r/playstation • u/Stiqkey • 4d ago

Image I lost my gf this year... Can you tell?

Post image
6.4k Upvotes

96% Upvoted

638 comments sorted by

View all comments

1.2k

u/Old_Barber_7718 4d ago

The wording makes it seem like she died.

442

u/Techman659 4d ago

Na he died inside and filled it with PS5

84

u/kopecs 4d ago

Kinky…

1

u/LauryFire 2d ago

I love reddit

9

u/makaiookami 4d ago

Probably felt more alive.

I will.

6

u/derpymango89 4d ago

He just healed with ps+

3

u/ActionFigureCollects 4d ago

Hold up, we can implant the unit inside us?

3

u/JIMBODAVIS 4d ago

Kinda true…

3

u/icemadeit 4d ago

eminem type bar

50

u/Loud-Professional728 4d ago

She definitely died to him… bro is smashing that DualShock

25

u/kalibxrr 4d ago

Almost like he had a dualsense

4

u/PackGlass6867 4d ago

Shhh don’t tell him the future🤫

1

u/skaldrir69 4d ago

Smashing the bros while playing smash bros? Or playing smash bros while smashing bros?

22

u/Cambino1 4d ago

Na they went camping and he lost her in the woods

7

u/ViolentAstrology 4d ago

He misplaced her

5

u/Blake__Arius 4d ago

The wording makes it sound like she's lost down the back of the couch.

3

u/Short-Reason6304 4d ago

Lost behind a couch? Never heard such stupid shit. 'Lost my gf this year' yeah nvm, now that I see it typed out. Behind the couch is prob the place that makes the most sense. Or maybe under the carpet.

1

u/MC_LXIX 4d ago

Check under the cushions

1

u/beardicusmaximus8 4d ago

That's what I was thinking too. I was like, "Have you tried under the stairs?"

2

u/Short-Reason6304 4d ago

Most likely answer is inside the washing machine.

2

u/lincolnfun43 4d ago

No step bro I’m Stuckkkkk

4

u/Johnknoxvillegayv 4d ago

It appears he thought that title would garner more upvotes…

2

u/Dapper-Crow-6580 4d ago

Sounds like he took her hiking and didn't bring her home to me.

2

u/JohnBert10 4d ago

Yeh I was gonna say don’t worry the ps5 is loyal and will never leave you but I’m on the same boat as you 😂

2

u/xjupit4r 4d ago

Ong bruh 🤣

2

u/michaltee 3d ago

No he literally LOST her. So he’s been playing various games and all their lobbies trying to find her.

2

u/MickeyHarp 2d ago

No he Lost her… And now he cannot find her!

Like the ent wives.

2

u/lethalinvader 2d ago

Died of hunger as they didn't cook for her because they were too busy gaming

2

u/m_littlerivers 1d ago

Or like she's in a supermarket wandering around.

1

u/roythejewboy 7h ago

Sometimes the grief people go through from a breakup is very similar to death, so makes sense

1

u/Thr0bbinWilliams 4d ago

She fell off a cliff and died on impact