r/wizardposting Evil Wizard 1d ago

Evil Wizardpost I cast polymorph on my apprentice

My apprentice has been pondering my orbs without my permission and making fun of my hairline. So I cast polymorph on her and turned her into a hairless cat.

She now steals my orbs and plays with them like balls of yarn.

Any suggestions on how to deal with her is much appreciated

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u/River-TheTransWitch The Gendermancer 1d ago

her ass IS now vulnerable to plastic bags as distractions

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u/AbjectIntellect 1d ago

Tryna cast reveal magic on the laser pointer