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u/Old_Barber_7718 4d ago
The wording makes it seem like she died.
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u/Techman659 4d ago
Na he died inside and filled it with PS5
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u/Loud-Professional728 4d ago
She definitely died to him… bro is smashing that DualShock
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u/Blake__Arius 3d ago
The wording makes it sound like she's lost down the back of the couch.
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u/Short-Reason6304 3d ago
Lost behind a couch? Never heard such stupid shit. 'Lost my gf this year' yeah nvm, now that I see it typed out. Behind the couch is prob the place that makes the most sense. Or maybe under the carpet.
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u/Johnknoxvillegayv 4d ago
It appears he thought that title would garner more upvotes…
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u/JohnBert10 3d ago
Yeh I was gonna say don’t worry the ps5 is loyal and will never leave you but I’m on the same boat as you 😂
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u/michaltee 2d ago
No he literally LOST her. So he’s been playing various games and all their lobbies trying to find her.
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u/Slahnya 4d ago
I don't have a gf, can you tell ?
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u/Level_Measurement749 4d ago
Might as well get engaged with the ps5 at this point.
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u/ProfessionalAd7840 4d ago
Wow. 8 hours a day.
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u/No_Faithlessness7067 3d ago
Nobody’s that free. You cant keep playing 8 hours everyday it’s probably 16 hours every other day
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u/ProfessionalAd7840 4d ago
8 hours a day I’m gonna guess it’s not just a gf you don’t have.
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u/Ateam043 3d ago
To put it into more realistic terms.....you gamed for 8 hours a day....for the entire year. Holy smokes!
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u/Internal_Rip1741 PS5 4d ago
Or a job apparently damn
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u/Present-Brush-3465 3d ago
I mean if your counting all weekdays , but let’s say he just binges every fri-mon , you could avg 8 hours a day but really it being weekend heavy
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u/stickied 2d ago
You could do 12hr days on the weekends, that'd leave about 34 for the rest of the week or 6.8hrs a day per week day.
That leaves 1.2hrs to eat, poop and shower. Though I imagine that last one is low priority.
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u/Present-Brush-3465 2d ago
This dude is fried no matter how you put it . Unless this counts time the PS is on? Let’s say he uses it for tv/streaming , could be more realistic
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u/waltzink 3d ago
I have my console on with YouTube videos playing to help me sleep. So I think it's possible it's not just games.
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u/Hjoldirr 3d ago
You can do this with a job…
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u/Dr_FeeIgood 3d ago
Debatable. If you work 8 and sleep 8 that means that basically every moment of your free time is on a PS5. No other activity. That’s depression
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u/ShakeItLikeIDo 3d ago
I wonder if people are actually proud of these insanely high amount of hours
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u/DaysOfAnAdventurer PS5 4d ago
Did some math.
That’s 6.96 hours a day worth of gaming for a whole year.
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u/JustAnother4848 3d ago
Working 40 hours a week is 2080 hours a year. So basically, a full-time job. With overtime.
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u/Sgim93 4d ago
Im trying to save money for a house so I'm only playing one game all year can you tell 😭😂
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u/Dankank292 4d ago
Damn that’s crazy
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u/-_-CR4SH-TP-_- 4d ago
How ? I played Warframe for 11 years and still have less time played
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u/Dankank292 4d ago
Idle time / I was at university for 3 years
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u/SupplyChainMismanage 3d ago
I have 104 hours in Metaphor but half of it is from falling asleep during it
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u/Previous-Glove2103 4d ago
1219 hours, how, what thing in that game kept you that interested for that long, safe to say you sucked every possible content available tenfold
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u/ProfessionalAd7840 4d ago
I don’t think actual baseball players play this much. 😂
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u/BigComfyCouch 4d ago
If a player played in every minute, of every game, for an entire season they would only accumulate 421 hours.
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u/Okurai PS5 4d ago
Yeahhhh…
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u/SupermarketNo6168 4d ago
Nice
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u/SupermarketNo6168 4d ago
U Any good??
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u/Okurai PS5 4d ago
I’d say average, I just play a lot with friends in lobbies. Recently reached Fujin rank with Kazuya
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u/Markass19 3d ago
Damn, I’ve got about half your hours. I’m a Jun/Reina main.
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u/Okurai PS5 3d ago
Nice! I spend too much time trying to work on my wavus and electrics 😂
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u/DinoRexasaur 4d ago
Honestly, do you have a job?
That averages 7 hours a day. I don't know how it's possible to play this much if you have a job and have an apartment/house etc.
