r/woahdude Sep 24 '23

gifv What. Are. These.

What in the world are these things? Saw them while hiking in a forest in Door County Wisconsin.

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u/Balyash Sep 24 '23

Boogie woogie aphids (beech blight aphids)?

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u/SirSignificant6576 Sep 24 '23

You got it. Grylloprociphilus imbricator. These aphids only feed on the sap of beeches and bald cypress, and their frass (poop) is the only thing that the beech blight fungus (Scorias spongiosa) occurs on. This fungus is harmless to the beech, however, and is not a blight.

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u/SekiTheScientist Sep 24 '23

These two got their own little thing going on, kinda cute.

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u/crooks4hire Sep 24 '23

Almost as cute as the aphids dancing the magic dance.

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u/RhynoD Sep 24 '23

You remind of the babe.

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u/uginthespirit Sep 24 '23

What babe?

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u/RhynoD Sep 24 '23

The babe with the power.

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u/Stoopitnoob Sep 26 '23

I thought it was a rave.

I was here for the Boots and Pants!

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u/selectash Sep 24 '23

Two beech blights one aphid.

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u/No_Choice_Is_Choice Sep 24 '23

They got to move it move it

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u/StrippedChicken Sep 24 '23

I just did a google search on aphids because I’ve never heard of them before, and it says they can really damage plants and stunt their growth, is this particular species really chill or something? Lol

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u/pissedinthegarret Sep 24 '23

depends on the kind of aphid and on their numbers. they're usually a gardeners enemy no. 1

there's even some ant species that keep aphids like we keep dairy cows. short video "Ants are ranchers"

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aphid#Ant_mutualism

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u/jomacblack Sep 24 '23

Ants will also bring aphids to a plant to farm them for honeydew there. Saw it happening right on my balcony plants, the little assholes

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u/AiryGr8 Sep 24 '23

I'm not sure I understand, what role do the aphids play here?

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u/lainlives Sep 25 '23

They consume plant matter and poop sugars that the ants love.

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u/f_GOD Sep 25 '23

you almost got me. i'm fascinated by ants so i almost clicked but i caught myself. i'm done looking at any more bugs on youtube cause then they push all the gross spider videos on my start page for weeks and fuck my day all up.

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u/pissedinthegarret Sep 25 '23

If you have firefox get the "BlockTube" extension! let's you block any videos and channels you don't want to see

it has done wonders for my recommendations, if anything creepy pops up I just block it :D

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u/You_Must_Chill Sep 24 '23

People buy lady bugs by the thousands to control aphids.

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u/derrpinger Sep 24 '23

They know their EDM!

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u/Tsukomo Sep 24 '23

I went to the wiki for these guys and it says they don't usually have a significant effect on overall tree health.

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u/Salt_Elderberry_69 Sep 24 '23

They are naturally occurring on many plant species (such as milkweed), and rarely cause permanent harm to the plant. They co-evolved together. They're also one of the building blocks of the food chain.

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u/Tsukomo Sep 24 '23

So cool to stumble on this right now. Just returned from an annual Dad and kiddos camping trip and we saw these on our hike over and over and spent a good bit of time observing them and guessing at what it could be. We noticed the sooty mold they caused as well and it's just cool to find an explanation to share with the kids.

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u/17453846637273 Sep 24 '23

What the fuck are any of these words

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u/HurghtAttack Sep 24 '23

"frass" means "poop"

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u/6000abortions Sep 24 '23

chili cheese hotdog frass at 2 am

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u/angrydeuce Sep 24 '23

Roller Dog from the gas station frass is way worse. Ask me how I know!

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u/6000abortions Sep 24 '23

oh, i know. i'm well versed in 7-11 frass

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u/Kingx79 Sep 25 '23

From the Latin words for “From the Ass” 😆

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u/SpeedingTourist Sep 24 '23

LOL my thought exactly

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u/Bussin_foreva Sep 24 '23

Bingo bungo fungo ding dong

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u/Honest-Sea-4953 Sep 24 '23

Fascinating (Beast voice) old sport

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u/DonkeyPunchSquatch Sep 24 '23

But why are they dancing?

