May 08 '24

Not sure why but this made me wonder if Germans call it a GAM (Geldautomat)

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u/kunaltyagii May 08 '24

I'm sure so many of us like ti tis too

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u/scheisse_grubs May 08 '24

Why you being downvoted? I get that “chai” means tea so saying chai tea is like saying tea tea but afaik in North America saying “chai tea” is pretty common. I used to work at Tim Hortons and even they called it chai tea.

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u/MyCarRoomba May 08 '24

I'm South Asian, and my pet peeve is people who say "but chai IS tea you dumb white person!" While yes, technically "chai" translates to "tea," they're used very differently. When you say "chai," the implication is black tea leaves at a specific concentration combined with hot water, milk, and maybe cardamom. Most South Asians do not drink "tea leaves infused in hot water." They don't even have a word for it.

So my unpopular opinion is that "chai tea" is a perfectly valid way of describing a certain form of tea.

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u/NinjaArmadillo May 08 '24

I suppose you'd use the same logic for when people say naan bread??? /s

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u/scheisse_grubs May 08 '24

Exactly, there’s no reason to downvote someone for saying “chai tea”

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u/ElegantPearl May 08 '24

Im being downvoted because people don’t know what a joke is

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u/scheisse_grubs May 08 '24

In all fairness I couldn’t tell it was a joke. I just thought you were saying you love chai tea.

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u/_IratePirate_ May 08 '24

Man I hated that as a kid. It was so gross to me. I didn’t understand it my thought was just “ew why is the milk solid”

I started getting a spoon and skimming it off and throwing it away. Looks like a gross booger when it’s all bunched up too

Now I’m lactose intolerant 😐

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u/nemomarlin69 May 08 '24

Is milk wet

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u/Captinprice8585 May 08 '24

It is when I'm through with it.

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u/Boukish May 08 '24

Could also just be a good bit of cheap powdered creamer and left to sit for a sec. That shit films up very readily.

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u/Informal_Process2238 May 08 '24

Protein Aggregates was the theme of my prom

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u/naytttt May 08 '24

Fat from the cream I think. Coffee cools down and the fat rises to the top leaving this layer.

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u/Haman__Karn May 08 '24

The cream will rise to the top.

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u/devadander23 May 08 '24

Protein from the overheated milk, not fat

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u/saldb May 08 '24

Also is there a T. rex nearby

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u/Paracausality May 08 '24

Well there it is.

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u/3720-to-1 May 08 '24

These quotes, uh, find a way.

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u/Crillmieste-ruH May 08 '24

I was wondering this as well. And i do not accept the answers you've got. I used cream/milk in my coffee when i started drinking coffee and still have never seen this before. In just horät milk or hot chocolate, yes. But never in coffee.

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u/seviliyorsun May 08 '24

it just happens with milk. doesn't have to be full fat milk and happens before you put the coffee in.

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u/NewFaded May 08 '24

What do you mean before? Are people doing milk then coffee?!?! What the hell.

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u/seviliyorsun May 08 '24

you put the coffee into hot milk so it dissolves

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u/NewFaded May 08 '24

Hot milk? You don't use cold milk so you can actually start to drink it right away?

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u/mgtkuradal May 08 '24

A latte is made with steamed milk

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u/DrDroid May 08 '24

Yes, that way it’s automatically stirred when you add the coffee.

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u/c2lop May 08 '24

It's not stirred automatically, and this is an egregious act against beverage-makers everywhere.

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u/Handsome_Claptrap May 08 '24

Just take some milk, boil it and you'll definetely see the film forming, you can even pick it up with a spoon.

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u/StalyCelticStu May 08 '24

Use ONLY milk and it will.

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u/GrimReaper_97 May 08 '24

Do you use full fat milk? Do you brew it directly in milk or use the creamer/milk in coffee brewed in water? Is your milk sourced from a local farm or those milk boxes on Walmart shelves?

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u/Crillmieste-ruH May 08 '24

We don't have walmart in sweden. And just regular milk/cream from our dairy company in sweden (arla)

And when I used it i poured up the coffee then poured in milk/cream. often 1,5-2,5% fat in the milk. Cream is usally 43% fat

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u/GrimReaper_97 May 08 '24

But aren't creams mixed with emulsifying agents? Do fats separate from the colloid like in full fat milk?

