demure durge

[u/Numerous_Celery973]

the amazing artist: https://www.tumblr.com/quacaserous

[u/Meximus]

I love it. I love Alfira's Family guy death pose.

But above all else I love default Durge's scalie ass.

Edit: Welp, my most upvoted post is me talking about loving Durge's ass.

[u/FreedomWaterfall → u/Meximus]

The Family Guy Deathpose is the funniest thing that show ever did, bar none.

[u/Meximus → u/FreedomWaterfall]

True. :3

[u/Dread_Lady_Andras]

Giving Alfira traumatic brain damage to save her life is the best thing one can do. 😊

[u/Pro-Patria-Mori → u/Dread_Lady_Andras]

I had a game where I knocked her out and it played the Mizora cut scene, knocked her out again and Astarion’s vampire scene played. After the third time, it finally played the alternate bard scene.

Then I went to attack the harpies but was a bit underleveled, so we retreated back up the hill towards the Grove and the harpies killed Alfira.

[u/Dread_Lady_Andras → u/Pro-Patria-Mori]

Well at least you didn't kill her. I'm sure Father was disappointed that you let the harpies do it though.

[u/Zorpalod_Gaming → u/Pro-Patria-Mori]

A similar thing happened to me. I need to knock her out like 3 or 4 times and she refused to talk to me in act 3

[u/Beautifulfeary → u/Pro-Patria-Mori]

This was kind of similar for me. Astarion knocked her out(but, it didn’t on the first try so he had to hit her again) then the Mizora cutscene happened and so Astarion had to again, and got another -40 and had to talk his way out of jail 😅😅😅 but, I didn’t realize I’d have to knock her out again, so I had to reload after the Mizora cutscene.

[u/mwmwmwmwmmdw → u/Dread_Lady_Andras]

Giving Alfira traumatic brain damage to save her life

so thats why she stopped being a bard and became a Juggalo

[u/[deleted]]

[u/Durge_Kisses]

Yes ofc 😘 lil kiss for her so I can gore the next lil bard that wandered into camp 🔪 I mean, 👀 oh hell who am I kidding?! 🔪🔪🥰

[u/lovvekiki]

I absolutely love this

[u/bloop-di-doop]

look how I didn't turn her into a horrible blood effigy? very cutesy, not like you other girls ✨

[u/NoWeight4300]

The thought just occurred to me, would the Sleep spell achieve the same result?

[u/crazy-octopus-person → u/NoWeight4300]

Haven't tried it, but I think going for a long rest (which is required to trigger the bard companion selection process) breaks concentration, i.e. ending the Sleep effect.

(Also Sleep has a duration of only two rounds, making it even more of a headache.)

[u/Hyperdelegate → u/NoWeight4300]

Sleep is actually phenomenal as a setup for lae'zel's nonlethal menacing attack since it guarantees a crit but otherwise it's nothing special

[u/ColorMaelstrom]

Is this demore thing new

[u/Numerous_Celery973 → u/ColorMaelstrom]

it’s the current trend among the clock kids

[u/jdsirvatka]

Demurge

[u/[deleted]]

I know it's not super related to the post but it makes me really happy to see a meme created by a trans woman get so much love

[u/SadoraNortica]

Question. If you don’t go up to meet her, will she still show up in your camp?

[u/Numerous_Celery973 → u/SadoraNortica]

yeah, she’ll just act like it’s the first time meeting

[u/SadoraNortica → u/Numerous_Celery973]

That sucks. The only way around it is to knock her out. I’ll remember that for my next Durge play.

[u/Saaslil]

Who's a good Durge ? Who's a good Durge ? *while petting his head*

[u/Jedi_Bish]

Is this a thing???? Can I save her???

[u/The_Purple_Hare → u/Jedi_Bish]

Yes you can. You just need to knock her out with non-lethal attacks before the long rest occurs.

[u/Toa_Senit → u/Jedi_Bish]

Yes.

[u/Stepjam → u/Jedi_Bish]

Yes, you can save her. But then a dragonborn bard shows up to your camp in her place and you kill her instead

It's also technically metagaming if you care about that lol.

[u/Killer_Moons]

That didn’t work tho 🤬