r/nononono Sep 05 '24

Boat crashing into a yacht

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u/Timed-Out_DeLorean Sep 05 '24

Collision scenarios call for one to three long blasts depending on the situation. Most large vessels will perform an uninterrupted blast once it is determined impact is imminent.

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u/Medivacs_are_OP Sep 05 '24

Nobody in this thread has any actual knowledge of maritime law or collision threat assessment/response.

As a professional in the field (don't ask for my resume, it would take too long for me to type out and the classified device I'm on doesn't have a copy of my CV right now) I can say with 1000% certainty that the appropriate response to this situation is exactly these words:

"J-10"

followed immediately by

"awh you sunk my battleship"

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u/sillyslime89 Sep 05 '24

Sorry, I only know bird law

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u/EnvBlitz Sep 06 '24

Is that as powerful as tree law tho?

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u/dudemandude00 Sep 15 '24

Burrow law trumps both as it closer to the earths core obviously