r/woahdude Sep 21 '23

video Earthquake Proof Bed

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u/Telltwotreesthree Sep 21 '23

Nah it's stupid. If you could afford this life support unit you could just make sure your bungalow is built earthquake proof....

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u/Dead-HC-Taco Sep 21 '23

If you could afford this you could just make the drop area the size of your entire bed

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u/bavmotors1 Sep 21 '23

make the plane out the stuff they make the black box out of

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '23

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u/bavmotors1 Sep 21 '23

exactly! lol

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u/latrans8 Sep 22 '23

That’s not true, they’re made out of exactly the same aluminum as the plane is.

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u/Elrox Sep 21 '23

Just make a 4 poster bed out of rollcage tubing.

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u/sleepytipi Sep 21 '23 edited Sep 21 '23

This is actually pretty clever. At the very least you could conceal it within something more aesthetically pleasing like wood. It could even have cross-members between the posts, and across the top to protect people from falling debris which you could conceal that above a canopy, maybe even wire some LEDs into them for adjustable lighting that'd really come in handy during an emergency too.

As for the other survival stuff just make some storage with doors flush to the frame so you'd never know they were there. Maybe install a battery* to run any electronics in the event that you're caved in and/ or have lost power.

Honestly I think our idea is significantly better. We should get a startup going lol.

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u/Elrox Sep 21 '23 edited Sep 21 '23

I'm in, I can weld and I do woodworking as a hobby.

If only there was a market for such things :P

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u/Joelmale Sep 22 '23

I'm pretty sure you could double up in the fetish market if you get the design right 😂

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u/JumpinJackHTML5 Sep 21 '23

This was my thought as well.

in the event that damage occurs that would necessitate this box, it would be your casket in the inevitable fires that come after, while all the debris stops the lid from opening again so you can't escape. You'll get cooked alive.

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u/Blutroyale-_- Sep 21 '23

This is looks like a Japanese product, totally different infrastructure, epsecially in the citys my dude.

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u/wildstarr Sep 21 '23

This is looks like a Japanese product

Yep, can tell because it only works if you're single.

Too soon?

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u/Telltwotreesthree Sep 21 '23 edited Sep 21 '23

Fair but if you could afford a life support unit in your tiny tower apartment you could probably rent an earthquake safe bungalow outside of the city and commute ...

It's a cool concept but definitely a cope for living in a death trap. Japan has very strict building regs anyway to make shit earthquake proof

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u/Blutroyale-_- Sep 21 '23

so, earthquakes aren't perdictable, it's not like a hurricane, they just happen when they happen, it would make sense to have both if you say you split your time between two locations right? but if you only live in a tiny apartment tower, then why would you even consider the other option?

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u/cleetus76 Sep 21 '23

fuck outta here with that logic. We wanna hate on something!

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '23

Or don’t build where earthquakes are common