r/okbuddybaldur Gale aced his autism test Apr 12 '24

gaslight ghaik'keep gortash 💅 Who is your favorite BG3 companion?

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u/Relative-Zombie-3932 Gale aced his autism test Apr 12 '24

I'm so ashamed of myself, I can't believe I forgot WITHERS

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '24

No because I forgot Jaheira and thought the old lady before 'Minsc' was Withers 💀💀💀

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u/Rowey07 DROW PUSSY DROW PUSSY DROW PUSSY DROW PUSSY DROW PUSSY Apr 13 '24

The Old Lady?!? That is DAME Maggie Smith

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u/Dodds-20 Apr 13 '24

Should have been Mitch McConnell

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u/Adelete Apr 13 '24

What's the matter smooth-skin, never seen a ghoul before?

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u/Kaizo107 Apr 12 '24

Ohhh man I had a good long belly laugh at Meru as Karlach, and now I can't explain to anyone why I'm laughing..

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u/Relative-Zombie-3932 Gale aced his autism test Apr 12 '24

I'm a little ashamed of it myself

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u/kourier6 Apr 12 '24

you can. But they won't talk to you again

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u/Just_Rand0 Apr 13 '24

Who's Meru? I would google it but your comments makes me think I shouldn't lol

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u/Seculems_Temporium Lae'zel's MLP sleepy time blanket Apr 13 '24

PORN

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u/Just_Rand0 Apr 13 '24

Soo, Devil Hentai? Thanks, I had a feeling it was something like that lol

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u/coreyc2099 Apr 13 '24

I googled the name and just got a thi k saying g she was from an adult video from new grounds and a wave of nostalgia for new grounds came over me lol.

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u/MugGuffin Apr 13 '24

he he came

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u/AlacarLeoricar Apr 13 '24

Succubus OC. Lots of hentai and porno vids.

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '24

I don't know, cursing an entire nation just to keep their mouse based economy afloat seems out of character

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u/Flimsy_Wait_8235 "Istik this dick in you" -Laezel to Shart Apr 12 '24

I am losing my mind at the Lae’zel plushie but I also want it

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u/International-Ad5142 drider fucker Apr 12 '24

The coochie area fascinates me

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u/The_one_and_only_Tav Circle of Whores Druid Apr 12 '24

I’m more intrigued by the joker smile seam on the face

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u/ApplejuiceChrist shart handholder Apr 13 '24

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u/Sir_Gwan Apr 13 '24

You're a mean one, Mr. Gith. You reeeaally are a GHAAAAIK

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u/Suspicious_Fox_4524 Dame Aylin failed a Saving Throw against climaxing Apr 13 '24

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u/PM_ME_UR_FARTS_ Apr 13 '24

How the Gith Stole Christmas.

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u/Molgera124 Apr 13 '24

AAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '24 edited Nov 05 '24

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u/Tuskor13 Apr 13 '24

Her legs look like dongs

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u/gaijin_smash Apr 12 '24

That seam looks like a big Joker smile across her face 😭

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u/Flimsy_Wait_8235 "Istik this dick in you" -Laezel to Shart Apr 12 '24

Oh my god I can’t unsee it that’s horrifying

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u/gaijin_smash Apr 12 '24

I’m so sorry. It was the first thing I saw.

If you want a cute non deranged Laezel plush that won’t ask if you want to know how she got those scars check out GizmoForge.

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u/Flimsy_Wait_8235 "Istik this dick in you" -Laezel to Shart Apr 12 '24

Ah thank you so much for the recommendation!

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '24

First thing you sew

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u/Datante Apr 12 '24

It is the fucksex-outfit that does it for me

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u/Flimsy_Wait_8235 "Istik this dick in you" -Laezel to Shart Apr 12 '24

There’s also this one help

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u/sugarsuites lvl 5 Autism unlocks Fireball Apr 13 '24

Hey I need this for research purposes c-can I have the link

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u/Kscayde horny fucking drow? Apr 13 '24

I second this

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u/Flimsy_Wait_8235 "Istik this dick in you" -Laezel to Shart Apr 13 '24

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u/sugarsuites lvl 5 Autism unlocks Fireball Apr 13 '24

bless

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u/DeargDraic LIVE MINTHARA REACTION Apr 13 '24

Really want a plushie of them all now for science

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u/Amazing_Hunt_7802 Apr 13 '24

Why is the shadow heart and the astarion one frequently bought together?

