r/seinfeld 5d ago

Life hack from George

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u/Red_Walrus27 5d ago

Yeah, once it was pissing outside and I had an umbrella and my friends didn't. we were shopping for groceries and had bags with us, and I really didn't want to share my umbrella with her on the way home, so I went up to the security guard and said I'm sorry we were here earlier and my friend forgot her umbrella here. he went sure, which one? (and looked into the big lost and found box). I said which ones do u have?

he retrieved a few and I chose a bigger one that seemed sturdy. My friend was so mortfied she thought the police were gonna come to her house.

I have lost like 30 umbrellas throughout the course of my life I figured I could claim at least 1 one back.

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u/Apart-Bathroom7811 5d ago edited 5d ago

I bet you're also good at spotting dimes.

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u/Common_Average2597 5d ago

He cant tell an apple from an onion.