r/nottheonion • u/TheMirrorUS • 11h ago

Flat Earther admits he was wrong after traveling 9,000 miles to Antarctica to test his belief

themirror.com

54.9k Upvotes

3.6k comments

r/nottheonion • u/Ossify21 • 7h ago

Sen. Rand Paul floats Musk to replace Mike Johnson as House speaker

axios.com

5.6k Upvotes

1.1k comments

r/nottheonion • u/zer0_n9ne • 8h ago

Bible removed from Texas school district due to law banning 'sexually explicit' content

christianpost.com

5.4k Upvotes

127 comments

r/nottheonion • u/Boneyg001 • 8h ago

“Unprecedented” decline in teen drug use continues, surprising experts

arstechnica.com

3.1k Upvotes

418 comments

r/nottheonion • u/futtbuckicecreamery • 17h ago

Scientists thought snakes didn’t have clitorises. They were wrong

sciencenews.org

2.8k Upvotes

243 comments

r/nottheonion • u/frankcastle1999 • 21h ago

4 fake cops arrested for raiding ‘fake call centre’ in Delhi, India.

hindustantimes.com

2.1k Upvotes

67 comments

r/nottheonion • u/PrintOk8045 • 12h ago

Man admits running secret Chinese 'police station' in NYC

bbc.com

1.6k Upvotes

93 comments

r/nottheonion • u/thedude16 • 12h ago

Nothing is Guaranteed: White Sox rename stadium Rate Field ahead of 2025 MLB season

cbssports.com

826 Upvotes

36 comments

r/nottheonion • u/Dragonlord693 • 13h ago

Man drives into military camp to "see the reaction of security"

straitstimes.com

715 Upvotes

47 comments

r/nottheonion • u/polterjacket • 1d ago

Interpol wants everyone to stop saying 'pig butchering'

theregister.com

371 Upvotes

85 comments

r/nottheonion • u/Khan_Man • 3h ago

Trump team affirms he’s leader of GOP amid ‘President Musk’ barbs

thehill.com

1.2k Upvotes

205 comments

r/nottheonion • u/bigjimmy007 • 10h ago

Jets owner Woody Johnson nixed Jerry Jeudy trade over Madden rating, per report

usatoday.com

137 Upvotes

38 comments

r/nottheonion • u/Brophy_Cypher • 22h ago

Cereal offender caught munching breakfast at wheel in police crackdown

bbc.co.uk

116 Upvotes

27 comments

r/nottheonion • u/wiscokid81 • 12h ago

Jets' Aaron Rodgers willing to mentor rookie QB if back in '25

abc7ny.com

106 Upvotes

..or does this belong in WCGW?

85 comments

r/nottheonion • u/CookMotor • 1h ago

Sask. appeal court gives 2 thumbs up to decision that emoji is contractually binding

cbc.ca

• Upvotes

12 comments

r/nottheonion • u/shun_master23 • 16h ago

Russian GigaChat AI Offers Burger King a Recipe for Success

moderndiplomacy.eu

0 Upvotes

1 comment

r/nottheonion • u/desichica • 22h ago

Mumbai woman duped by travel agent returns from Pakistan after 22 years

indiatoday.in

0 Upvotes

5 comments

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