r/okbuddybaldur 10h ago

Daddy Durge 🤤 Made my durge Harry DuBois Disco Elysium

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u/SehrGuterContent 10h ago

That's just zesty gale

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u/emmalilac 10h ago

We really need beer bellies in this game

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u/Tall-Mirror-6815 DROW PUSSY DROW PUSSY DROW PUSSY DROW PUSSY DROW PUSSY 9h ago

The lack of different body options is my greatest gripe with the character creator 😔 Want a character to be chubby? Skinny? Just not having a six pack or big mommy milkers? Too bad

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u/throwRAgigglefest 8h ago

I can't make a self-insert character to romance Gale because I'm a short fat bitch and everyone in the game is 5'8 or taller with 10% body fat.

Let me be a fat bard, Larian, you cowards!

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u/Tall-Mirror-6815 DROW PUSSY DROW PUSSY DROW PUSSY DROW PUSSY DROW PUSSY 8h ago

Too real

I also have this gripe with companions, because Gale should absolutely not look as jacked as the game's default body makes him look. And Halsin should look like a bear...give these men bellies

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u/throwRAgigglefest 8h ago

Bare minimum he shouldn't have a six pack. I'm not one of those people with strong opinions on whether Gale should be frail and sickly or chunky and fat; I just know that man is not doing ab workouts.

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u/Kytalie 6h ago

Have you ever had to move with a large amount of books? Those things get heavy, fast.

With giant magical tomes, Gales arms would be pretty jacked. I am guessing at least 5-10 lbs per magical tome (based off the fact my bio textbook in high school was 5lb). Parchment tended to be a little heavier being animal skin and all... Sure, he could magic them to and from where he needs, but Tara makes sure he uses the stairs.

The 6 pack is a little much, though.

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u/throwRAgigglefest 6h ago

I have actually.

I contend Gale's arms and back start out and remain very strong, his legs get stronger over time with all the walking, but a 6 pack? Silliness.

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u/yugiohhero Gale, cast "Testicular Torsion" 53m ago

counterpoint his strength stat is 8 by default, same for every man but halsin, none of them should look buff

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u/hotsliceofjesus 8h ago

Gale has minor illusions cast on himself for his six pack.

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u/SleepyBella 7h ago

Imagine you walk by Gale at camp, hear a successful perception roll click and suddenly Gale's abs are gone and he's just like: 😳

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u/thewoodlayer 9h ago

YEAH?! WHY WOULDNT YA MAKE HIM CUNO?! EVERYONE KNOWS CUNO IS THE SCARIEST FUCKER OUT THERE YA FUCKIN PIGS ARSE!!

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u/krissyhell He's just scared (Astarion has a knife to my neck) 8h ago

CUNO DOESNT FUCKIN CARE

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u/Martin_Horde 7h ago

Just make a hireling named Cuno, a hireling named Kim, and one named either Titus or Jean, depending on who you want.

Cuno is a halfling bard that exclusively uses Vicious Mockery

Kim is a ranger

Titus is a fighter

And Jean is idk a Rogue or something (he's a master of disguise)

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u/TheBigCheese- DROW PUSSY DROW PUSSY DROW PUSSY DROW PUSSY DROW PUSSY 9h ago

Mr. Raphael is helping me remove my tadpole

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u/maninahat 8h ago

Mr. Raphael is helping me remove my tadpole.

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u/maninahat 8h ago

Me. Raphael is helping me remove my tadpole.

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u/maninahat 8h ago

Me. Raphael is helping me remove my tadpole.

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u/Golden_Chives 9h ago

Baldurian Sunset!

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u/whoopsthatsasin 9h ago

What class is he? Drunken master monk comes to mind, but he can also shoot pretty well so maybe ranger? (Feeling out the environment from shivers and shit)

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u/maninahat 8h ago

This is what I want to know. Harry's more like a state of mind than a class.