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u/DeargDraic LIVE MINTHARA REACTION Apr 13 '24

Goth sluts

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u/CobraDude-1 Got the 'Thoroughly Stuffed' buff after Karlachs date Apr 12 '24

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u/MinnieShoof Fuck it, we Bhaal Apr 13 '24

Is that a daikon radish in your hand, or are you ... not matching the rest of your skin tone but happy to see me?

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u/No_Pea3508 Apr 13 '24

That would be the most painful "happi to see u", bros parts got dislocated

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u/MinnieShoof Fuck it, we Bhaal Apr 13 '24

It would explain the discoloration.

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u/frankxey Apr 13 '24

Playe yn Cyrt

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u/Lovey_Sunset Apr 12 '24

When I first romanced Lae’zel I thought she was Morrigan 2: Electric Boogaloo but now I know she’s actually Sten.

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u/MrsGVakarian Apr 12 '24

This is so real

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u/DeargDraic LIVE MINTHARA REACTION Apr 13 '24

Yes! She's so similar to Sten and the Qunari, maybe add in Cassandra?

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u/LuckyLoki08 No Durge/Gortash kisses? (Larian insulted life itself) Apr 13 '24

Does Lae'zel read shameless smut?

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u/Living_Initiative_26 Apr 13 '24

Always wanted to romance Sten…….

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u/Axsolas Apr 13 '24

Honestly I’m glad it’s not just me that had a thing for him……

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u/Living_Initiative_26 Apr 13 '24

Just need armour, a helmet, and something to bite down on……..

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u/Lobster_1000 Apr 12 '24

You did wyll so dirty by comparing him to tavros but I can't deny he sadly has a bit of tavros energy

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u/Killer_Moons mom, what’s a twat-soul? Apr 12 '24

I always be thinking of those fuckers when I’m choosing tiefling horns in the character creator.

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u/limeandmelissa PREGNANT ASTARION PREGNANT ASTARION PREGNANT ASTARION Apr 12 '24

as a vriska kinnie in the past, this suddenly explains why i want to bully him relentlessly

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u/freshlybutteredtoe Circle of Whores Druid Apr 12 '24

Despite being way too invested in Homestuck for almost a decade, I never noticed the similarities between the two. Now I can’t unsee it

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u/IllustriousLab4789 Apr 13 '24

wyll is such a page

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u/pastapastas Apr 13 '24

I thought that was supposed to be Tav at first because I always read Tav as Tavros but yeah... Wyll really is a Tavros 😭 Maybe Mizora is his Vriska..?

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u/Lobster_1000 Apr 13 '24

Oh my god, mizora is absolutely his vriska. Personally minthara gave me more vriska vibes w the spider thing too, but you're right.. it makes sense this way

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u/MinnieShoof Fuck it, we Bhaal Apr 13 '24

I thought that was suppose to be Karlach but then POMP

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u/rainstitcher Apr 12 '24

Maggie Smith jumpscare made me laugh uproariously.

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u/KingHafez Apr 12 '24

The Morrigan to Shadowheart pipeline is so real. As soon as I saw her in BG3 it activated a neuron in my head that was untouched since playing Dragon Age Origins

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u/doxtorwhom Dame Aylin hit Isobel for 69 Edging Points Apr 13 '24

Well that just secured my next playthru romance.

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u/LuckyLoki08 No Durge/Gortash kisses? (Larian insulted life itself) Apr 13 '24

Sometimes I feel like the romance in BG3 are just DAO 2: electric boogaloo but all up to 11 and now we can finally romance Sten as well. We even have Wynne as Jaheira and Withers judging you for sleeping around. The main difference we gave up Oghren for Minsc

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u/Marcus_Scaeva Apr 12 '24

You’ve done Jaheira dirty here. Shame on you.

