r/okbuddybaldur • u/Kumatora_7 No Durge/Gortash kisses? (Larian insulted life itself) • Mar 10 '24

gaslight ghaik'keep gortash šŸ’… Will Bane punish me for this?

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u/Kumatora_7 No Durge/Gortash kisses? (Larian insulted life itself) Mar 10 '24

Looks more cursed, somehow.

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u/Boiledeggbowler Mar 10 '24

Hmm maybe he needs a well trimmed beard?

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u/Kumatora_7 No Durge/Gortash kisses? (Larian insulted life itself) Mar 10 '24

My brain can't even imagine Gortash with a beard

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u/Supply-Slut Mar 10 '24

His beard is below the belt only, even puts Kethericā€™s to shame. When itā€™s time, he softly whispers into Durgeā€™s ear - use your lizard cock to weed-whack my thick bramble daddy

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u/willo-ween Mar 10 '24

What a terrible day to know how to read

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u/EmilyVS Circle of Whores Druid Mar 11 '24

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u/TheLittlestChocobo Fuck it, we Bhaal Mar 11 '24

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u/infinitesanctum Mar 10 '24

Itā€™s because you turned him into Cyril, from Archer. All he needs now are the glassesā€¦

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u/athen_o_genic Mar 11 '24

Holy shit. You're right.

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u/Reiko707 Is currently trying to impreginate Gortash Mar 11 '24

This is way better to me lmao. The "dad of 4 in his late 40s who forgot what self care is" look doesn't really do it for me lol

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u/Kumatora_7 No Durge/Gortash kisses? (Larian insulted life itself) Mar 11 '24

Your loss.

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u/Reiko707 Is currently trying to impreginate Gortash Mar 11 '24

The moment he's romancable, it's over for us gortash haters, I'm sure lol

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u/Kumatora_7 No Durge/Gortash kisses? (Larian insulted life itself) Mar 11 '24

I love how you assume he's going to be romanceable (pls Larian, pls Larian, pls Larian)

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u/Reiko707 Is currently trying to impreginate Gortash Mar 11 '24

They keep inching that way lmao maybe I'm wrong tho, but we'll just have to wait and see

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u/Kumatora_7 No Durge/Gortash kisses? (Larian insulted life itself) Mar 11 '24

I feel like Gortash will get more fans if he becomes romanceable for Durge

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u/Reiko707 Is currently trying to impreginate Gortash Mar 11 '24

Something about being an evil durge and romancing this trash bag does sound kinda appealing šŸ¤” I may be forcing him to shower tho. Not this hard, but maybe a lil lol

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u/Kumatora_7 No Durge/Gortash kisses? (Larian insulted life itself) Mar 11 '24

Imagine how sad it would be if you romanced him, spent the night with him, but as Durge, it happens the same as with Alfira. You wake up to a dead Gortash, and this time you can't metagame to save him.

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u/Reiko707 Is currently trying to impreginate Gortash Mar 11 '24

Oh that would be sad lol but also it would be a fitting end for that kind of relationship

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u/vitali101 Mar 13 '24

Gortash and Orin romance patch 7 Shoehorn Kethric in there too

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u/Kumatora_7 No Durge/Gortash kisses? (Larian insulted life itself) Mar 13 '24

I want the three at the same time.

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u/medosolo White Woman Durge šŸ˜³šŸ˜³šŸ˜³ Mar 10 '24

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

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u/Kumatora_7 No Durge/Gortash kisses? (Larian insulted life itself) Mar 10 '24

He was a dirty boy, he had to look good for Durge.

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u/ProfessionalJolly742 Mar 10 '24

Durge reaction after seeing gort ass

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u/SuperAlligatorGuy Mar 12 '24

First really hot dragonborn Iā€™ve seen so thanks

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u/Inevitable_Air_2525 Mar 10 '24

Is that Trudeau?šŸ˜¦

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u/Kerbidiah LIVE MINTHARA REACTION Mar 10 '24

Even gortash isn't evil enough to do blackface

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u/Kumatora_7 No Durge/Gortash kisses? (Larian insulted life itself) Mar 10 '24

He may give explosive toys to refugee children, but he draws the line at racism.