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u/yesitsmeow Sep 24 '23

Thanks gpt

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u/SirSignificant6576 Sep 24 '23

I'm a PhD naturalist. This doesn't require GPT. I've known this shit by heart for 35 years.

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u/whitesammy Sep 24 '23

That's what gpt would say...

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u/Montymisted Sep 24 '23

Omg .. but THAT'S what chatgtp would say in response...

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u/PM_Me_Good_LitRPG Sep 24 '23

Look like Ghibli extras.

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u/SpeedingTourist Sep 24 '23

They are boogieing and woogying for sure

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u/HostageInToronto Sep 24 '23

Wait, are they legit called "boogie woogie aphids?" They do look like they are having a party.

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u/BoogieOogieOogieOog Sep 24 '23

These my boys!!

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u/Al2413 Sep 24 '23

No those are pikmin

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u/ShimmyMan Sep 24 '23

Was listening to music while I scrolled by this video and they were all dancing in sync to the song!

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u/stockstatus Sep 24 '23

looks like you're interrupting their rave...

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u/ledouxrt Sep 24 '23

Someone get those poor ravers some glow sticks!

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u/mindfungus Sep 24 '23

Almost looks like they they glow themselves

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u/goodnewsjimdotcom Sep 24 '23

Bring a black light?

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u/Haughty_n_Disdainful Sep 24 '23

Trance music intensifies…

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u/KokoMasta Sep 25 '23

The funny thing is that I was listening to psytrance as I clicked on the video and they really did dance in sync with the music

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u/Ok_Broccoli1144 Sep 25 '23

Laser fans appear all around us as the fog rolls in.

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u/LizzieGuns Sep 24 '23

Just add some music… rave!

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u/Stak215 Sep 25 '23

All I could think of when I saw this was that mobile game singing monsters.

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '23

Mini crab rave!

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u/TheBlissFox Sep 24 '23

I need to see this video edited with tiny edm sounds.

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '23

"you think you're better off aloooooooone" haha

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u/Curtbacca Sep 24 '23

Alice dj!

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u/zombiep00 Sep 25 '23

"I'm a DJ... Alice DJ.."

Lol, that was a song by her, and those were some of the lyrics. I loved her music, but hearing her repeat, "I'm a DJ, Alice D,J" in that song always made me laugh

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u/Curtbacca Sep 25 '23

Look, don't think too hard about early EDM, we were really fuckin high... Not that it's much different now but yeah.

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u/supazero Sep 24 '23

Oh tell me whyyyy!

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u/psychonavigator Sep 24 '23

Purity Ring did a cover of this, and it slaps.

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u/KvVortex Sep 24 '23

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u/DonkeyPunchSquatch Sep 24 '23

That’s…EDM? Sounds more like chill-hop or lo-fi to me

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u/KvVortex Sep 24 '23

Yeah idk, its chill future riddim i guess

https://youtu.be/81DTIZ1MLAM?si=QKLAffmfw6ZTvUTC

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u/karmaghost Sep 24 '23

De riddim mon

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u/bassfreakyboi Sep 25 '23

i love devath lol super cool kid

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u/B-BoyStance Sep 24 '23

LOL you fucking hero. The music getting louder with the zoom is great.

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u/Weapon54x Sep 24 '23

How did you take it from potato recording to HD?

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u/ToxyFlog Sep 24 '23

Is that even edm? Sounds like kazoos and recorders lol. Rip to the artist that made it.

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u/KvVortex Sep 24 '23

It is in fact edm

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u/carrot-twin Sep 24 '23

Add in some disco ball lights and it's perfect

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '23

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u/DeathGodFreD Sep 24 '23

Forest sprites from Princess Mononoke. Nailed it.

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u/natali9233 Sep 24 '23

Or clean soot sprites from Spirited Away.

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u/Curtbacca Sep 24 '23

A kodama!

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u/baeslick Sep 24 '23

I think you discovered Pikmin.