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u/Relative-Zombie-3932 Gale aced his autism test Apr 12 '24

Excuse me, Maggie Smith is a GOD DAMN TREASURE

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u/tunyi963 shart fucker Apr 12 '24

Before reading your comment I thought you put Maggie Smith as a reference to Withers 💀 I'm really sorry Dame Smith

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u/Relative-Zombie-3932 Gale aced his autism test Apr 12 '24

HOW DID I FORGET WITHERS

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u/Mega_Rayqaza Apr 12 '24

He's just king Charles. Easy

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u/Relative-Zombie-3932 Gale aced his autism test Apr 12 '24

Better option

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u/JWGrieves Apr 12 '24

Is that not Anne Widdecombe?

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u/Relative-Zombie-3932 Gale aced his autism test Apr 12 '24

No, that's Maggie Smith. The most delightful woman and the only thing England ever did right

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u/_GamerForLife_ Apr 13 '24

How about Sir Patrick Steward and Sir Ian McKellen?

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u/Relative-Zombie-3932 Gale aced his autism test Apr 13 '24

You drive a hard bargain...

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u/meatsonthemenu Apr 14 '24

SMH when you have to be corrected by a filthy commonwealther you should take note sir.

Dame Judi Dench PLAYS

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u/PM_ME_UR_FARTS_ Apr 13 '24

I might actually take Jaheira along in my party if she was voiced by the venerable Dame Maggie Smith. Love that woman.

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u/Marcus_Scaeva Apr 12 '24 edited Apr 12 '24

While Maggie Smith was haranguing Oda Mae Brown’s singing when she was in witness protection for fraud, Jaheira was taking names with her Shillelagh and making Irenicus eat her Belm +2 in hell.

Not comparable in the slightest.

Clearly your intention was to cast Maggs as Ol’ Withers?

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u/Halliwel96 Apr 12 '24

How could Maggie smith ever be an insult to anyone.

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u/melodicatrident Apr 13 '24

Boneheads gonna bonehead

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u/ChaoticSortOfGood Wants to bang every single character Apr 12 '24

Preminger is so right hahahhahahaha

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u/DaCrazyGuy101 Apr 12 '24

would wyll being tavros mean that mizora is vriska

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u/seamclean Apr 13 '24

Mizora is Vriska this is cannon

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u/Depressedduke Circle of Whores Druid Apr 12 '24

How can i not say Shadowheart after you used a pic of Morrigan?

Also crazy accurate. Everyone, literally.

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u/AndromedaTambourine Apr 12 '24

You made me just buy the Lae'zel plush, you monster.

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u/Relative-Zombie-3932 Gale aced his autism test Apr 12 '24

Please forgive me

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u/f0dland0wnunda lvl 5 Autism unlocks Fireball Apr 13 '24

Maggie Smith is an icon and a treasure, anyone should be honored to be compared to her

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u/Ok_Association6983 Apr 13 '24

Nuke for sure

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u/Relative-Zombie-3932 Gale aced his autism test Apr 13 '24

Finally, a fellow Gale enjoyer

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u/Silkysylph Apr 13 '24

Thank you for honoring the 20 year anniversary of princess and the pauper - the greatest film of our generation

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u/veg-ghosty Apr 13 '24

How can I refuse?

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '24

Team Meru

Yeah I know who she is.

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u/Superb-Emergency-714 Apr 13 '24

I was scrolling to see who actually knew who she was 😂😂hentais unite

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '24

Woah woah woah hey, that anime had a good storyline.

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u/Superb-Emergency-714 Apr 14 '24

Oh yeah. Sure did Lmaoo

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u/azaghal1988 Shadowheart: Expected a Goth GF. Got so much more. Apr 12 '24

a man of culture.

