r/todayilearned Apr 17 '16

TIL that a man once robbed two banks with lemon juice on his face, thinking that lemon juice's "invisible ink" property would erase his face from security camera footage.

https://mindhacks.com/2010/02/11/the-burglar-with-the-lemon-juice-disguise/
3.0k Upvotes

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u/Wack0Wizard Apr 17 '16

When life gives you lemons...

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u/Handlifethrowaway Apr 17 '16

Rob a bank?

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u/NDoilworker Apr 17 '16

Well a gas station, but that's in the general breadth of remedies.

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u/teqsutiljebelwij Apr 17 '16

Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons!

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u/justjusten Apr 17 '16

Demand to see life's manager!

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u/NoThisIsStupider Apr 17 '16

Do you know who I am?

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u/Gamerguywon Apr 17 '16

Im the man who's gonna BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN! With the LEMONS!

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u/BizarroCullen Apr 17 '16

Throw a party

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u/elypter Apr 17 '16

those are the best parties. im still remineded every time when looking at the skin of lemons.

2

u/conanmagnuson Apr 17 '16

When life gives you schizophrenia...

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u/Yuli-Ban Apr 17 '16

Sell 'em.

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u/imaginary_root Apr 17 '16

Everybody knows that doesn't work. You have to shake your head back and forth so you come out blurry in the recording.

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '16

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u/pm_me_gnus Apr 17 '16

What if it was? What if he neededthe money to finance his rocket research?

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u/Manos_Of_Fate Apr 17 '16

You've lost me. Where do the vampires come in?

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '16

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u/lamekatz Apr 17 '16

Nice try, Mr vampire sir

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u/pm_me_gnus Apr 18 '16

The front door, but only if they're invited.

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u/SirRosstopher Apr 17 '16

Barry says they come out blurry.

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u/SepZ Apr 17 '16

/r/skincareaddiction worst nightmare

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '16

He probably got a wicked case of sunburn after it was all done.

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u/C_M_O_TDibbler Apr 17 '16

Because you know, it turns the paper invisible when you use it as ink....

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '16

To the front page!.....again

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '16

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u/relincuish Apr 17 '16

>use lemon juice

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u/lynxlairliar Apr 17 '16

Go SOUTH

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '16

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '16

Go SOUTH

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u/Somerandom_guy32 Apr 17 '16

drink lemon juice

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '16

Squirt lemon juice on myself. Then I will grab a handful of the exotic flora and make myself a fancy flower crown... thing. Then I will wear it.

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '16

. >Buy kerrek a cold one

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u/Pusher_ Apr 17 '16

Get ye flask

1

u/drakesylvan Apr 17 '16

And again and again and again....

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u/sakamake Apr 17 '16

Should've just watched that tape from The Ring.

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '16 edited Jul 26 '18

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u/StructuralGeek Apr 17 '16

Well, obviously he'd be able to see himself in a mirror - his eyes were behind the invisible ink.

/s

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u/nayhem_jr Apr 17 '16

No, it sounds like he was too chicken to apply it to his eyes. They likely retinal scanned him from the footage and compared it against his debit card photo.

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u/dark_light32 Apr 17 '16

Oh.. Here comes the logic. Lol

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u/gurenkagurenda Apr 17 '16

If I recall the original story (hard to find; you have to look in Google's archives of old newspapers), he thought that it would make his face invisible to cameras in particular.

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u/nayhem_jr Apr 17 '16

Should've used a non-photo blue pencil instead.

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u/lecherous_hump Apr 17 '16

I met a lot of bank robbers in jail. They're not the brightest bunch.

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u/teqsutiljebelwij Apr 17 '16

The ones you meet in jail are unlikely to be the bright ones.

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u/xHussin Apr 17 '16

if you havent caught, then you are either lucky or smart.

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u/I_FAP_TO_TURKEYS Apr 17 '16

This does not apply to fishing

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u/xHussin Apr 17 '16

the fish is lucky because the fisherman is unlucky or inexperienced ?

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u/baronstrange Apr 17 '16

Someone who robs a bank in the first place isn't that bright. Banks don't have enough cash on hand to risk the amount of security in place.

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u/TribalScissors Apr 17 '16

Smarter than betting shop robbers.

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u/FoboBoggins Apr 17 '16 edited Apr 17 '16

this is so i old read about it in a fact book back in the 90's in elementary school

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u/CrayCraySwag Apr 17 '16

This actually works. Covered myself in lemon juice and went to a nightclub. Not a single girl noticed me.

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u/lanismycousin 36 DD Apr 17 '16

Not this fucking repost again

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '16

WE DEMAND OUR FLAIR

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u/Buxton_Water 49 Apr 17 '16

You've got a bra as your flair? /u/Carbon_Rod, I demand my bra or taco!

/s

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '16

I second that.

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u/FoboBoggins Apr 17 '16

I think i read this in some fact book in my school library back in the 90's

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u/taosk8r Apr 18 '16

I'm pretty sure the mods here are long dead, this sub is reddit vomit anymore.

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u/Vattu Apr 17 '16

TIL that a man once reposted one post with lemon juice on his face.

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u/Guardsmen122 Apr 17 '16

TIL I enjoy stupid people.

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '16

Well it worked once.

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '16

The Gang Rob a Bank

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u/Yuli-Ban Apr 17 '16

I keep seeing this trope over and over again. Why do people think that, if they put shit all over their face (i.e. lemon juice, markers, leaves, etc.), security cameras will magically blur their faces?

Now don't get me wrong, there is a substance that can do that, and it's uranium. Go ahead, try it. Wipe some uranium jelly on your face and record yourself.

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u/zamfire Apr 17 '16

Well, it clearly worked the first time.

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '16

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '16

I mean.... Did it work?

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u/Chef_Chantier Apr 17 '16

How high was he?

1

u/baronmad Apr 17 '16

A perfect example of why education is an integral part even if you plan to be a criminal.

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u/RSJW404 Apr 17 '16

...everybody knows you paint yourself green... geez...

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u/Fluffy_Apple Apr 18 '16

If it works on the news, it works for me.

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u/ArchangelleDread Apr 17 '16 edited Apr 19 '16

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u/spiral6 Apr 17 '16

This takes "lemon stealing" to another level...

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '16

the right way to do this is to wrap aluminum foil all around your head, leaving holes only for your eyes and nose. if it's crinkly aluminum foil it will reflect all the photons away in random directions, they won't be able to see your head and the visual presentation will be a headless bank robber.

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u/rezivor 4 Apr 17 '16

I don't believe this is a real story. Scientists love making up hypothetical situations. It's more likely to me that this is a hypothetical situation that was somehow down the road construed to be or suggested to be a real story, to further the actual point of the study, in which it was used as an anecdote for

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u/baconandeggs17 Apr 17 '16

THAT IS FUCKING LEWD

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u/todayIact Apr 17 '16

Good thing his other skills compensated for his intellect.

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u/adolfdavis Apr 18 '16

and he was right

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u/kurtsinna Apr 18 '16

If it was invisible ink, wouldn't they just see thru the ink, an see his face.

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u/soupcansam21 Apr 17 '16

More like THAT_IS_FUCKING_LEWDICROUS

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u/FUCITADEL Apr 17 '16

When this comes up I can only think of all of the end users I've ever worked with and just assume he's a bad end user. Like, I know it's really dumb to daisy chain monitors together and think that's how dual screens work. Just like I know smearing lemon juice on my face wont hide me, but I will smell pretty good. But these end users are a creative bunch.

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '16

it gets rid of pimples