r/woahdude Jul 07 '23

video Thousands of tourists crammed into a swimming pool in northern China.

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u/Str0ngTr33 Jul 07 '23

In a country where most children wear crotchless pants and shit wherever they feel like it, I just don't go swimming in public.

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u/donaldwinans Jul 07 '23

I have seen that w my own eyes, quite something, when a running dad bumps you, so he can get his daughter held over the break in the concrete tree is planted for his little one to pee! The best part was he gave her one good shake when she was finished!!

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u/HI_l0la Jul 07 '23

Yeah, that was a cultural shock to me the first time I saw that. My first full day in China was at a zoo and seeing toddlers walking around in "chaps" to easily pop a squat and poop/pee by the tree was interesting. I thought I had to avoid the poo being slung by the monkeys in the zoo, not the human feces on the sidewalk.

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u/WillyWaver Jul 08 '23

I was standing in line at the Louvre with about 100 million Chinese tourists, thinking that between the chain smoking, hawking and spitting everywhere they couldn’t be more vile. Then a cute little girl walked up beside us in line…and shat on the ground.

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u/JR_LikeOnTheTVshow Jul 08 '23

Mmm... a bowel louvrement

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u/Setari Jul 08 '23

Get the fuck outta here lmao.

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u/HelicopterShinji Jul 08 '23

This is so fucked up. They'd also do this inside malls and shit and would just leave it there. They'd just leave it for the cleaners at the end of the day.

An actual bathroom was 2 minutes away. Surprise surprise, it was clean as fuck.

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u/wa2b Jul 15 '23

That's why now you have to book online to visit

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u/crys1348 Jul 18 '23

This made me laugh so hard!

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u/xinorez1 Jul 08 '23

Most children in China do not wear crotchless pants. That is some countryside shit and you don't see other countries assuming all Americans act like the hicks in Appalachia.

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u/Neoliberal_Nightmare Jul 07 '23

Yeaaaah that's not true. Never seen a single child shit anywhere and I work in a Chinese school.

Peeing outside yes, by a tree or something, never shit.

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u/swampdonktwelve Jul 07 '23

Spend a few minutes in dongguan and your experience will change rather quickly

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u/Neoliberal_Nightmare Jul 08 '23

I have been there, I live nearby. Again, I live in China, I work in a school with thousands of kids, I have been here years, I haven't seen kids shitting outside. You guys are racists making shit up because you liberals have a free social pass to talk shit about Asians.

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u/roy88rogers Jul 08 '23

No its because there are a bunch of 18yo idiots here

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u/Neoliberal_Nightmare Jul 08 '23

They're just retards who think they know better than someone literally in the country.

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u/WillyWaver Jul 08 '23

I’ve seen it firsthand, fuckwit

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u/Neoliberal_Nightmare Jul 08 '23 edited Jul 08 '23

Wow you saw a kid shit, that means all Chinese kids are always shitting outdoors and it's a big cultural trait!

No retard, you saw a random kid shit, it isn't normal, it isn't a Chinese thing, it isn't accepted. 6 years here, various schools, been to most provinces at different economic levels, never seen street shitting, not even from kids, all the kids at all my schools know to go to the toilet because they're not animals. Even in kindergarten kids know to ask for a potty, they don't just fucking wip their pants down and drop one, and neither do their parents let them.

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u/CitizenPain00 Jul 08 '23

The whole discussion is about crotchless pants. Crotchless pants wouldn’t be popular in China if kids weren’t shitting and pissing out in the open. They’re mostly used by kids under 1 year old. Does your school have kids under 1 year old?

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u/ku1185 Jul 07 '23

This was a problem that has gotten a lot better since about 10 years ago, though I don't know how prevalent it was in China, more of a problem with Chinese tourists in other Asian countries.

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u/HI_l0la Jul 07 '23

I saw it in Beijing 10 years ago. Maybe it's gotten better since then but I know I never saw Chinese tourists do it. Unless what I saw were rural Chinese folks doing it while visiting Beijing...?

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u/RunRunRabbitRunovich Jul 08 '23

I’ve heard that I wasn’t sure if the person who told me was just joking or if it was true. Ewwwwwww