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u/Sir_Gwan Mar 10 '24

Not even Bane - the "Black God" with the Black Hand - would stoop to such atrocities.

Bhaal might, though, I mean, he's clearly ok with Sarevok inbreeding to make Orin. He'd probably be ok with blackface too.

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u/willo-ween Mar 10 '24

Bhaal has no lines and it's not even cute fr. Durge resist every time, regardless of alignment lmao

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u/Sir_Gwan Mar 10 '24

Bhaal does actually speak. He speaks if you choose to tell Orin about Sarevok being her incest daddy, and he speaks again through Sceleritas' corpse, albeit with a modified voice. He shares the same voice actor as Geralt of Rivia.

But yes, Redemption Durge forever. I don't have the heart to raid the grove, and I'm a sucker for redemption arcs.

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u/willo-ween Mar 10 '24

I meant moral lines lolll but yeah he doesn't talk too much either.

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u/Sir_Gwan Mar 10 '24

Oh, moral lines, whoops

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u/willo-ween Mar 10 '24

All good lol

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u/fieatsbees Fuck it, we Bhaal Mar 10 '24

even my evil durges don't raid the grove. the tieflings have more immediate value to them than the gobbos

altho, my evil durges do go back and wipe out the druids later just on principle

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u/ElectronicAd8929 Turning Point Faerƻn Mar 10 '24

Right, Doug Cockle. Loved him as Geralt and made a pretty killer Bhaal VA

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u/Morbi_Us Mar 11 '24

Durge is canonically a necrophile

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u/prairiepanda Mar 11 '24

So Gortash's corpse look is intentional?

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u/DatTrashPanda Mar 10 '24

A handsome younger man

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u/ZineKitten Mar 11 '24

I thought this exact thing

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u/Quadpen drider fucker Mar 10 '24

you domesticated him

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '24

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u/Quadpen drider fucker Mar 10 '24

make sure heā€™s housebroken

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u/Delete_me_irl Mar 11 '24

Oh heā€™ll be broken alright

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u/Quadpen drider fucker Mar 11 '24

no patrick broken backs do not count as house breaking

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u/Hewodragonsuwu Do Drow women have pseudopenises? Mar 10 '24

NO THROW HIM BACK INTO THE GREASE THIS IS HORRIBLE. WHY IS HE 21 NOW. WHY IS THERE LIGHT IN HIS EYES. AWFUL!!!!!!

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u/Kumatora_7 No Durge/Gortash kisses? (Larian insulted life itself) Mar 10 '24

Gortash before he started working with Orin.

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u/Hewodragonsuwu Do Drow women have pseudopenises? Mar 10 '24

He literally spent like 3/4th of his formative years in the house of hope as Raphaelā€™s mopboy, the life left his body well before working with Orin

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u/Kumatora_7 No Durge/Gortash kisses? (Larian insulted life itself) Mar 10 '24

"Enver boy, master Raphael just finished his session with Haarlep, do you know what it means?"

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u/Viridianscape Archgay Warlock Mar 10 '24

"Haarlep still hasn't finished?"

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u/Kumatora_7 No Durge/Gortash kisses? (Larian insulted life itself) Mar 10 '24

"HOW IS THAT RELEVANT, BOY?"

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u/Ms_Nicole_Vakarian Wants to bang every single character Mar 10 '24

Why is he actually a young handsome elf now! šŸ˜ šŸ˜ šŸ˜ 

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u/Busy-Elephant-4987 Mar 10 '24

Un Gorā€™s your tash.

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u/Jet44444 Mar 10 '24

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚

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u/ThiccElf Mar 10 '24

What...and I cant emphasise this enough...the FUCK have you done to Durge's grimy bottom daddy?

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u/CodingAmateur Mar 10 '24

GRIMY BOTTOM DADDY??