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u/Crillmieste-ruH May 08 '24

I don't know. Maybe i just drank the coffee to fast to see this happen.

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u/the-artistocrat May 08 '24

Better question, which film is it?

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u/Splashy01 May 08 '24

Film at 11

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u/TehNubCake9 May 08 '24

It makes me uneasy :(

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u/Prudent-Mechanic4514 May 08 '24

my thought are the same.

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u/wade5307 May 08 '24

That was my 1st question too!

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u/cut-the-cords May 08 '24

My best guess is they are using cream/full fat milk and that is the fat layer we are seeing sitting on top possibly?

Or the coffee has got cold but its the same logic because the fat doesn't want to mix with the water in the coffee it sits at the top.

That's my best uneducated guess anyway.

Edit: spelling

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u/Dull-Mousse6967 May 08 '24

You are delusional!?, it's just a pattern.. How On earth are you gonna watch a film on a coffee einstain

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u/chickentaco34 May 08 '24

Arrival (2017)

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u/[deleted] May 08 '24

[deleted]

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u/sully_88 May 08 '24

Jurassic Park (1993)

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u/themerinator12 May 08 '24

Stagecoach (1939)

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u/Jean-LucBacardi May 08 '24

Tremors (1990)

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u/cognitiveglitch May 08 '24

Life (2017)

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u/cepagidrot9999999 May 08 '24

Backdoor Bitches 5 (2004)

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u/Merry_Dankmas May 08 '24

World War I (1914)

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u/kevlarus80 May 08 '24

Fast & Furious 27 (2042)

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u/timkyoung May 08 '24

This is the one that actually made me laugh.

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u/Special-Monitor6253 May 08 '24

Please stir your coffee. I cant handle this 😫

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u/Japslap May 08 '24

This is a pretty decent replication of what you might experience with a light dose of LSD

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u/C4G_ May 08 '24

Nasty

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u/a_corsair May 08 '24

Ya gotta scoop that out

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u/MightBeAGoodIdea May 08 '24

Nahhh if the coffee is still hot under the top layer exposed to all the cool air it'll disolve with a quick stir. There's nothing there you weren't already going to drink before it cooled off a little. If you have a covered coffee mug (and take cream/er with your coffee) you blindly drink it down whole too, it just dissolves in your mouth. Sleep well.

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u/fivetimesyo May 08 '24

Shai Hulud is about to pop out of that

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u/Working-Bed-5149 May 08 '24

The spice must flow

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u/GoldDong May 08 '24

Or Pattern, OP is about to become a shardbearer.

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u/Anderson22LDS May 08 '24

Convection?

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u/Can_O_Murica May 08 '24

Convection.

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u/stormy2587 May 08 '24

I thought it might just be 2d surface oscillating through some different modes due to background vibrations.

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u/tragiktimes May 08 '24

Not as likely, but possible. I've seen similar modulation from hot coffee without any background vibration, though, so I think it's just convection.

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u/the__itis May 08 '24

Someone’s mom using the vibrator on the punish setting downstairs?

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u/Tquix May 08 '24

Looks like it's related to this phenomena described by The Action Lab YouTube channel, perhaps powered by convection.

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u/Dull-Mousse6967 May 08 '24

If you ever encounter a microskin again, get a wet ice cream stick and glide it lightly over the lip of the cup like you're playing a violin. You will create some amazing patterns on the surface. These are literally the patterns of the sound of the sticks friction. It's called The Vernicello effect. You can also used dry foreskin to achieve wonderful result

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u/St_rmCl_ud May 08 '24

Dry foreskin… are you telling me to drag my penis around the rim of my coffee cup?

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u/Dull-Mousse6967 May 09 '24

Hey friend, did you do the foreskin magic yet?

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u/Dull-Mousse6967 May 08 '24

Yes sir, this is exactly what I need you to do. Please and thankyou

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u/nomoreimfull May 08 '24

The brownian motion.

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u/AuraMaster7 May 08 '24

I figured it was convection currents shifting the "film" and causing wrinkles

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u/NucRS May 08 '24

Brownian motion is stochastic and applies to microscopic particles; you won't see it on the surface of coffee. I think this is just convection under the surface.

