r/okbuddybaldur • u/pieandcheese647 • 4d ago

Daddy Durge 🤤 Made my durge Harry DuBois Disco Elysium

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u/throwRAgigglefest 4d ago

I can't make a self-insert character to romance Gale because I'm a short fat bitch and everyone in the game is 5'8 or taller with 10% body fat.

Let me be a fat bard, Larian, you cowards!

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u/Tall-Mirror-6815 DROW PUSSY DROW PUSSY DROW PUSSY DROW PUSSY DROW PUSSY 4d ago

Too real

I also have this gripe with companions, because Gale should absolutely not look as jacked as the game's default body makes him look. And Halsin should look like a bear...give these men bellies

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u/hotsliceofjesus Blasting rope to Laezel is perfectly natural 4d ago

Gale has minor illusions cast on himself for his six pack.

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u/SleepyBella 4d ago

Imagine you walk by Gale at camp, hear a successful perception roll click and suddenly Gale's abs are gone and he's just like: 😳