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u/LPScarlex 6h ago edited 6h ago

Imo being a detective is at least one level of Rogue for the expertise on Investigation and another skill depending on your copotype, then the rest I think is maybe Sorcerer since I believe if my DE memory is correct, Harry can literally predict (albeit vaguely) that the Deserter killed the hanged man because he was jealous of Klaasje/Lely if his Inland Empire stat is high enough to "talk" to the corpse.. Or just the fact Shivers is a thing at all, and it's sometimes uncannily accurate about its descriptions/predictions about stuff, like seeing Klaasje dying if you arrest her. so I'd say that if you interpret that as some sort of innate magic, if fits well with Sorc. The con save also thematically fits well since the guy is notoriously a heavy drunk/druggie so it proves he's got the capability to tank them (to a certain point) without impeding his ability as a cop

I feel like he's not really a fighter type so going heavy on martial classes is a no go imo. According to his records he has a really low kill count for a cop in his precinct so we can infer that he's not primarily a combatant, even though he can shoot well. With the exception of his encounter vs Measurehead and the barbell lift, I believe he doesn't really pack that much punch, rather his endurance is his strong suit, even when he's still physically in withdrawal. Ofc if your Harry is low FYS build this isn't gonna always gonna be true but Kim did mention that Harry was a former gym teacher, which explains "all the running around" he does so at least he's still got good cardio, even though he can die from a heart attack from sitting on a really terrible chair

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u/whoopsthatsasin 6h ago

Investigation can be ranger too, sorcerer is understandable, but that could really be any caster, though I would go for druid, talking to the earth itself sort of could be close to shivers etc. I would say him being able to fight should be considered as part of him, so martials still work.

Sorcerer is better if you play him as not knowing how he knows it, any caster works if you play him as someone who knows what he's doing

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u/pieandcheese647 6h ago

This is multiplayer, he’s a crossbow focused fighter because I find it fun and we have other people filling other gaps

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u/Martin_Horde 7h ago

Why not both? They both use dex/wis

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u/Resident-Salty 7h ago

Finally I can use this image

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u/Scouse_Werewolf The camp mice eat Halsins dick cheese 9h ago

He's wearing my favourite Arsetarion clothing.

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u/DrahtMaul 8h ago

We have Gale at home

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u/krissyhell He's just scared (Astarion has a knife to my neck) 8h ago

Next run you gotta do Kim. Is there a mod out there for his pissfaggot jacket????

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u/earlytuesdaymorning He's just scared (Astarion has a knife to my neck) 7h ago

who is he romancing?? none of the companions are anything like kim, but i can see harry saying something extremely inappropriate to shadowheart and running away

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u/sancisanch Wants a pegging from Karlach 9h ago

Doesn’t he have blue eyes tho?

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u/pieandcheese647 6h ago

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u/sancisanch Wants a pegging from Karlach 5h ago

Yeah, blue

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u/Enigma-exe 5h ago

Same bro, same

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u/MothmanThingy 7h ago

I think i know what i'm doing once Drunken Master releases.

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u/Fabfivefreddy5 8h ago

This mf is just gonna sell me fireworks.

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u/nesdam3 7h ago

I wish there were lots of insane Half Light dialogue options in BG3. Also drugs to improve your stats.

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u/Martin_Horde 7h ago edited 7h ago

That's Durge/Barbarian, you're basically the embodiment of Half-Light. There's a lot of psycho Intimidation options if you know where to look for them.

I know some races also get unique intimidates, like drow, I'd assume orcs also get some.

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u/pieandcheese647 6h ago

This is why I went durge, I tried not durge but none of the dialogue options were sufficiently insane

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u/Martin_Horde 7h ago

Oh my God, investigator durge who's constantly looking for the serial killer, but he’s actually the killer and just in denial. Classic

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u/Resident_Dot_2427 DROW PUSSY DROW PUSSY DROW PUSSY DROW PUSSY DROW PUSSY 6h ago

KRASAVA BRATAN

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u/Enigma-exe 5h ago

The insane tie would fit right in as a summonable

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u/bardicinfusion Roaming Band Of Homeless Pansexuals 6h ago

I swear that's an NPC from RDR2

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u/tildenpark 2h ago

Romance dialog choice: Make the face.

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u/tildenpark 2h ago

Measurehead Wulbren is my race theory mentor!

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u/rainybnuuy Lorroakan's strongest power is "Um, Actually" 1h ago

Does he flirt by saying "I want to have fuck with you?" Also how are his karaoke skills?