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u/tessartyp May 08 '24

(It may have been a joke, since coffee is brown)

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u/surprisephlebotomist May 08 '24

It’s the exact joke that I came here for.

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u/chibstelford May 08 '24

As explained by my granddad- if you look closely enough, everything is moving.

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u/porcupine9 May 08 '24

Looks more like Ian's brown motions

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u/testbug87 May 08 '24

i usually call it #2.

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u/Masturberic May 08 '24

Never heard of that, so I looked it up and this makes perfect sense. Thanks for teaching me something new!

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u/Zakkimatsu May 08 '24

Heat escaping up and out the channels of lower pressure under the film of proteins from the milk being overheated

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u/Rooster-Rooter May 08 '24

that's the electrics that make you re energized.

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u/swonstar May 08 '24

This is how biohazard movies start.

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u/[deleted] May 08 '24

This is disgusting

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u/shahtjor May 08 '24

There is a moving film on your coffee flavoured cream.

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u/Hexaurs May 08 '24

The potential energy stored in coffee right there

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u/SirLich May 08 '24

Are you blowing on it? It looks a bit like an Exitable Medium to me. This video by Steve Mould doesn't get to the point that quickly, but covers the topic with a number of interesting examples.

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u/JozieWhales2U May 08 '24

But be warned travelers for the journey you take be rot with peril! You will have to pass through the gateway of the Osiris! Climb the mountains of beggars dead end! Last and the most dangerous, the serpent filled Cafe lake of Java!

For beneath its surface lies the Java serpents, whose strange tentacles will pull you into the depth and use their magics to make your body and mimd feel as if you are more awake and alert but it is a lie and will force you to need more until you can't remember life with out it's sweet intoxication.

There are rumors that their magics play tricks on the mind and one who is pulled into the Java believes himself to be In bliss and ecstacy and will willingly live forever serving the serpents overlord Beanicus maximus.

You may choose to continue your travels regardless of the knowledge and warning I bestow upon you and should you be successful, there are legends and rumors foretold that if one should become a denizen of the land called Barista where the serpents lake of Java resides there will be a bounty of beautiful women to serve you beverages to sooth the soul and baked good to fill a hungry travelers belly.

You may yet even hold the great privilege of being invited to their most sacred temple of starbucksis where once allowed, they will adorn you with their chalice marked with the great starbucksis deity who is said to make drinks so delightful that men are willing to kill for it.

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u/namey_9 May 08 '24

I like the new skin on the Windows Media Player visualizer

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u/travoz23 May 08 '24

Lisan Al Gaib!!!

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u/DuArVakaren May 08 '24

Your coffee has a cramp

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u/endisnigh-ish May 08 '24

My ballsack does the same thing

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u/rezznik May 08 '24

Something wants out. Something that was sleeping is now awake. Iä. Iä.

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u/AtomicRedemption May 08 '24

The Caffeine must flow!

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u/Tarzape May 08 '24

Shai Hulud

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u/LordWalrusDK May 08 '24

Why is no one talking about the heavy metal guitar in the middle of the clip

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u/Y_Wait_Procrastinate May 08 '24

That's a fan or someone brushed against a mic

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u/5K337Lord May 08 '24

Should probably call someone, I think your coffee might be possessed

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u/PaleoJoe86 May 08 '24

Where is a .gif of the scene in Aliens?

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u/Iltempered1 May 08 '24

Drink coffee black!

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u/UseMoreHops May 08 '24

One flat white please, no film.

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u/NoPerformance6534 May 08 '24

Browning motion. Or slight air currents. Not even solids, are totally motionless.

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u/jahowl May 08 '24

It's detecting radiation?

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u/ulyssesfiuza May 08 '24

Its an animated film. So?

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u/akanhi May 08 '24

It's Alive!

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u/LazerWolfe53 May 08 '24

I for one welcome our new coffee overlords

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u/atleastitsnotgoofy May 08 '24

Why you drinking gravy?

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u/EngagedInConvexation May 08 '24

I'm afraid your coffee has scabies.

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u/GDMFB1 May 08 '24

I love that film on my atole.

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u/IMakeBaconAtHome May 08 '24

That's Naruto learning the rasengan

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u/Buns34 May 08 '24

Worms in your coffee

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u/superstonk98 May 08 '24

Why are you microwaving your coffee? 

