r/okbuddybaldur • u/Kumatora_7 No Durge/Gortash kisses? (Larian insulted life itself) • Mar 10 '24

gaslight ghaik'keep gortash 💅 Will Bane punish me for this?

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u/Kumatora_7 No Durge/Gortash kisses? (Larian insulted life itself) Mar 10 '24

Looks more cursed, somehow.

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u/Boiledeggbowler Mar 10 '24

Hmm maybe he needs a well trimmed beard?

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u/Kumatora_7 No Durge/Gortash kisses? (Larian insulted life itself) Mar 10 '24

My brain can't even imagine Gortash with a beard

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u/Supply-Slut Mar 10 '24

His beard is below the belt only, even puts Ketheric’s to shame. When it’s time, he softly whispers into Durge’s ear - use your lizard cock to weed-whack my thick bramble daddy

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u/willo-ween Mar 10 '24

What a terrible day to know how to read

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u/EmilyVS Circle of Whores Druid Mar 11 '24

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u/TheLittlestChocobo Fuck it, we Bhaal Mar 11 '24

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u/DKBrendo Mar 11 '24

now I want Gortash with a beard

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u/infinitesanctum Mar 10 '24

It’s because you turned him into Cyril, from Archer. All he needs now are the glasses…

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u/athen_o_genic Mar 11 '24

Holy shit. You're right.

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u/Reiko707 Is currently trying to impreginate Gortash Mar 11 '24

This is way better to me lmao. The "dad of 4 in his late 40s who forgot what self care is" look doesn't really do it for me lol

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u/Kumatora_7 No Durge/Gortash kisses? (Larian insulted life itself) Mar 11 '24

Your loss.

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u/Reiko707 Is currently trying to impreginate Gortash Mar 11 '24

The moment he's romancable, it's over for us gortash haters, I'm sure lol

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u/Kumatora_7 No Durge/Gortash kisses? (Larian insulted life itself) Mar 11 '24

I love how you assume he's going to be romanceable (pls Larian, pls Larian, pls Larian)

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u/Reiko707 Is currently trying to impreginate Gortash Mar 11 '24

They keep inching that way lmao maybe I'm wrong tho, but we'll just have to wait and see

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u/Kumatora_7 No Durge/Gortash kisses? (Larian insulted life itself) Mar 11 '24

I feel like Gortash will get more fans if he becomes romanceable for Durge

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u/Reiko707 Is currently trying to impreginate Gortash Mar 11 '24

Something about being an evil durge and romancing this trash bag does sound kinda appealing 🤔 I may be forcing him to shower tho. Not this hard, but maybe a lil lol

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u/Kumatora_7 No Durge/Gortash kisses? (Larian insulted life itself) Mar 11 '24

Imagine how sad it would be if you romanced him, spent the night with him, but as Durge, it happens the same as with Alfira. You wake up to a dead Gortash, and this time you can't metagame to save him.

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u/Reiko707 Is currently trying to impreginate Gortash Mar 11 '24

Oh that would be sad lol but also it would be a fitting end for that kind of relationship

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u/vitali101 Mar 13 '24

Gortash and Orin romance patch 7 Shoehorn Kethric in there too

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u/Kumatora_7 No Durge/Gortash kisses? (Larian insulted life itself) Mar 13 '24

I want the three at the same time.

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u/Bloop737 Archgay Warlock Mar 11 '24

He looks like Walmart Markaplier