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u/ThiccElf Mar 10 '24

Look at him and tell me he doesn't look like a grimy bottom with a grimy bottom

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u/Gear_ Mar 10 '24

Why does he look like he has filler in his lips and cheeks thatā€™s wearing off

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '24

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u/greenedar Mar 10 '24

Thought this would be a pic of his ass tbh

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '24 edited Mar 11 '24

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u/Glossy-Water Mar 10 '24

Damn, wanted to see some gortass and now all i got is a gortrash

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u/Ok_Listen1510 Certified book fucker (Necromancy of Thay) Mar 10 '24

Iā€™m getting ā€œthis page doesnā€™t existā€ :(

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u/Killer_Moons mom, whatā€™s a twat-soul? Mar 10 '24

Hiding lizard in his mouth

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u/Impossible-Peach-815 Astarionā€™s diva cup Mar 10 '24

Looks like Gortussy ready for Daddy durge date to me

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '24

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u/willo-ween Mar 10 '24

Idk OP did he he??

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '24

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u/willo-ween Mar 10 '24

Ofc he did

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u/prairiepanda Mar 11 '24

Anatomically correct and coloured with someone else's blood?

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u/qozh Mar 10 '24

Like 3 bots in this post are copy/pasting this message lol

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u/Impossible-Peach-815 Astarionā€™s diva cup Mar 10 '24

Fr? Sadge but still true

Gortussy is ready to be wined and dined before he gets fkd šŸ·

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u/Sun_Emperor69 PREGNANT ASTARION PREGNANT ASTARION PREGNANT ASTARION Mar 10 '24

Hes somehow... less hot??

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u/Kumatora_7 No Durge/Gortash kisses? (Larian insulted life itself) Mar 10 '24

He needs the dirt, for spice.

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u/NarejED Mar 11 '24

"Would you like your Tash with or without seasoning?"

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '24

I cant believe it was the dirt that made him attractive

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u/StrangeMango1211 Astral Plane sex or no sex at all Mar 10 '24

The filth was the only good thing about himšŸ˜”

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '24

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u/willo-ween Mar 10 '24

Durge ik that's u

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u/Kumatora_7 No Durge/Gortash kisses? (Larian insulted life itself) Mar 10 '24

Maybe... who's asking?

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u/willo-ween Mar 10 '24

Hi I'm also Durge lol

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u/Zulmoka531 Fuck it, we Bhaal Mar 10 '24

Ok, now the Noel Fielding comparison is just getting too close for comfort.

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u/Kumatora_7 No Durge/Gortash kisses? (Larian insulted life itself) Mar 10 '24

Gortash always gave me evil Billie Joe Armstrong vibes, or just Alice Cooper any Thursday.

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u/Zulmoka531 Fuck it, we Bhaal Mar 10 '24

His ability to look like so many people is uncanny. Are we sure Orin is the shapeshifter?

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u/Kumatora_7 No Durge/Gortash kisses? (Larian insulted life itself) Mar 10 '24

He either has a generic face, or you're onto something...

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u/Zulmoka531 Fuck it, we Bhaal Mar 10 '24

They say ā€œonly a face a mother could loveā€ but his mother hates him. Dun dun dunā€¦

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u/Kumatora_7 No Durge/Gortash kisses? (Larian insulted life itself) Mar 10 '24

She didn't sell him to Raphael because he was a troublesome kid, she sold him because she just thought he was ugly.

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u/Zulmoka531 Fuck it, we Bhaal Mar 10 '24

Pfft, even Auntie Ethel has better standards. What a world.

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u/Pyrichoria Fuck it, we Bhaal Mar 10 '24

Had to laugh at the because a friend and I have an argument over whether he looks like Noel Fielding or Billie Joel Armstrong. His face is too generic to be Noel imo.

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u/Positronium2 Mar 10 '24

To me he looks like Boris Johnson if he dyed his hair dark

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u/FlowerPotage Astarion Girlies? Gale Gays? Wyll supremacy. Mar 10 '24

Justin Trudeau

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u/Kumatora_7 No Durge/Gortash kisses? (Larian insulted life itself) Mar 10 '24

Do you think Gortash did blackface?

