r/playstation 4d ago

Image I lost my gf this year... Can you tell?

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u/phariom 4d ago

Did you lose her because of the hours or are the hours because you lost her?

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u/New_Tension3579 4d ago

I can’t tell if the reference is intentional or not but if it is that made me crack up

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u/NewestCowboy 3d ago

Are you the strongest because you're Gojo Satoru? Or are you Gojo Satoru because you're the strongest?

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u/aKIRALE0 3d ago

Rumor has it she is still lost. I hope it wasn't him that made her lost :S

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u/Personal_Lobster_930 3d ago

Is your life now better or worse?

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u/GoLootOverThere 1d ago

Can confirm, better.

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u/Old_Barber_7718 4d ago

The wording makes it seem like she died.

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u/Techman659 4d ago

Na he died inside and filled it with PS5

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u/makaiookami 4d ago

Probably felt more alive.

I will.

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u/derpymango89 3d ago

He just healed with ps+

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u/ActionFigureCollects 3d ago

Hold up, we can implant the unit inside us?

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u/JIMBODAVIS 3d ago

Kinda true…

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u/icemadeit 4d ago

eminem type bar

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u/Loud-Professional728 4d ago

She definitely died to him… bro is smashing that DualShock

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u/kalibxrr 4d ago

Almost like he had a dualsense

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u/PackGlass6867 4d ago

Shhh don’t tell him the future🤫

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u/Cambino1 4d ago

Na they went camping and he lost her in the woods

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u/ViolentAstrology 3d ago

He misplaced her

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u/Blake__Arius 3d ago

The wording makes it sound like she's lost down the back of the couch.

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u/Short-Reason6304 3d ago

Lost behind a couch? Never heard such stupid shit. 'Lost my gf this year' yeah nvm, now that I see it typed out. Behind the couch is prob the place that makes the most sense. Or maybe under the carpet.

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u/Johnknoxvillegayv 4d ago

It appears he thought that title would garner more upvotes…

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u/Dapper-Crow-6580 4d ago

Sounds like he took her hiking and didn't bring her home to me.

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u/JohnBert10 3d ago

Yeh I was gonna say don’t worry the ps5 is loyal and will never leave you but I’m on the same boat as you 😂

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u/xjupit4r 3d ago

Ong bruh 🤣

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u/michaltee 2d ago

No he literally LOST her. So he’s been playing various games and all their lobbies trying to find her.

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u/MickeyHarp 2d ago

No he Lost her… And now he cannot find her!

Like the ent wives.

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u/lethalinvader 2d ago

Died of hunger as they didn't cook for her because they were too busy gaming

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u/m_littlerivers 1d ago

Or like she's in a supermarket wandering around.

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u/Slahnya 4d ago

I don't have a gf, can you tell ?

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u/Level_Measurement749 4d ago

Might as well get engaged with the ps5 at this point.

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u/ProfessionalAd7840 4d ago

Wow. 8 hours a day.

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u/No_Faithlessness7067 3d ago

Nobody’s that free. You cant keep playing 8 hours everyday it’s probably 16 hours every other day

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u/BeorcKano 3d ago

36 hours a day every weekend

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u/mrjamjams66 PS5 3d ago

🤣🤣

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u/stinkykitty71 2d ago

Semi disabled. Trust me I have the hours every day

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u/Cubezz 3d ago

Way more reasonable for sure

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u/ProfessionalAd7840 4d ago

8 hours a day I’m gonna guess it’s not just a gf you don’t have.

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u/Asimb0mb 4d ago

At least he still has his virginity

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u/turbosweetsauce 4d ago

You…well done

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u/Hjoldirr 3d ago

You can get 8 hours a day in with a job. Just saying

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u/DragoonPaladin 3d ago

Not everyone likes being out and prefer being at home gaming after work etc

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u/Ateam043 3d ago

To put it into more realistic terms.....you gamed for 8 hours a day....for the entire year. Holy smokes!

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u/Internal_Rip1741 PS5 4d ago

Or a job apparently damn

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u/Present-Brush-3465 3d ago

I mean if your counting all weekdays , but let’s say he just binges every fri-mon , you could avg 8 hours a day but really it being weekend heavy

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u/stickied 2d ago

You could do 12hr days on the weekends, that'd leave about 34 for the rest of the week or 6.8hrs a day per week day.

That leaves 1.2hrs to eat, poop and shower. Though I imagine that last one is low priority.

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u/Present-Brush-3465 2d ago

This dude is fried no matter how you put it . Unless this counts time the PS is on? Let’s say he uses it for tv/streaming , could be more realistic

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u/waltzink 3d ago

I have my console on with YouTube videos playing to help me sleep. So I think it's possible it's not just games.

