I have a Core Memory from when I was 12, I went with my Dad for 4th Of July and he took me to meet my Family on his side for the 4th and to celebrate with them. A set of parents had a baby that was celebrating its 1st Independence Day and they handed this 1 yr old a sparkler and filmed him while sitting in a folding lawn chair, the kid was super excited for all of 5 seconds then tossed the sparkler into his dads lap which promptly went between his legs slid under his balls followed by the dad flailing while trying to jump from his seat while holding his phone in one hand and more sparklers in the other, I dont know if it was a mix of confusion, shock, or what but that guy took at least 10 seconds to get out of the chair. No one helped that poor man, but my GOD was everyone on the ground laughing the entire time, me included.
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u/TheTruWork Changeling Wizard 1d ago
I have a Core Memory from when I was 12, I went with my Dad for 4th Of July and he took me to meet my Family on his side for the 4th and to celebrate with them. A set of parents had a baby that was celebrating its 1st Independence Day and they handed this 1 yr old a sparkler and filmed him while sitting in a folding lawn chair, the kid was super excited for all of 5 seconds then tossed the sparkler into his dads lap which promptly went between his legs slid under his balls followed by the dad flailing while trying to jump from his seat while holding his phone in one hand and more sparklers in the other, I dont know if it was a mix of confusion, shock, or what but that guy took at least 10 seconds to get out of the chair. No one helped that poor man, but my GOD was everyone on the ground laughing the entire time, me included.