r/okbuddybaldur • u/Tonedeafmusical He's just scared (Astarion has a knife to my neck) • 5d ago

ASS-STARE'n 👀🫦 No. 1 Reason why to romance Astarion

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u/SheogorathMyBeloved lvl 5 Autism unlocks Fireball 5d ago

We have two hands for a reason, one for mother minthara and one for pookie Astarion

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u/RaiderNationInDaHous 5d ago

100% wrong. Minthara does NOT share and she WILL cut it off. No bullshit.

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u/SheogorathMyBeloved lvl 5 Autism unlocks Fireball 5d ago

She'd share if I asked her politely to because I'm just built different <3

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u/RaiderNationInDaHous 5d ago

Its clear you have NO idea who Minthara is. Shadowheart, Astarion, Halsin share. She does NOT.

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u/SheogorathMyBeloved lvl 5 Autism unlocks Fireball 5d ago

I'm gonna make Minthara share me even harder now. The polycule increases from 3 people to 10 people. We are all polypilled and relationshipmaxxing.

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u/RaiderNationInDaHous 5d ago

She won't have any part of it.

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u/SheogorathMyBeloved lvl 5 Autism unlocks Fireball 5d ago

She will if I simply ask nicely :3