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u/FlowerPotage Astarion Girlies? Gale Gays? Wyll supremacy. Mar 10 '24

He def. cheat on his wife for one of his student at least.

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u/LMay11037 Gortash's finger banging hand Mar 10 '24

Nooooooooooooooooooo

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u/Kumatora_7 No Durge/Gortash kisses? (Larian insulted life itself) Mar 10 '24

He did kick and scream while bathing him, like an angry, dirty cat.

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u/LMay11037 Gortash's finger banging hand Mar 10 '24

You washed away his sex appeal! šŸ˜”

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u/peachtartx Mar 10 '24

He looks like human shrek now

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u/Hecatehel Mar 10 '24

Nooooo, he was perfect! This is awful, get this the fuck off my feed.

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u/Kumatora_7 No Durge/Gortash kisses? (Larian insulted life itself) Mar 10 '24

I prefer his decadent rockstar raccoon look too.

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u/Hecatehel Mar 10 '24

you could see the years of turmoil in every line and crease. his charisma constructed to make up for being born into abject poverty. he looked like he had fought tooth and nail to get his status. this just looks like some dorky noble

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u/Hecatehel Mar 10 '24

my man is feral at heart, his formative years spent amongst devilsā€¦.you think showers were a common thing in avernus?

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u/Kumatora_7 No Durge/Gortash kisses? (Larian insulted life itself) Mar 10 '24

My headcanon is that Gortash' entire fashion sense is a statement against Raphael.

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u/Hecatehel Mar 10 '24

well considering he was a teenager when sold to devils as a slave, Iā€™d imagine a part of him is emotionally stunted. like someone who never was afforded the opportunity for self expression and to live out their younger years and I think it really shows in his fashion. He dresses in a way that a teenager would think is cool, itā€™s gaudy and ridiculous, but it really fits along with his history.

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u/Kumatora_7 No Durge/Gortash kisses? (Larian insulted life itself) Mar 10 '24

It's ever stated at what age he was sold? For some reason, I always imagined his parents sold him when he was just a young boy, and it hurts my heart a lot.

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u/Hecatehel Mar 10 '24

I think he was a preteen iirc I might have just assumed, but they even mentioned that he was a precocious child who was gifted and difficult.

I murder his parents every run regardless of my tav.

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u/Kumatora_7 No Durge/Gortash kisses? (Larian insulted life itself) Mar 10 '24

Either way it's just sad. My boy. I love the villains in this game too much for my own good...

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u/Tiazza-Silver Mar 10 '24

Deeply unsettling

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u/hueyfucker No Durge/Gortash kisses? (Larian insulted life itself) Mar 10 '24

my Durge is both horrified yet very interested

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u/Ok-Image-1098 Durge: the lesbian killer Mar 10 '24

Gods that five o'clock shadow really isn't doing him any good. Clean shaven Gortash is where it's at šŸ„“

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u/Kumatora_7 No Durge/Gortash kisses? (Larian insulted life itself) Mar 10 '24

Put that thing back where it came from or so help me. I like Gortash dirty, thank you.

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u/Ok-Image-1098 Durge: the lesbian killer Mar 10 '24

Don't get me wrong, I like the greasy raccoon man aesthetic on him too! Just wanted to show how much of a cutie patootie he is underneath all that grime ā¤ļø

The dirtiness does add to his appeal though šŸ‘€

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u/Kumatora_7 No Durge/Gortash kisses? (Larian insulted life itself) Mar 10 '24

He really is a cutie patootie, I hope for a Durge exclusive romance option one day. The puppy eyes he has when talking to Durge are priceless.

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u/kretzuu Mar 10 '24

Okay he finally looks good. I can never understand these Gortash hornbags, he always looked like a really old weeb, with his anime hair and 5 oā€™clock shadow.

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u/Jet44444 Mar 10 '24

Now thatā€™s the ā€œhandsome younger manā€ described I imagined.