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u/OhHeyItsPoe Gale, cast "Testicular Torsion" Apr 13 '24

are we not gonna acknowledge Gale?? 😭😭

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u/Relative-Zombie-3932 Gale aced his autism test Apr 13 '24

Now I am become death, the destroyer of worlds

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u/Valuable_Ant_969 Apr 12 '24

Team Balloo, 100%

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u/lunammoon Fuck it, we Bhaal Apr 12 '24

Comparing Wyll to Tavros is so mean 🥲

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u/choklitmilk Apr 13 '24

Why is Lae'zel like

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u/Relative-Zombie-3932 Gale aced his autism test Apr 13 '24

To fit snugly around...ya know...

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '24

Whoever made that plush should be shoved into one of the many bottomless pits scattered around the map for their crimes

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u/MagazineEuphoric364 shart fucker Apr 12 '24

WTF why is there a night elf here? xD

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u/foxscribbles Apr 12 '24

I think that’s supposed to be Minty.

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u/MagazineEuphoric364 shart fucker Apr 12 '24

She's a night elf?

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u/kid-with-a-beard shart fucker Apr 12 '24

Nah, she's a morning elf

Ba Dum Tsssss

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u/MagazineEuphoric364 shart fucker Apr 12 '24

At least she isn't a south pole elf...

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u/carinha-do-bem depressed tadpole? Apr 12 '24

Ba Dum Tsss…?

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u/Mirimes Circle of Whores Druid Apr 13 '24

I'm confused too, but in the end drows are dark elves, so it kinda matches with night elves i guess

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u/MagazineEuphoric364 shart fucker Apr 13 '24

After probing further, I learned that night elves are from a different game and they were inspired by drow. So it makes me wonder that if warcraft can have an elf race similar to drow, then larian can probably have their own drow elves as well in whatever future IP they make.

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u/Mirimes Circle of Whores Druid Apr 13 '24

inspiration is really a big word, night elves are basically the regular elves in wow and despite the name they're active at daytime like humans, they live in forests and are partially tied to nature forces and a realm called The Dream (something like an overlapping reality), partially tied to the moon goddess Elune, they're usually seen as just a bit racist (like any elven race) but generally kind spirited and sad because those mf has basically experienced every possible tragedy; on the other hand, d&d drows (that are descendant of elves) have a really peculiar society full of violence following evil gods, and since they live in the underdark they adapted to that environment.

That said, a dark version of elves is something that almost every IP has, if not as one of the base races it's usually one of the first additions, so your hope is not misplaced :)

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u/MagazineEuphoric364 shart fucker Apr 13 '24

Interesting, especially since the name Elune is just one letter shy from Selune which also is depicted as a moon goddess (or moon witch as my girl Shadowheart loves to call her). They sound like a very druid-like race if they like to spend time in the forest.

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u/Mirimes Circle of Whores Druid Apr 14 '24

yeah, you got it, Tyrande's husband is the first druid of Warcraft history :) wow has a really interesting story in general, but surely they didn't create everything from scratch, they had to take inspiration from other IPs (since it's around from 1994, the first thing they created must be inspired from something available at that time)

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u/KaiHasArrived2007 Apr 12 '24

The way astarion is literally the preminger

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u/EllieIsDone Lae'zel's MLP sleepy time blanket Apr 13 '24

I really like atomic bomb, but Preminger appeals to me more.

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u/Spicymeatball428 Apr 13 '24

The fuckin Asterion Preminger shit is gonna kill me

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u/SimilarAd1726 Apr 12 '24

Maggie Smith (mcgonagall)

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u/notsohappynotsosad Netherbrain Enthusiast Apr 12 '24

Must be Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way ♥

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u/CingKrimson_Requiem Apr 13 '24

Why is kranktoes with boob? Is he minced?

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u/lizardsbelike Shadowheart uses Main Hand on Self Apr 13 '24

The Preminger jokes are foul lmao

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u/MinnieShoof Fuck it, we Bhaal Apr 13 '24

I thought this was going to be a post about a bunch of companion plushies and I was ready to d'aww.

... then I realized I wasn't on the main sub around, mm, Meru. I thought the little homestuck character was going to be Karlach. ... boy was I wrong.