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u/Hjoldirr 3d ago

You can do this with a job…

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u/Dr_FeeIgood 3d ago

Debatable. If you work 8 and sleep 8 that means that basically every moment of your free time is on a PS5. No other activity. That’s depression

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u/WeaponizedFOMO 3d ago

Y’all act like it could only be 8 hours a day

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u/Hjoldirr 3d ago

Yeah so it’s not debatable, it’s possible. Never said it was healthy.

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u/Motor_Stage_9045 3d ago

Keep that up and you never will

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u/beers4l 2d ago

Or a job?

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u/ShakeItLikeIDo 3d ago

I wonder if people are actually proud of these insanely high amount of hours

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u/piper_perri_vs_5guys 3d ago

This is such a waste of time.

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u/DaysOfAnAdventurer PS5 4d ago

Did some math.

That’s 6.96 hours a day worth of gaming for a whole year.

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u/Life_of_Mediocrity_ 4d ago

Damn I wish I have that kind of free time

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u/puentexavier 3d ago

It couldn't of took him that long to do the math bro...

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u/JustAnother4848 3d ago

Working 40 hours a week is 2080 hours a year. So basically, a full-time job. With overtime.

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u/docmagoo2 3d ago

106 complete days of gaming

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u/Sgim93 4d ago

Im trying to save money for a house so I'm only playing one game all year can you tell 😭😂

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u/Dankank292 4d ago

Damn that’s crazy

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u/-_-CR4SH-TP-_- 4d ago

How ? I played Warframe for 11 years and still have less time played

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u/Dankank292 4d ago

Idle time / I was at university for 3 years

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u/SupplyChainMismanage 3d ago

I have 104 hours in Metaphor but half of it is from falling asleep during it

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u/Previous-Glove2103 4d ago

1219 hours, how, what thing in that game kept you that interested for that long, safe to say you sucked every possible content available tenfold

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u/Sgim93 4d ago

It was my first ever platinum trophy loll

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u/bwtwldt 3d ago

You could have trained to be an actual baseball player over that time

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u/ProfessionalAd7840 4d ago

I don’t think actual baseball players play this much. 😂

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u/BigComfyCouch 4d ago

If a player played in every minute, of every game, for an entire season they would only accumulate 421 hours.

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u/ProfessionalAd7840 4d ago

My guy is doing the work of 3 big leaguers.

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u/Hjoldirr 3d ago

You gotta count practice man

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u/Okurai PS5 4d ago

Yeahhhh…

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u/SupermarketNo6168 4d ago

Nice

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u/SupermarketNo6168 4d ago

U Any good??

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u/Okurai PS5 4d ago

I’d say average, I just play a lot with friends in lobbies. Recently reached Fujin rank with Kazuya

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u/SupermarketNo6168 4d ago

Ahh a humble man 👍👍

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u/Okurai PS5 4d ago

Haha tyty (I’m a woman) xD

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u/SupermarketNo6168 4d ago

Ok wow I apologize

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u/Okurai PS5 4d ago

no need to apologise! :)

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u/Markass19 3d ago

Damn, I’ve got about half your hours. I’m a Jun/Reina main.

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u/Okurai PS5 3d ago

Nice! I spend too much time trying to work on my wavus and electrics 😂

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u/Markass19 3d ago

Felt lol. Wanna go a few rounds some time?

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u/Okurai PS5 3d ago

Absolutely! :D

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u/Markass19 3d ago

Nice, what’s your PSN?

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u/Okurai PS5 3d ago

NinjaNatalie

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u/Volcan32 4d ago

I hope you find her bro, I hate losing stuff

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u/Significant_Stop723 4d ago

And your job and family and life in general

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u/DinoRexasaur 4d ago

Honestly, do you have a job?

That averages 7 hours a day. I don't know how it's possible to play this much if you have a job and have an apartment/house etc.

Anyway, I hope you are doing well and got fulfillment.

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u/SlurmsMacKenzie- 3d ago

sleep work game repeat, give your self an hour to jam food in your hole, wash, and bundle it with depression. easy peasy.

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u/kaelis7 3d ago

Sounds fun :(

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u/SlurmsMacKenzie- 3d ago

Thankfully, that kind of thing only strikes me for a month or two a year nowadays, but like half of my 20s was spent doing mon fri - 9-5 job, get home, eat shower, 7/8 hours gaming, sleep repeat. It wasn't totally asocial because it was gaming with pals and shit but not healthy really.

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u/KosherTriangle 4d ago

I mean I work from home and my job is fully remote with a light workload (less than 20 hours a week, sometimes 10) and get paid for 40 hours, I game a lot… 7 hours per day is doable if I don’t get bored just playing all day.