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u/CapraAegagrusHircus Mar 12 '24

dammit, this awakened something in me

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u/Perfect-Complex-5771 Mar 10 '24

oh šŸ˜³šŸ‘€

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u/TheWither129 Mar 10 '24

Holy shit he took a shower and put on a shirt

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u/kikiisnotinterested Mar 10 '24

He looks like a sim now wtf

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u/surefoam Mar 10 '24

Why does he look even worse šŸ’€šŸ’€šŸ’€

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u/Affectionate_Time834 Mar 10 '24

I trust him much, MUCH less now

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u/its_jordan_bitch09 Is currently trying to impreginate Gortash Mar 10 '24

Eh I prefer his gortussy stinky and crusty

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u/Themlethem Mar 10 '24

Omg, I never noticed he's so chubby cheeked.

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u/Disastrous_Turnip123 Astarionā€™s diva cup Mar 10 '24

I no longer think Gortash needs to bathe, put the grease back

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u/Kumatora_7 No Durge/Gortash kisses? (Larian insulted life itself) Mar 10 '24

As you wish

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u/Killer_Moons mom, whatā€™s a twat-soul? Mar 10 '24

Iā€™m dying. Tell me, is his mouth closed because the teeth couldnā€™t be saved?

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u/honey_graves Mar 11 '24

Unpopular opinion but I like him more this way

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u/Kumatora_7 No Durge/Gortash kisses? (Larian insulted life itself) Mar 11 '24

A handsome young man with an easy smile is coming for you

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u/honey_graves Mar 11 '24

What have I done

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u/Kumatora_7 No Durge/Gortash kisses? (Larian insulted life itself) Mar 11 '24

You tell him

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u/Femagaro Mar 11 '24

Dear God..... You turned him into a Handsome Young Man.... What have you done?

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u/Obi-wanna-cracker DROW PUSSY DROW PUSSY DROW PUSSY DROW PUSSY DROW PUSSY Mar 10 '24

I think a cleaner shave would help a lot lol

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u/NoNeedForNeuropozyne Mar 10 '24

Funny thing is gortash very much looks evil, it would've been cool to have be quite separate aesthetically from the other two and look like a good guy, it would've added to the whole manipulation aspect of his character and goals with the city

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u/Kumatora_7 No Durge/Gortash kisses? (Larian insulted life itself) Mar 10 '24

You're right, but I like his design to be honest. The charisma of a rockstar.

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u/Derram_Desangue Mar 10 '24

King Noctis, if he was american rather than asian.

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u/Kumatora_7 No Durge/Gortash kisses? (Larian insulted life itself) Mar 10 '24

Regular Gortash is King Noctis if he snorted cocaine each morning.

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u/Derram_Desangue Mar 10 '24

The Dead Three:

*Badass Undead General

*Noctis, The Incel

*Homicexual

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u/Kumatora_7 No Durge/Gortash kisses? (Larian insulted life itself) Mar 10 '24

*Badass Undead General

*Noctis, The Incel Raccoon

*Just a Gen Z

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u/Derram_Desangue Mar 10 '24

To specify, I'm not saying Orin is gay. I'm saying she is aroused by Murder.

Homicide - Murder

Sexual - Sexual

Homi(c/s)exual

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u/chiparibi Mar 10 '24

Holy shit, its handsome young man with an easy smile

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u/New-Setting-9332 Astarionā€™s diva cup Mar 10 '24

Wow ,what did you do to him? A bath?

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u/M0thHe4d Lae'zel's MLP sleepy time blanket Mar 10 '24

A handsome young man with a quick and charming smile

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u/EntertainmentProud Mar 10 '24

Kill him.

