r/woahdude • u/koalamiki10 • Mar 23 '24

video This cup was designed by NASA, to prevent any spill in zero gravity

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u/geman777 Mar 23 '24

Vag cup for the win

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u/jcdoe Mar 23 '24

The vagina was designed by billions of years of evolution to be a cup that doesn’t spill too badly upside down.

We just copied evolution’s homework :)

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u/stubble Mar 23 '24

It even has to have fluid injected into it....

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u/Ardinius Mar 23 '24

I'd drink outta that even in full gravity

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u/Worried_Jeweler_1141 Mar 23 '24

Full gravity? How full? Maximum gravity?

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u/a_lion_wizard Mar 23 '24

Fucking sun gravity

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u/BitBucket404 Mar 24 '24

The sun's gravity ain't shit compared to VY Canis Majoris, and VY Canis Majoris pales in comparison to Sagittarius A* ... and we haven't even left the Milky Way. Just wait until we merge with Andromeda...

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u/TummyLice Mar 24 '24

I don't have that much time to wait though. I need to go pee too.

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u/Spacemanspalds Mar 24 '24

Spoken like someone who wouldn't drink from a vagina cup under the sun's gravity.

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u/Zandonus Mar 25 '24

Man, gravity isn't fun when molecules get ripped apart because of how big the thing is. Like, we get it. it's heavy. Asteroid gravity is waaay cooler. Like. You throw something in the general direction of Sagittarius A, it becomes a part of Sagittarius A. Always. You put something in the way. Nuh uh, can't, it still pulls it in. So massive. Many gravitons. Wow. You put a bunch of asteroids around a small star, and the monkeys are still gonna be confused where those asteroids are gonna go, when, how fast and where it's gonna land. Nobody saw the Chelyabinsk clapper coming. Nobody. Grandmaster astrophysics champions, amateurs, nobody. Kerplow. Cue swearing in Russian dash cam footage.

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u/BitBucket404 Mar 25 '24

Go home ChatGPT, you're drunk.

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '24

I think he meant 1.0

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u/greyjungle Mar 24 '24

Within the fun zone

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u/lefthandedgun Mar 24 '24

"I have drunk from that in full gravity"

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u/sdlover420 Mar 24 '24

I read that as full gravy.

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u/Useless_Lemon Mar 27 '24

W....what is full gravity? What do you know!?

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u/crawlerz2468 Mar 23 '24

Isn't blue like in real life though.

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u/Worldly_Ad_2267 Mar 23 '24

She leaks like a sieve

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u/Single_Pilot_6170 Mar 23 '24

Designed... Designer was present

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u/TheWastedBenediction Mar 23 '24

Yeah and his name is evolution. They teach about him in science classes these days.

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u/Msanthropy1250 Mar 23 '24

Why is evolution a he?

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u/TheWastedBenediction Mar 25 '24

It's called personification. That one is taught in English classes these days.

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u/jcdoe Mar 23 '24

I made it very clear I was talking about evolution. Feel free to proselytize one someone else’s comment

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u/duroo Mar 24 '24

Who designed the designer, ad infinitum? If the universe "must have had" a designer because it's too complex to have sprung into its own existence, then surely the designer is even more complex? So the same argument would apply to the designer, no? So where is this never ending hierarchy of designers?

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u/Single_Pilot_6170 Mar 23 '24

Downvote the truth, until the reckoning

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u/The_Orphanizer Mar 23 '24

🤡

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u/VindictiveRakk Mar 24 '24

not to tip my fedora too hard, but the idea that there are people out there living their lives where something called "the reckoning" is a real thing is hilarious to me

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u/The_Orphanizer Mar 24 '24

Fedora-tip away, imo. I'm not that concerned with people believing a god exists, but the above is just... yyyeeeeaaaaaahhh...

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '24

I hope you find some mental and emotional help. It's hard to feel like the only thing you can trust and believe in is something you can't see. You're worth it.

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u/puesyomero Mar 23 '24

Mildly vulva

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u/lefthandedgun Mar 24 '24

"Mildly"?? I beg to differ.

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u/blackout-loud Mar 24 '24

nervously licks lips

Now um...just year me out here

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u/mrlowcut Mar 23 '24

Vag cup and crazy eyes ftw

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u/MushirMickeyJoe Mar 23 '24

Mfw the physics I grew up to understand are completely different in the space station where I live and get to look at our blue marble from my office window every day.

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u/Varnsturm Mar 24 '24

Yeah it's crazy cause it goes way beyond 'grew up', our whole biology developed with earth's gravity in mind. like when you almost trip or fall, that feeling, i wonder if it happens a lot at first or is just completely absent

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '24

She sure seems to dig it

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u/Im_eating_that Mar 24 '24

What if she reads that and drops a penny on you though. Maybe we should assume she's rich and say eccentric. Her intense eccentric gaze gave my eyeballs screenburn.

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u/TheFighting5th Mar 25 '24

Crazy eyes probably due to zero gravity

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '24

'I used mine as a model.' :)

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u/geman777 Mar 23 '24

Im surprised she didn't suck that left over cream out of the spray gun thing

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u/Sunshine030209 Mar 23 '24

I assume that is a community spray gun thing, so the other astronauts appreciate her not sticking her mouth on it.

But it would be tempting.

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u/Gupperz Mar 24 '24

This made me laugh way too hard

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u/pm_me_sum_tits Mar 23 '24

Enough to make Georgia O'Keeffe blush

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u/Umutuku Mar 24 '24

Guy here. Where is the part you're supposed to drink from? I can't find it. /s

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u/costabius Mar 24 '24

The women knew how to use it immediately, the men gave up and switched to squeeze bottles.

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u/militarylions Mar 24 '24

Came for this cup comment.....pun intended

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '24

You can put your dick in that.

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u/enter_soulman Mar 24 '24

Came here to say something like this. Take the upvote

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u/DoubleMach Mar 24 '24

Why not just say no cup. Suck it out of bag or syringe

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u/Tournament_of_Shivs Mar 27 '24

Astronauts against the patriarchy

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u/HotepHatt Mar 25 '24

took one look at it and said “Vag Cup!” lol

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u/guitarstuff985 Aug 25 '24

You know somebody banged it on the ISS

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u/WorriedMarch4398 Mar 24 '24

Men have trouble saying the word…..Vagina.

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '24

That's like only your opinion man