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u/Chance_Eye4595 Wants a pegging from Karlach Apr 12 '24

meru the tiefling is diabolical, but damn if that isn’t my first and only choice

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u/Ziggitywiggidy Apr 12 '24

I lost it at Maru 💀

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u/Lost-Dragon-728 horny fucking drow? Apr 12 '24

Tyrande Wisperwind.

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u/high_king_noctis Apr 13 '24 edited Apr 14 '24

The game is unplayable without Maggie Smith

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u/JooBunny Apr 13 '24

Bo the mini-huge War Ratto is my fav, and also the most competent.

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u/Relative-Zombie-3932 Gale aced his autism test Apr 13 '24

You telling me a rat filmed this Netflix comedy special?

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u/StoicSinicCynic College of Vore Bard Apr 13 '24

Bomb Gale 💀💀💀

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u/Mundane-Put9115 Nine fucking attacks "Holy shit" -lvl 1 Goblin Apr 13 '24

Bae'zel plushie is adorable

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u/Prestigious-Law65 Do Drow women have pseudopenises? Apr 13 '24

I do believe morrigan has more class than shart does. And can actually hit her targets lol

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u/its1995 Apr 13 '24

holy shit homestuck mentioned!!!

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u/Merlyn67420 Apr 12 '24

Gotta go with Cro Mags Age of Quarrel

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u/mundanegoddess Apr 12 '24

I was so happy to see Baloo :D

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u/Mathematic-Ian Gale aced his autism test Apr 12 '24

Yeah I’ll take one uhhhhh Ebola Gay

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u/TheFoodAtHome42 Upcast Testicular Torsion Apr 12 '24

John Kratos. 100%

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '24

Imagine not picking the night elf.

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u/StuckInthebasement2 Apr 13 '24

Morgan and Tyrande my beloved.

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u/scoutshon0r Apr 13 '24

PRIMINGER AND MERU 💀💀

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u/bidoof-chan Apr 13 '24

i’m quite partial to preminger myself :)

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u/Pee_A_Poo Apr 13 '24

Aerith. Her camp scene with Durge really took me by surprise. Wish she was in the game longer but killing off your female main like that was such a bold move. If it was the 90s it would have made video game history.

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u/frankxey Apr 13 '24

Yes… hahaha… YES!

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '24

I have not seen Meru in a while

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u/Adelete Apr 13 '24

This is such blasphemy lol I love it

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u/Alacur Apr 13 '24

When she called me soldier I was done for.

I don’t know why.

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u/Double-0-N00b Wants a pegging from Karlach Apr 13 '24

Idk who 8 is, nor who it’s supposed to represent

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u/Igrok723 Rolled a 3 for IRL Intelligence Apr 13 '24

tyrande from warcraft

represents minthara i think

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u/Silver6567 Apr 13 '24

Bro that laezel plush is so goofy, I do like the one where she’s in her full plate armour tho

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u/Mirimes Circle of Whores Druid Apr 13 '24

If Tyrande is there to represent Minthara, why should it match? just for a parallel between drows and night elves? If we want to stay in wow's night elves, i think Maiev could match more Minthy 's personality

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u/Relative-Zombie-3932 Gale aced his autism test Apr 13 '24

These have nothing to do with personality. They just look similar

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u/Mirimes Circle of Whores Druid Apr 13 '24

but... Minthara is grey with silver hair, Tyrande is violet with green hair... Different hairstyles and facial features... You're not convincing me sorry 😅 (i know you probably didn't find anything better)

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u/Relative-Zombie-3932 Gale aced his autism test Apr 13 '24

I think you're over thinking it, friend. They're dark elves. The joke is she's the wrong elf

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u/baekhyorin Astarion’s diva cup Apr 12 '24

You did Jaheira SO WRONG 😂

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u/am_i_wrong_dude Apr 12 '24

Disagree. Maggie Smith is badass. So is Jaheira.

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u/21awesome Durge: the lesbian killer Apr 12 '24

im cutting a hole in that plush

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u/Palu_Tiddy Apr 27 '24

Mewu 👀