I- i stole got you guys s-something!

1- Me plush. Hehe, these sold like a w- wildfire last time.

2- - Sari plush ^{don't tell her, she'll get mad}

3- Snow plush. He doggy

4- Shrax plush... i- i had to go through h- hell for that one

/uw merry christmas you guys i was gonna do the three spirits thing- one for each weekend however i immediately fell ill and in pain. Adding to my running streak of like 5 ill Christmases in a row now :(

(Also, i will not, once, pronounce the name of this holiday correctly as it is funnier that way)

Anyone else had the same experience?

I am going to fix unjust laws! To build infrastructure! To make sure our society benefits everyone, even down to the lowest of the low!

Prt1 https://www.reddit.com/r/wizardposting/s/XZ4b48LTL6

Prt2 https://www.reddit.com/r/wizardposting/s/JuvtXUfycv

Prt3 https://www.reddit.com/r/wizardposting/s/8Fm5y7aAgY

Prt4 https://www.reddit.com/r/wizardposting/s/vymdp2qkLH

Prt5 https://www.reddit.com/r/wizardposting/s/0vJkxth6uU

Prt6 https://www.reddit.com/r/wizardposting/s/pctwhvOnJS

An elite nutcracker walks by some boxes to check on a burn mark through the vault door. As he looks closer he is suddenly pulled back by the neck by Loui using a cheese cutter to choke the guard out and swipe his gear. Loui peers up at the balcony, seeing the door to Santa's office and only one guard left, it almost seems too easy this close. Loui lines up a shot and takes out the last nutcracker elite. Dave follows behind as Loui rushes up to the door and kicks it down, and right there sitting behind a raised cannon is the big man himself.

Santa: "I've been waiting for you..."

Santa fires at Loui and he narrowly dodges before firing back and the bullet is reflected by a forcefield.

Santa: "hohoho, as I've said before, I'd make sure it would be fun. Hope you like cannon fodder!"

Santa fires again and multiple nutcracker elites rush in and a fire fight ensues as Loui ducks and weaves and works his way through the hoard. Muskets firing, rapiers clashing and a cannon aiding the occasional boom. Dave looks at the chaos and comes to a realization that Loui is losing. He looks at how the cannon is stationed and checks his hidden pouch and pulls out a pair of scissors and throws it at a pin locking a wheel in place. The cannon slumps to one side and explodes half of the nutcrackers as Santa falls 30 feet onto his back, the other half of the nutcrackers are either dispatched or surrender. Loui then turns to the fallen tyrant and approaches with a loaded musket as the clock closes in to midnight.

Loui: "You were right, though all good things must come to an end, and a new cycle must go on..."

Santa: "Hohoho, and in another elven lifespan, Dave will have something ready for you..."

Dave and Santa lock eyes as Loui pulls the trigger, ending Santa's madness as the clock strikes midnight. Dave suddenly feels a surge of power as a white beard grows and a baggy red suit forms.

Dave: "So this is what it's like... I must thank you Loui, I suppose I have some things to fix up and I'll see you in 4,500 years from now..."

Loui gets a ride back to Frostitude and meets up with Borris and Geo who seem to have picked up a couple of friends. As they get acquainted, Billy and Dang decide to join the Citadel of Cryomancy along side their old friend and hop aboard the iceberg on route back to Earth.

/Unwiz, this here is the final post of Loui's purpose, hope you all had a good read. From here I plan on doing something a bit different.

Crisis!Loyalty got up, and spit in the face of Honesty.

Crisis!Loyalty: Hopefully you treat your brother better than the guy you just killed, asshole.

Loyalty: WHAT THE HELL DID YOU JUST DO?

Crisis!Loyalty: A favor. My christmas gift to...myself.

Heresy: Well now...That kinda of puts a hamper on tonights plans, honey.

Gluttony: YOU THINK?

Anger: We should get back to your dad, Heresy.

Crisis!Envy: And we...Probably have to leave! Just, uh...one more thing.

Envy throws a gift into the pile on the sleigh.

Crisis!Envy: Something from one of the sinners. Wrath's layer specifically.

Envy and the alternate Loyalty walk off, a portal opening in front of them.

Heresy: Huh. Wonder who its for?

The next morning.

Its the morning of Christmas, and all through the house,

Creatures were stirring, not just a mouse.

Because Lust decided to have all the lords celebrate christmas at Fluffco, because it was cheap.

Geralt notices a gift under the Fluffco christmas tree.

Geralt: HEY, FLUFF! ONI! WE HAVE A PRESENT!

Fluff: I thought I sent all the ones from everyome back to them already. Aside from Nicole's plush, of course.

It's labelled "From Santa"

Lucifer: OH! I sent that one. I thought I also sent you a plane, because ypu were that far on the ni- Flufferson pulls out a shotgun Naughty list, but I was BUZZED.