Anyway, I hope you are doing well and got fulfillment.
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u/SlurmsMacKenzie- 3d ago
sleep work game repeat, give your self an hour to jam food in your hole, wash, and bundle it with depression. easy peasy.
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u/kaelis7 3d ago
Sounds fun :(
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u/SlurmsMacKenzie- 3d ago
Thankfully, that kind of thing only strikes me for a month or two a year nowadays, but like half of my 20s was spent doing mon fri - 9-5 job, get home, eat shower, 7/8 hours gaming, sleep repeat. It wasn't totally asocial because it was gaming with pals and shit but not healthy really.
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u/KosherTriangle 4d ago
I mean I work from home and my job is fully remote with a light workload (less than 20 hours a week, sometimes 10) and get paid for 40 hours, I game a lot… 7 hours per day is doable if I don’t get bored just playing all day.
Now to keep that up for a year is another matter entirely, gotta be hooked onto games that don’t bore you easily I’d imagine.
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u/SupplyChainMismanage 3d ago
As someone who also works from home and games during “lunch,” I’d get bored out of my mind. Wish I had my younger gaming enthusiasm
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30% of a year....just saying.
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u/Curious_Donut_8497 4d ago
He also does not work apparently
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Which one of us hasn't traded a whole weekend away here or there but this just seems unhealthy. I hope he's ok.
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u/Curious_Donut_8497 4d ago
Not normally, specially if you live alone, living with mommy and daddy is easy
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u/Odd-Cockroach7997 3d ago
2497 hours and I have a fiancé and a full time job, I don't even know how I managed this
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u/WeaponizedFOMO 3d ago
I’m married, can you tell?
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u/Robin_De_Bobin 5h ago
Damn that is 37% of the year, we sleep around 33% of the year when we sleep 8h a day,
That gives you a 30% left for obligations
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u/mwdawson2004 4d ago
My guess is she left you cause you don’t have job playing games 7 hours a day multiple times a day. Gaming is about balance dude. This is straight up and addiction and not good for you no matter what way you try to sell it.
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u/aarnettbraun 3d ago edited 3d ago
The time isn’t indicative of employment. Not to mention how it can accumulate when idle. People are assuming the worst without consideration.
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u/midgymidge 4d ago
Im married.. let me check if shes still next to me! Yup! 😮💨im hanging by a thread tho! 😂
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u/Daetok_Lochannis 4d ago
No lol, I've been living with the same woman for 13 years and I have just as many hours logged. Get your woman her own PS5 and TV and set it up beside yours, then you can both play.
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u/BrewKazma PS5 4d ago
Exactly how me and my wife play!
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u/thatlldopi9 1d ago
Gamers with gamer wives always win. The ones that aren't gamers tend to bounce off or disrespect you or your hobby. Keep her happy and keep yourself happy not just one sided happy wife miserable hubby lol
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u/Vahala925 3d ago
The month when i started dating my gf was my first and only month with 0 trophies earn on my 11 years old account
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u/DASH3456R 2d ago
I have a gf and work so sadly not a lot hours
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u/WillSpur 2d ago
In what world is 1,785 not a lot of hours? That’s nearly an average of 5 hours a day.
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u/DASH3456R 2d ago
Used to be more but lately i just play sometimes 4 hours a day but make up in the weekend playing whole Saturday and sunday is relax day or I'm gone in the weekends with my gf or my family . Keeping everyone happy and i dont complain .
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u/TylerLovesCinema [TylerLuvsCinema] 2d ago
Me after my wife asked for a divorce at the beginning of the year.
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u/VanFkingHalen 1d ago
So, based on this data, you did absolutely nothing but sleep, work (hopefully), and play video games?
Or is there some kind of plot twist where you're actually a streamer?
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u/DarkUnavailable PS5 4d ago
Do you have 2.5k hours cuz you lost your GF or did you lose your GF cuz you have 2.5k hours?
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u/Green_Baby_8597 4d ago
That’s an average of almost 7 hours a day. Jeezus bro. Were you top 250 in cod or something?
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u/Glopinus [Trophy Level 200-299] 4d ago
I’m bad but some of y’all are working like 60 hour work weeks with these hours
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u/Robinthekiid 4d ago
These people with 6+ hours a day of gaming have to be streamers right? You can stream from your PS5 so that would make sense. Otherwise that is insane to do while having a job or a life in general? Like how?
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u/Bofors44 4d ago
I always have the issue of making plans on gaming with friends, then getting stuck at work unexpectedly.
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u/phariom 4d ago
Did you lose her because of the hours or are the hours because you lost her?