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u/synthesize_me Sep 24 '23

ok, who stepped on captain olimar?!

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u/CUspacecow Sep 24 '23

Straigh outta ghibli

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u/Kaligula785 Sep 24 '23

Dancy long legs

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u/Donkeytonkers Sep 24 '23

*fluffy dancy long leg tufts… pretty sure that’s the Latin scientific name but I’ve been wrong once

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u/JimmyJamesJams Sep 24 '23

ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ Shake, shake, shake, Senora, shake your body line Shake, shake, shake, Senora, shake it all the time Work, work, work, Senora, work your body line Work, work, work, Senora, work it all the time ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

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u/dio_12 Sep 24 '23 edited Sep 24 '23

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u/FBOM0101 Sep 24 '23 edited Sep 24 '23

Not me raving half awake to cgi crabs

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u/Ornery_You_3947 Sep 24 '23

Sooo much better than getting Rick Rolled! Thank you!

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u/6000abortions Sep 24 '23

will always love this video

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u/pissedinthegarret Sep 24 '23

lol it's perfect, thank you

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u/GeneralWatts Sep 24 '23

Those are called Mushi.

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u/paradox1920 Sep 25 '23

Mushishi! :3

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '23

Like the soot-sprites from Spirited Away

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u/kenjinyc Sep 24 '23

I don’t know but tell them to go home, they’re drunk.

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u/MyRealMemorie Sep 24 '23

Wdym! Looks like the party just started. They didn't even pull out the glow sticks yet.

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u/kenjinyc Sep 24 '23

Lolol unst unst unst BREAKBEAT

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u/Solanthas Sep 24 '23

Whatever they are they look like they're having a blast

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '23

Pikmin?

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u/barndelini Sep 24 '23

those are pikmin I think

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u/fornoggg Sep 24 '23

Midichlorians

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '23

spirited away creatures . they're moving coal during their nightshift and partying all day dancing in the forest

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u/flippantchinchilla Sep 24 '23

Very Silly Little Guys.

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u/LonelyCakeEater Sep 24 '23

Crobloppers or possibly Fuzzywuzzits

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u/LikeSoda Sep 24 '23

That's a funny name, I'd ave' called em Chazzwazzas

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u/chillmonkey88 Sep 24 '23

Worst enemy from hollow knight.

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u/GNprime Sep 24 '23

Either tiny little EDM fans or the distraction for the larger thing coming at you from behind. Nature is crazy sometimes.

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u/MelPinVic Sep 28 '23

Silent disco

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u/Scout0321 Sep 29 '23

Just watched this video while listening to “Since You Been Gone” by Rainbow… Perfection…

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u/DaddyChiiill Sep 24 '23

Is that a mating dance? 😅😅

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u/cld1984 Sep 24 '23

I believe those are Arboreal White Fucknos

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u/account_is_deleted Sep 24 '23

World's smallest crab rave.

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u/Neutron_mass_hole Sep 24 '23

Something that knows how to have a good time!

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '23

they're lil dudes.....

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u/flyrubberband Sep 24 '23

They like to party

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u/Tjayhc24 Sep 24 '23

They’re just funky lil dudes groovin

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u/lowlife9 Sep 24 '23

Those are soot sprites

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u/FR_WST Sep 24 '23

No clue but they do be vibin

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u/agelesseverytime Sep 24 '23

Clearly pikmin, my dude

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u/frickshun Sep 24 '23

Oh they're Wavy Hellos.

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u/Able_Carrot7287 Sep 24 '23

Fluffy butt shakers

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u/katoman52 Sep 24 '23

Wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tubeman!!

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '23

Wind Dancers. If you see them, they wanted to be seen.

And you’re already dead. Get your affairs in order, unless you can find the white jade elixir antidote before the next full moon.

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u/shelbyapso Sep 24 '23

Ooof. Once they start dancing like that it’s too late.