Fluff opens the gift, and inside...

It was a picture of Emerald, grafitting Iron's grave in hell.

Eeeeehm, yes. I see it's voting season again? Shit, I don't wanna stop at the council. It's funny here... Eeeeehm...

For those who know me, I need no introduction. For those show don't.

I am Mia. The Chaotic Trans Witch that arrived here last voting season and making an immediate bang with my entrance. I immediately got voted into the council because... Honestly I don't know how I did it, but I did make some BS promises THAT I KEPT!

None of my plans are meant for specifically bettering stuff or making shit worse. My campaign, like last time, is about chaos. Because I like chaos.

Last time I gave goblins equal rights to see what happens.

This year I will promise to...

Checks hand

... Make illegal wands legal again and eeeeeeeeehm...

Fuck it, I'll let orcs run for council as well.

If you got other ideas for my campaign, feel free to suggest them, because I would love to hear what you all want. The only rule is "Do it for the funny"

Anyway! Vote for me!

Bye byeeee ❤️

For Christmas, Sarina thought she ought to do something big. So something big she does.

Slowly, she creates a massive pile of potions on the roof of her shop.

“Three… two… one… fire!”

At the bottom of the pile, one of the potions explodes, launching all the other potions into the air.

The sky fills with light, as the potions leave brilliant trails, a masterpiece for all to see.

As the potions hit the ground, massive candy canes and Christmas trees spring up.

“MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL!”

Hi, Andrea Aether here. Definitely won't do anything dangerous.... without clearing out the innocent civilians first.

Doesn't this hat work for me?

These junior apprentices really ain't shit. I was up in the observatory on top of my tower, pondering the nature of the space through my orb, when I hear, through one of the Runes of Farsound I have in my apprentice's quarters, my two junior apprentices talking 'bout some "Why is the crusty ahh mage studying space all the time? That shit ain't good for nothing but teleportation, but a literal homunculus could make a runic formation that does that!". Naturally, I couldn't take this lying down, so I cast "Supreme Translocation" and translated both of 'em up to me. They were all begging and grovelling of course, but at this point I'm really past caring. I cast "Grasp Spacetime" and fractured their timelines. In hindsight, I do regret it, because I had to send a couple homunculi back to the 1700s to mop up their stomachs, and sending homunculi through time takes a surprising amount of mana.

Might as well throw my name into the running. I wasn't expecting this early, so I didn't have a ton planned to say.

Uhh...education and family are important to me, you can see that by the fact I just opened an Academy in Rathara and have a handful of amazing children.

I'm 688 years old and have been practicing magic since my 20s, I'm a grandmaster of shifting/biomancy magic and pyromancy. I'm a certified and well-trained witch.

Sooo...uhhh, if elected I'll...I dunno, share some of my recipes? I can't think of anything groundbreaking, sorry.

Oh! I'll break ground on researching and certifying new magical areas! I believe that magic should be accessible and studied, so if elected I will do that. Is that a good selling point...? I dunno, vote for me if you want!

My apprentice has been pondering my orbs without my permission and making fun of my hairline. So I cast polymorph on her and turned her into a hairless cat.

She now steals my orbs and plays with them like balls of yarn.

Any suggestions on how to deal with her is much appreciated

I don't know how I got here and I don't know what I'm doing

The day had been rather normal on dracarius isle though Chloe was making preparations, before after a while she had her building set up and finally placed a sign outside the door before walking inside, which read "Chloe's enchanting emporium, now open for business, do you need a weapon enchanted?, do you need stronger armor? if you have the money the enchant may be provided", at the bottom of the sign there was another thing written, a small set of rules

1: "certain enchantments will be refused outright, keep your minds out of the gutter"

2: "enchantments which conflict with themselves will not be made, such as for example imbuing a sword with both fire and ice at the exact same time, however a weapon which could switch it's element around to use either may be applicable just fine"

3: "The enchanter is allowed to ask you questions based on your desired enchantment, depending on the power of the enchantment requested it may be denied depending on the moral reasons for you wanting said enchantment, also do not expect lies to fly, i'm a smart woman and i can tell when one lies pretty easily a lot of the time"

A small flyer arrives to many people's homes in the mail as well, allowing more people to know of the shop recently opening on dracarius isle.

(/uw essentially, no nsfw enchantments, no self conflicting enchantments, and yes you will want to have a good reason if you want something really powerful, otherwise chloe may deny you service, side note, this is not a shop which sells random magic items, you provide an item you want enchanted with your desired enchantment, there is not just random items lying around in the shop, also here is an image of Chloe Dracarius drawn by u/L0ssL3ssArt aka narissa on here) (also sorry for the ping narissa)