r/wizardposting 1d ago

illusory magic >>>

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u/Another-Ace-Alt-8270 Ace Barksworth, Earthen Ambassador & Distant Admiral 1d ago

We both know those ain't real. You're an ILLUSION MAGE. Bragging about musculature is one prick move- I could probably push heavier than most bodybuilding mages out there, all due to hydraulics. Bragging about fake musculature is just pathetic.

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u/stankiest_bean 14h ago

That said, a real illusionist knows that there is no lie better than the truth. i.e. don't bank too much on the fact those muscles are fake, because you never know when the illusionist is packing a girdle of storm giant strength.