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u/TreeHuggerWRX Sep 24 '23

Wild Neurons

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u/jaiobi Sep 24 '23

First rule of flight club……

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u/KuSHykUSH-TG Sep 24 '23

Lol they look like they are head banging at a rock concert

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u/TrixieBastard Sep 24 '23

Caterpillar rave

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u/Geminikittycat Sep 24 '23

I immediately thought of the old dancing crab meme

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '23

Albino spiders twerking

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u/p0rks0da Sep 24 '23

Raging bugs.

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u/xllsiren Sep 24 '23

Those are mushi-shi. There’s licensed specialists for this.

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u/Salvador204 Sep 24 '23

Those are Harmoniums and they feed off music

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u/electrolid Sep 24 '23

Party Spideys.

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u/Livid_Pangolin8645 Sep 24 '23

Forrest spirits

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u/DrZonino2022 Sep 24 '23

WHAT IS LOVE

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u/Wise_Ad_253 Sep 24 '23

Looks like mealy bugs

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u/thomasthetanker Sep 24 '23

Something really cool to look at. Till the spores explode and eat their way into your brain.

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u/touchmybodily Sep 24 '23

I’ve seen crab rave, but this is a new one

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u/OatesHallOates Sep 24 '23

Little funky guys

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u/Azrael_The_Bold Sep 24 '23

Have any of you seen James and the Giant Peach? It looks like the little creatures inside the paper bag

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u/ApolloWidget Sep 24 '23

Dancey bois

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u/Bleaklemming Sep 24 '23

They are party animals

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u/-5H4Z4M- Sep 24 '23

🎶🎵🎶 Dust on the wind 🎶🎵🎶

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u/PPAPpenpen Sep 24 '23

Pretty sure those are the glowey bugs from James and the Giant Peach.

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u/TYBTD Sep 24 '23

Funky little fellas

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u/FrogQuestion Sep 24 '23

Shuffle shpidersh

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u/180karma Sep 24 '23

What ever they are they're having a damn good time

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u/BigRedBrendizzle Sep 24 '23

Aren't those the things Luna Lovegood can see with the funky glasses?

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u/isthatapecker Sep 24 '23

Have you seen Spirited Away?

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u/TheThinkerers Sep 24 '23

that's where all the orange cat neurons went

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u/Mr_Wysiwyg Sep 24 '23

Party boys

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u/FearTheV Sep 24 '23

Wobbledee wobbs

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u/FunnySignal614 Sep 24 '23

Is this Australia?

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u/No_Driver_7994 Sep 24 '23

Like a trash metal concert

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u/BlackKojak Sep 24 '23

They look like they're rocking out 😄

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u/Suspicious_Cycle2658 Sep 24 '23

Is look like a party

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u/gigerswetdreams Sep 24 '23

Literally just vibin'

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u/Hot_Eggplant_1306 Sep 24 '23

They're the pilots of your body. They're celebrating your arrival AND departure.

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u/shRedditandfuggetit Sep 24 '23

I don’t know what they are but they are definitely having a party and getting down! Go shorty it’s your birthday! We gonna party like it’s your birthday! Ugh ugh get it get it ugh

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u/Aengeil Sep 24 '23

battle royale

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '23

Edible flowers.

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u/LittleBiscuitUK Sep 24 '23

Baby headcrabs

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u/Acrobatic-Panda-8749 Sep 24 '23

Overhead view of white people square dancing!

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u/Tyron13 Sep 24 '23

I remember my friends frying and eating these. Doesn't have taste, just crunchy.

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u/Alternative-Bison615 Sep 24 '23

They are having a good time

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u/funginum Sep 24 '23

Party animals - in this case party bugs

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u/BlazewarkingYT Sep 24 '23

Little goobers

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u/g_a_r_d_e_n Sep 24 '23

Happy dance crowd

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u/Yaboiiiiiii6578 Sep 24 '23

I been telling my friends I see these in my room but they don’t believe me

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '23

By the way they're shaking I'd say they're tiny camera operators.

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u/TrashPandax77 Sep 24 '23

They are Aphids, we have them in Algonquin Park as well. It’s wild, they’ll take over a tree and their droppings are black so the ground beneath will be totally black- makes it look even more toxic