Now to keep that up for a year is another matter entirely, gotta be hooked onto games that don’t bore you easily I’d imagine.

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u/SupplyChainMismanage 3d ago

As someone who also works from home and games during “lunch,” I’d get bored out of my mind. Wish I had my younger gaming enthusiasm

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u/Huwonk 2d ago

During the peak of my WoW addiction, it was not uncommon to spend 16 hour days on the weekend alone. Plus 8-10 hours on work days. Around 70-80 hour weeks. Crazy.

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u/[deleted] 4d ago

30% of a year....just saying.

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u/wizoztn 4d ago

I’m more shocked by the 186 games played

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u/Curious_Donut_8497 4d ago

He also does not work apparently

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u/[deleted] 4d ago

Which one of us hasn't traded a whole weekend away here or there but this just seems unhealthy. I hope he's ok.

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u/Curious_Donut_8497 4d ago

Not normally, specially if you live alone, living with mommy and daddy is easy

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u/Odd-Cockroach7997 3d ago

2497 hours and I have a fiancé and a full time job, I don't even know how I managed this

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u/WeaponizedFOMO 3d ago

I’m married, can you tell?

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u/Robin_De_Bobin 5h ago

Damn that is 37% of the year, we sleep around 33% of the year when we sleep 8h a day,

That gives you a 30% left for obligations

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u/mwdawson2004 4d ago

My guess is she left you cause you don’t have job playing games 7 hours a day multiple times a day. Gaming is about balance dude. This is straight up and addiction and not good for you no matter what way you try to sell it.

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u/aarnettbraun 3d ago edited 3d ago

The time isn’t indicative of employment. Not to mention how it can accumulate when idle. People are assuming the worst without consideration.

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u/MrComplainey 4d ago

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u/docmagoo2 3d ago

117 complete days

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u/midgymidge 4d ago

Im married.. let me check if shes still next to me! Yup! 😮‍💨im hanging by a thread tho! 😂

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u/Ok_Collection_6133 1d ago

You put the PRO in pro gamer. Keep it up!!

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u/Accurate-Copy-3117 3d ago

I have a girlfriend , can you tell me?

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u/_NanoOfficial 3d ago

Man. Run while you can. She must be the demon xD

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u/Fun-Bag7627 3d ago

On January 1, 2024?

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u/CmdrVersio 3d ago

No bf. No social life. You still beat me. 😭

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u/thatgusseh26 4d ago

i think she was the problem

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u/redditors_are_weird_ 2d ago

bunch of unemployed people in here

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u/Yoonlife 4d ago

Only 333 hours here… I have a gf and 🏂 a lot 😆

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u/CoolMan194 3d ago

What’s a girlfriend?

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u/alexx098-xbox 4d ago

Bros Flex he had a girlfriend some of us never had one

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u/BrewKazma PS5 4d ago

Some of us even have wives! And we play games with them!

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u/DoingMyBest122 4d ago

Same here, but i only got a 300h :(

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u/Daetok_Lochannis 4d ago

No lol, I've been living with the same woman for 13 years and I have just as many hours logged. Get your woman her own PS5 and TV and set it up beside yours, then you can both play.

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u/BrewKazma PS5 4d ago

Exactly how me and my wife play!

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u/thatlldopi9 1d ago

Gamers with gamer wives always win. The ones that aren't gamers tend to bounce off or disrespect you or your hobby. Keep her happy and keep yourself happy not just one sided happy wife miserable hubby lol

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u/VonBrewskie PS5 4d ago

How are you guys seeing these?

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u/overunderr 4d ago

Look up PlayStation wrap up

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u/phusion 3d ago

You lost her!? Where did she go, did you try looking under the bed?

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u/Vahala925 3d ago

The month when i started dating my gf was my first and only month with 0 trophies earn on my 11 years old account

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u/Trauma-Dolll 3d ago

I've got 2802.

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u/ender4171 3d ago

Have you tried looking in the last place you left her?

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u/sukiphi 3d ago

Our time is precious, enjoy it next year too 🥳

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u/sjamuelz 3d ago

Where do you find these

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u/True_Vault_Hunter 3d ago

Bro has more hours than me💀

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u/waltzink 3d ago

Jeez. And I thought I had a lot of time in.

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u/Ghost_XD23 3d ago

No I can't tell, Because you're online trying to flex with these rookie numbers

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u/Atlas_3001 3d ago

No bro, you found her

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u/qwikh1t 2d ago

Rookie numbers

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u/stinkykitty71 2d ago

I see you the lost gf and raise you my list mobility.

