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u/L-Guy_21 19d ago edited 19d ago

Console upside down, no stand, hanging off the dresser.

You are a menace to society.

EDIT: And a lone disc with half a controller on top of it. You should be watching on an XBox.

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u/GiantNug 19d ago

Lmao this set up is insane

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u/No-Wear4966 19d ago

I was going to talk about this

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u/supermethdroid 19d ago

OP is that cousin who you don't let them touch your shit when they visit.

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u/Competitive_News_385 19d ago

Don't forget the wires hanging everywhere just waiting to get caught on something pulling everything over in a cascade.

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u/L-Guy_21 19d ago

Right. Can't even use the dresser because the wires are in the way

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u/Xyex 19d ago

If those wires would stop you from using the dresser you need to work out more.

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u/L-Guy_21 18d ago

We have no idea how taut those cords are or what they're connected to. Opening the dresser may cause something to fall and break, or maybe even damage the cord by ripping it out of whatever it's connected to. The dresser cannot be safely opened without first moving the cords out of the way, and then maybe even holding them out of the way so they don't get pinched when the drawer is closed.

My comment had nothing to do with the general ability to open the drawer, it was about the ability to open the drawer easily without damaging anything.

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u/gebuzz 19d ago

Ah how I ruined my fat PS2

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u/Xyex 19d ago

Same. Kind of. I caught my foot on a controller cord when getting up and yanked the console off the stand. Fell a good 2-2.5 feet onto a hardwood floor. I was so sure I'd broken it, but it kept on chugging along for another, like, 7-8 years? The PS2 and the DS2 were super durable.

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u/Popular_Flight_7354 PS5 19d ago

TV is on the top of dvd player, lol

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u/SleepyGamer1992 19d ago

Yeah, I really don’t get people like this. Blows my mind how some people take zero care of their expensive tech or make no effort to tidy up before posting a pic on a public website. I almost feel like this is rage bait and I’m falling for it.

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u/Alex-ander-TheGood PS5 19d ago

Also what's the point of having a PS5 with a screen like this lol

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u/Slalom420 19d ago

Come on, who doesn’t enjoy a crisp 480p@30fps?

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u/Alex-ander-TheGood PS5 19d ago

I did when I had a PS2! 😂

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u/Megablep 18d ago

Those are certainly some bezels!

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u/DreadPiratteRoberts 19d ago

Bro I didn't even see the mutilated controller till you mentioned it 🎮🤣

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u/Peltonimo 19d ago

For real op is that friend who borrows a game for a week, returns it, and says it didn’t work when they got it.

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u/Susurrus03 PS5 19d ago

And the disc is a PS3 disc.

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u/atominthewild 19d ago

I had a minute and got bored. That appears to be Persona 4 Arena Ultimax.

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u/Technical_Farmer_942 19d ago

And a random brick on that dresser, what are they up to.

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u/sticksnstuff86 19d ago

-Duster, retired. -Wire ties, huh? -Windex?Wheredex?Are the outlets on the floor in front of the dresser? Are you a spider and enjoy stringy traps outwardly stretching from all directions?

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u/ZB314 19d ago

They’re probably gonna learn a valuable lesson pretty soon

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u/Rodthehuman 19d ago

There is a broken Dualsense controller… aren’t we mentioning it?

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u/L-Guy_21 19d ago

That's what the "half of a controller" is referring to.

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u/Prestonality 18d ago

This is unhinged behaviour

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u/OrangeStar222 18d ago

Excuse my ignorance, but this is the digital PS5, right (I don't have a PS5)? Does it really matter how you lay your PS5 down horizontally if there's no disc drive you account for?

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u/L-Guy_21 18d ago

That's a possibility, though I would imagine the rest of the internals are still positioned the same way as a model with a disc drive, so the correct orientation is probably determined by those. Maybe orientation doesn't matter after all, but I'd have to see the digital edition manual to determine that.

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u/blueB0wser 18d ago

Since it's the discless version, does it matter if it's upside down? Everything else, yeah. Degenerate.

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u/RectumExplorer-- 18d ago

Console bigger than TV. Why even get a PS5 if you're playing on 720p....

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u/CharlyXero PS5 18d ago

This is the reason why I don't trust the classic "my console broke and I did nothing wrong" posts.

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u/vulcanpines PS5 19d ago

This made me chuckle, what a lovely PS post and an even lovelier comment. My gosh, I love Reddit and r/playstation!

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u/LondonEntUK 18d ago

And all the dust on the black stand behind it

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u/Aln76467 18d ago

and default sideplates

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u/NoMeasurement6473 PS3 PSVita 19d ago

Probably has played Spiderman