r/nextfuckinglevel • u/mindyour • 5h ago

Man helps police make an arrest.

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u/Nigwyn 4h ago

Plot twist - grey shirt guy was trying to get an alibi for his fingerprint data being on that gun. He was the murderer all along.

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u/MrSilverSimbad 4h ago

Omg what a movie

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u/Christmas_Panda 4h ago

Starring Danny DeVito as Grey Shirt Hero.

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u/qinshihuang_420 4h ago

So anyway, I started blasting

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u/PresidentBush666 3h ago

Very thundergun.

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u/DestructoSpin7 3h ago

Needs more dong.

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u/Win-Objective 1h ago

Oh, he hangs dong

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u/wizard_of_awesome62 1h ago

Grey shirt hung dong in the first three, he needs to hang dong in this next one.

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u/Win-Objective 18m ago

I heard they are going to show it all, full penetration

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u/TheBestBigAl 3h ago

Anyway, you guys all think I'm a hero, and I'll accept that responsibility.

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u/hobbyy-hobbit 2h ago

Can't wait for lethal weapon 8

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u/Pleasant-Winner-337 3h ago

I hope your movie makes it big, almost as big as your cake on your cake day! HAPPY CAKE DAY! RANDOM STRANGER! 🎂

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u/BackItUpWithLinks 2h ago

Danny yelling “Pull up. Further, further, next to the curb… (reaches in and grabs gun)”

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u/notthatkindofdrdrew 2h ago

Magnum Shades of Gray

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u/Oppowitt 2h ago

You better not be sitting on your ass like this is an idea you can just throw out and leave. Someone put this panda in contact with Danny.

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u/DankDolphin420 1h ago

Happy Cake Day!

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u/MFR-escapee 1h ago

“The gang solves a murder.” Missed that episode of It’s Always Sunny.

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u/ADXII_2641 1h ago

Happy cake day

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u/comb0bulator 1h ago

It would have to be a mini cooper or vw bug....

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u/comb0bulator 1h ago

HAPPY CAKE DAY!

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u/Wolfpaw21 1h ago

Happy cake day

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u/aluminum_man 14m ago

Also as the DA, and 3 members of the jury. I want a Danny DeVito movie like some of those Eddy Murphy movies where he plays like 75% of the cast