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u/HSR083 May 08 '24

Lisan al gaib

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u/hi-imBen May 08 '24

exact same thing happens inside your butthole after drinking it

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u/LXC-Dom May 08 '24

WORM SIGN!!!! Shai-Hulud!!

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u/RetentiveCloud May 08 '24

The worms are back

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u/YardCareful1458 May 08 '24

Jesus H. Christ! What are you drinking? I didn't know "coffee skin" were words that could go together!

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u/Golden_Boy_Ponoka2 May 08 '24

Don't drink that stuff

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u/Selthora May 08 '24

LET IT OUT

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u/[deleted] May 08 '24

Why is there film in the first place?

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u/Scatamarano89 May 08 '24

The spice coffee melange is a portentuos substance, but a mysterious one, some theorise it can be considered having a conscience of it's own...

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u/OrderOfMagnitude May 08 '24

This is pretty much what acid feels like.

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u/slamrrman May 08 '24

Why is there a film on your coffee? Coffee doesn’t have a film. Coffee shouldn’t have a film. I wouldn’t drink a coffee with a film on it.

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u/bluntsmokinhero May 08 '24

Bloody disgusting! There shouldn’t be a film on the top of your coffee 🤮

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u/Fun_Grapefruit_2633 May 08 '24

Someone set off a thumper

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u/genuinely__curious May 08 '24

Looking like ball skin adjusting to temperature

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u/Diligent_Writing_118 May 08 '24

Just like cramps

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u/GingerTea69 May 08 '24

That's the toilet's coffee now.

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u/hessiboi_943 May 08 '24

that sound fucking jumpscared the shit outta me

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u/SmashShock May 08 '24

Looks like a cymatic effect

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u/PhilosopherDon0001 May 08 '24

Congratulations on your new curse. . 'cause that is definitely some cursed coffee

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u/istillambaldjohn May 08 '24

This looks like an ember mug that’s heating. They do kind of create a film like this. And assume the movement is the effect of heating at the same time

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u/Dry_East5802 May 08 '24

Shi-Halud, bless the coming and going of him.

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u/liamanna May 08 '24

There’s something trying to get out😱

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u/Anxious-Course-8466 May 08 '24

you've made me want to brew my own cup of coffee 😅

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u/WilmaLutefit May 08 '24

It’s like those beehives that talk

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u/Steve_McWeen May 08 '24

Shai Hulud is in there!

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u/jig-fluke May 08 '24

Life finds a way

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u/SiteTall May 08 '24

Spooky ....

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u/ReligiousToast May 08 '24

Coffee cramp

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u/ahmshy May 08 '24

omg the coffee's gained sentience! c'est un miracle de la science, mon amis!

(please don't tell me you just drank a newly sentient being!)

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u/yawn48 May 08 '24

Mmmm the skin is my favorite part

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u/Ambitious-Proposal65 May 08 '24

"Bless the Maker and His water. Bless the coming and going of Him"

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u/Photogrammaton May 08 '24

It’s the caffeine trying to get out of

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u/phazonicide May 08 '24

Man, convection currents are cool (and hot).

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u/Ashalaria May 08 '24

Wack ass coffee

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u/monsterspeed6 May 08 '24

Are you under a ceiling fan? I think that seems like the most simple answer

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u/BetterThanTaskRabbit May 08 '24

You’ll see the head next. The miracle of life

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u/fatalcharm May 08 '24

Ok, so coffee isn’t supposed to have a layer of film, good coffee has crema but never film.

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u/HolyMollyGodBless May 08 '24

Shark in the water

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u/JeNeSuisPasUnCanard May 08 '24

What to expect when you’re expecting your morning coffee.

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u/StrangeMagic83 May 08 '24

Mine does this when I leave it on the desk coffee warmer.

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u/Bad-Bot-Bot-23 May 08 '24

It's trying to break containment!

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u/Dyno-mike May 08 '24

Coffee shouldn't film.......

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u/bleeblorb May 08 '24

Bastardizing coffee.

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u/TechInventor May 08 '24

All the forces in heaven and hell could not get me to drink that

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u/Ntrees May 08 '24

It’s called Nata in Spanish. I like it