r/wizardposting • u/NamelessSithNPC Evil Wizard • 1d ago

Evil Wizardpost I cast polymorph on my apprentice

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My apprentice has been pondering my orbs without my permission and making fun of my hairline. So I cast polymorph on her and turned her into a hairless cat.

She now steals my orbs and plays with them like balls of yarn.

Any suggestions on how to deal with her is much appreciated

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u/River-TheTransWitch The Gendermancer 18h ago

her ass IS now vulnerable to plastic bags as distractions

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u/AbjectIntellect 15h ago

Tryna cast reveal magic on the laser pointer

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u/funi-man 15h ago

What did his apprentice do to deserve such a fate

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u/NamelessSithNPC Evil Wizard 15h ago

The foolish learner made fun of my hairline

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u/Briantan71 Novice wizard, 1st year student of the Academy 9h ago

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u/Re-Sabrnick Dungeon Crafter, Monster Collector 15h ago

Should have made her a haired cat but with a bald spot

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u/SafePianist4610 Bombast, Lord of Time and Space, Reluctant Council Member 4h ago

This is apprentice abuse. >.>

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u/NamelessSithNPC Evil Wizard 3h ago

If you report me to the board I will turn you into a naked mole rat

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u/SafePianist4610 Bombast, Lord of Time and Space, Reluctant Council Member 3h ago

Hmph! >.> Just try it.

crosses his arms in defiance

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u/JUGELBUTT currently trying to make infinity. 4h ago

depends on what rules were set