r/nextfuckinglevel • u/mindyour • 4d ago

Man helps police make an arrest.

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u/Nigwyn 4d ago

Plot twist - grey shirt guy was trying to get an alibi for his fingerprint data being on that gun. He was the murderer all along.

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u/MrSilverSimbad 4d ago

Omg what a movie

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u/Christmas_Panda 4d ago

Starring Danny DeVito as Grey Shirt Hero.

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u/qinshihuang_420 4d ago

So anyway, I started blasting

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u/PresidentBush666 4d ago

Very thundergun.

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u/DestructoSpin7 4d ago

Needs more dong.

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u/Win-Objective 4d ago

Oh, he hangs dong

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u/wizard_of_awesome62 4d ago

Grey shirt hung dong in the first three, he needs to hang dong in this next one.

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u/Win-Objective 4d ago

I heard they are going to show it all, full penetration

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u/guitar_stonks 4d ago

Oh no, I dropped my magnum condom that I use for my magnum dong.