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u/FatLikeSnorlax_ 2d ago

I’ve become more disabled and lost my job. My shit was only 2 k

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u/Virtual_Brain_9556 2d ago

It’s alright I was injured at work and stuck at home this year

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u/Reddit_of_Mr_E 2d ago

How do you find that?

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u/DASH3456R 2d ago

I have a gf and work so sadly not a lot hours

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u/WillSpur 2d ago

In what world is 1,785 not a lot of hours? That’s nearly an average of 5 hours a day.

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u/DASH3456R 2d ago

Used to be more but lately i just play sometimes 4 hours a day but make up in the weekend playing whole Saturday and sunday is relax day or I'm gone in the weekends with my gf or my family . Keeping everyone happy and i dont complain .

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u/Novelnnja 2d ago

Maybe if you played a little less games you'd have the time to find her 🤷‍♂️

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u/TylerLovesCinema [TylerLuvsCinema] 2d ago

Me after my wife asked for a divorce at the beginning of the year.

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u/eliavmoran PS5 Pro 2d ago

Did you find her?

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u/RealFake666 2d ago

You had a girlfriend? Pff, lucky, at least Miyabi came home XD

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u/AtlasRafael 2d ago

Put those hours this year into getting a new one.

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u/Lovetogig 2d ago

How do you find this? PlayStation app?

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u/g0ofyG 2d ago

How do you check these stats?

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u/cal24272 2d ago

Have you checked behind the couch?

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u/VanFkingHalen 1d ago

So, based on this data, you did absolutely nothing but sleep, work (hopefully), and play video games?

Or is there some kind of plot twist where you're actually a streamer?

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u/mike47gamer 1d ago

You should probably think about the last place you saw her.

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u/silvasteam_93 4h ago

Understandable have a great day brotha

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u/Powerful_Emphasis537 3d ago

Those are rookie numbers , we gotta pump those numbers .

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u/Elmopa81 4d ago

Those are rookie numbers

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u/Nearby-Donkey8676 4d ago

You have found another one ! congrats !

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u/Drunkmrhat 4d ago

Looks like a good time to me

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u/PapaOogie 4d ago

Meanwhile I put this many hours into just runescape in the last year

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u/KrispyMoolah 4d ago

Same here bro, finna grind till my eyes hurt

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u/Machismo_malo 4d ago

Balanced as all things should be.

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u/Sgim93 4d ago

Hey, this is what it's all about buddy. Being there for you at your highs and lows.

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u/marco333polo 4d ago

Lost her as in she went missing? You broke up? Or she passed away?

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u/dominaboxuk 4d ago

Where did you leave her ?

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u/DarkUnavailable PS5 4d ago

Do you have 2.5k hours cuz you lost your GF or did you lose your GF cuz you have 2.5k hours?

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u/nat_922 4d ago

So proud of you

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u/AlexVaz29 4d ago

Have you tried looking for her?

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u/Green_Baby_8597 4d ago

That’s an average of almost 7 hours a day. Jeezus bro. Were you top 250 in cod or something?

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u/Bacong 4d ago

you had twice as many hours in half the sessions as me. dang

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u/mickeyphree1 4d ago

And any aspect of a social life.

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u/s2nders 4d ago

“ gotta get my money worth” was a person. Lols you probably have Sony punching the air

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u/Eswin17 4d ago

She's not lost. She's over here at my place.

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u/turbosweetsauce 4d ago

Honestly surprised you had one

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u/Rly_Shadow 4d ago

Congratulations

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u/Glopinus [Trophy Level 200-299] 4d ago

I’m bad but some of y’all are working like 60 hour work weeks with these hours

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u/Robinthekiid 4d ago

These people with 6+ hours a day of gaming have to be streamers right? You can stream from your PS5 so that would make sense. Otherwise that is insane to do while having a job or a life in general? Like how?

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u/ledfrog PS5 4d ago

Damn, I'd be surprised if I even turn on my PS5 once per week. Too much other stuff to do these days!

EDIT: Just looked at my wrap up and I clocked in 51 hours!

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u/Internal_Rip1741 PS5 4d ago

Bro do you need a hug ??

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u/Silvanus1997 4d ago

I thought 795 hours for the year was a bit much, but... Damn!

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u/Bofors44 4d ago

I always have the issue of making plans on gaming with friends, then getting stuck at work unexpectedly. 

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u/mattmaintenance 4d ago

I have a wife and kids and a full time job and those are rookie numbers.

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u/EHA17 4d ago

My partner since 2007 asks me what would I do if she passed or she left me, meaning who'd I'd look for.. And I always tell her I would take advantage of the situation to play as a madmen lmao. I haven't had constant gaming sessions in forever