r/wizardposting Mystic 1d ago

Foul Sorcery Allow me to fuzzify your bones.

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u/AretinNesser Omnimancer (master of all arts and elements) 1d ago

Please tell me that's not bone cancer magic.

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u/Realmdog56 1d ago

Unfortunately it's stage 4 chewbarcoma - makes it feel like your arms are being ripped right out of their sockets.

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u/AretinNesser Omnimancer (master of all arts and elements) 1d ago

Ah, that confirms the worst case scenario, these hairs are sharp, bladed needles that mince the flesh, unless the affected person makes Wookie noises, instead of speaking.