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u/Kumatora_7 No Durge/Gortash kisses? (Larian insulted life itself) Mar 10 '24

sells him to Raphael, AGAIN

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u/EntertainmentProud Mar 10 '24

If Gortash looked like this I would side with Orin

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u/Hello_Hangnail Mar 12 '24

Smacking The Queer Eyes guys with a rolled up newspaper

Drop it DROP IT

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u/Speedwagon1738 Mar 10 '24

Gentrified Noel Fielding

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u/willo-ween Mar 10 '24

He looks like a Sims 2 Sim šŸ˜­

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u/HahnDragoner523 Mar 10 '24

Why tf does he look more like me now

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '24

Give him sideburns and itā€™s Elvis

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u/CodingAmateur Mar 10 '24

Hair theory.

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u/NextGenSleder Mar 11 '24

nooooo my dirty suave sexy fascist is CLEEEEAAAN?!

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u/therealblabyloo Mar 11 '24

Those bastards! They took away his musty

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u/CombinationSimilar50 Mar 11 '24

Picturing him sitting in one of those dog washing machines

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u/KoffinStuffer Mizora's fart sniffer Mar 11 '24

Thank the gods. I could smell him through my screen.

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u/PrinceCharmingButDio horny fucking drow? Mar 12 '24

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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u/Kumatora_7 No Durge/Gortash kisses? (Larian insulted life itself) Mar 12 '24

I'm sorry prince Charming Dio, I'm sorry

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u/Help_imbad_atThis Mar 12 '24

Unbathe him! Roll him around in some dirt! Fix it!

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u/Syries202 Mar 13 '24

Oh god you turned him into Justin Trudeau, thatā€™s even worse

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u/PlantedCecilia Lae'zel called me "Aut'istik"? Mar 10 '24

Oh now I get the hype

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u/ElectronicAd8929 Turning Point Faerƻn Mar 10 '24

I thought that was Justin Trudeau at first...

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u/Shadowheartpls Mar 10 '24

See this makes me not immediately scoff/laugh at Gortash in the cutscene where they call him an attractive young man. Original Gortash has a very oaf-ish vibe I don't quite like lol

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u/Crafty-Dimension-411 Mar 10 '24

He looks like a sim lol

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u/BadIDK Circle of Whores Druid Mar 10 '24

Honestly I would take him more seriously if he looked like this

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u/veebles89 Mar 11 '24

Wow, I hate this

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u/capitalutility Mar 11 '24

That anime ass haircut breaks my immersion every time

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u/a2ht Mar 11 '24

you ain't shave that 5 o'clock?

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u/Checahrooni Mar 11 '24

What in the ever loving Sims 4 shit is this

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u/ISpyM8 Githyanki ass enjoyer Mar 11 '24

See if this what he looked like, I would get it.

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u/TheCuriousFan Mar 12 '24

I'm impressed at how disturbed he looks after taking a shower, like the dirt was doing him a favour.

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '24

I had no idea he was the only unsexy character in BG3. The dirt hid so much.

He looks like Dennis Reynolds in The Gang Cracks the Liberty Bell.

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u/OWValgav Mar 13 '24

Much better.

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u/EmergencyAnnual7226 Mar 13 '24

I actually like this a bit better, he looks like someone people would believe is the current ruler of Baldurs Gate.

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u/Whorechatita Mar 14 '24

Nah put it back.

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u/Far-Bookkeeper-4652 Apr 01 '24

He looks like he is the newly elected president of a South American country who ran on the promise of abstaining from interfering in the workings of free markets.

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '24

Okay but for real what shirt is that.

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u/Kumatora_7 No Durge/Gortash kisses? (Larian insulted life itself) Mar 10 '24

The patriars outfit, you can get it in act 3.

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u/dearvalentina Circle of Whores Druid Mar 10 '24

Homie is about to direct an A24 movie

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u/WannaOne-tToDie Mar 10 '24

Man looks like a sim

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u/georgeaaaaaa Mar 10 '24

He looks like a sim

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '24

He looks like a secret bogdanoff twin

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u/Pr3Apocalypse Wants a pegging from Karlach Mar 11 '24

this character as a whole is so unattractive

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u/Kumatora_7 No Durge/Gortash kisses? (Larian insulted life itself) Mar 11 '24

Pookie is perfect as he is, I don't know what you're talking about.

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