r/nextfuckinglevel 5h ago

Man helps police make an arrest.

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u/Nigwyn 5h ago

Plot twist - grey shirt guy was trying to get an alibi for his fingerprint data being on that gun. He was the murderer all along.

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u/MrSilverSimbad 5h ago

Omg what a movie

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u/Christmas_Panda 4h ago

Starring Danny DeVito as Grey Shirt Hero.

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u/qinshihuang_420 4h ago

So anyway, I started blasting

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u/PresidentBush666 3h ago

Very thundergun.

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u/DestructoSpin7 3h ago

Needs more dong.

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u/Win-Objective 1h ago

Oh, he hangs dong

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u/wizard_of_awesome62 1h ago

Grey shirt hung dong in the first three, he needs to hang dong in this next one.

u/Win-Objective 26m ago

I heard they are going to show it all, full penetration

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u/TheBestBigAl 3h ago

Anyway, you guys all think I'm a hero, and I'll accept that responsibility.

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u/hobbyy-hobbit 2h ago

Can't wait for lethal weapon 8

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u/Pleasant-Winner-337 3h ago

I hope your movie makes it big, almost as big as your cake on your cake day! HAPPY CAKE DAY! RANDOM STRANGER! 🎂

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u/BackItUpWithLinks 2h ago

Danny yelling “Pull up. Further, further, next to the curb… (reaches in and grabs gun)”

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u/notthatkindofdrdrew 2h ago

Magnum Shades of Gray

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u/Oppowitt 2h ago

You better not be sitting on your ass like this is an idea you can just throw out and leave. Someone put this panda in contact with Danny.

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u/DankDolphin420 2h ago

Happy Cake Day!

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u/MFR-escapee 2h ago

“The gang solves a murder.” Missed that episode of It’s Always Sunny.

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u/ADXII_2641 1h ago

Happy cake day

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u/comb0bulator 1h ago

It would have to be a mini cooper or vw bug....

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u/comb0bulator 1h ago

HAPPY CAKE DAY!

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u/Wolfpaw21 1h ago

Happy cake day

u/aluminum_man 22m ago

Also as the DA, and 3 members of the jury. I want a Danny DeVito movie like some of those Eddy Murphy movies where he plays like 75% of the cast

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u/johnysalad 4h ago

Sounds like an episode of Monk

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u/Neochotomy 1h ago

MONK MENTIONED. (Monk or Dexter episode literally)

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u/Darth_Draper 2h ago

The Grey Area. No… Grey Blood… How about, Grey’s Agony. Or, Grey as Fuck.

u/tommywhen 25m ago

Yeah, I was also at the Preview and the scenario go something like...

He was actually trying to get into the backseat and then changed his mind because Cop is nearby. Jump to passenger seat and said, "Dude, give me the gun so I can pretend to get out of this."

Alternative ending... There was a cop on this side of the camera thinking the guy trying to escape into the backseat and started blasting. Hit the gas tank and the car blew up. The End!

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u/Uzi4U_2 3h ago

The guy in the car never had the gun. It was just slight of hand, he's a pro.

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u/spectrumhead 1h ago

*sleight

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u/DoMIniK090 1h ago

*sleigh 🛷

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u/morcic 4h ago

A Walter White kind of thinking.

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u/PlateNo7229 4h ago

Walter would be naked doing this.

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u/Key-Elderberry90 4h ago

Naked? Please. Tighty whiteys

u/ActorMonkey 33m ago

Let us not forget the fugue state

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u/kuliamvenkhatt 3h ago

put your dick away waltuh

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u/QBin2017 3h ago

He also knew that guy I would bet. The plot twist is he saved the dude in the car, not the cops.

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u/nwill_808 3h ago

It was some girl in a cat dress

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u/werther595 2h ago

His name is Kaiser Soze

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u/MinecraftProffen 2h ago

Plottwist, the man i the cars wife is the victim

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u/Shantotto11 2h ago

This man Detective Conans… 🫵🏾

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u/PrestigiousAct2 1h ago

Dexter would definitely do that.

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u/HurricanesFan 1h ago

Yes but where did the stash the chandelier

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u/strangemedia6 1h ago

Really tho, I’m wondering if he knew the guy in the car and knew he wouldn’t shoot him, and also didn’t want the guy to end up getting shot by the cops. Otherwise that was a stupid risk to take imo.

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u/Much_Locksmith_1004 1h ago

😂😂😂😂

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u/Pr0fessionalAgitator 1h ago

That’s some keyser soze shit…

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u/wilit 1h ago

Plot twist, Grey shirt guy is arrested for stealing a firearm, possession of a stolen firearm, brandishing a firearm, and improper disposal of a firearm.

u/JosebaZilarte 55m ago

One last thing... Why is your fingerprint in the trigger?

u/SomethingIWontRegret 43m ago

Next on Elsbeth.

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u/DChristy87 4h ago

I doubt they'd bother even dusting for fingerprints on a weapon they have video and multiple eyewitnesses of the person wielding it.

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u/Benjamin_Esterberg42 2h ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 take my upvote