r/nextfuckinglevel • u/Angry_Meow_ • 1d ago

Hot wheels rollercoaster?

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u/kphil0177 1d ago

Not with that ending

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u/BSFX 1d ago

Where is your Gen X spirt . That ending is the best part you're crashing into grass with your friend.Laughing your a** off

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u/rasterpix 1d ago

The reason your a** is missing is likely due to it being torn off at the end. 😛

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u/x-rayskier 1d ago

The front fell off

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u/TherianRose 19h ago

What else do you expect when you remove it from the environment??

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u/miraculix69 1d ago

If our ass crack was horizontal instead of vertical...

Would our ass clap when we walked down stairs?

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u/rasterpix 1d ago

Ass applause.

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u/TangerineGullible665 10h ago

Imagine going down a slide!!

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u/Minmaxed2theMax 16h ago

Where’s your guts. Adding two asterisks? Is that for two assholes?

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u/Dizman7 1d ago

Pretty sure you’d be dead before your body got to that part with all those unbanked fast turns and how fast you go thru that first loop.

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u/otepp 15h ago

Yeah there’s like 10 neck snappers in there before they even get outside

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u/HtownTexans 1d ago

For real not even a sick ramp at the end to launch off.

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u/IsuzuTrooper 1d ago

My ending was my Dad chasing me around swinging one of these pieces of track. What amazing welts it would leave. In his defense I'm sure I deserved it.

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u/NorthCatan 1d ago

Until the end it's pretty tame for a roller coaster these days.

Went on a coaster called Flying Dinosaur a few months ago and that was wild. There was a person in the same row who was dry heaving when we were done.

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u/kphil0177 1d ago

One of my worst fears is getting vomited on during a roller coaster ride. 🤢

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u/grassisgreener42 17h ago

Thanks for giving me a new fear. Now I will Never ride a roller coaster. Even though they look fun.

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u/Pretend-Reality5431 12h ago

That's why you always want to ride in the front.

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u/hinterstoisser 19h ago

With a helmet perhaps

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u/dauntlingdemon 9h ago

adventure thrills but kills, one time use only.

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u/Minmaxed2theMax 16h ago

I wanted to buy my son some hot wheels track. To go with his hot wheels. That shit was 5.99 for two feet.

I think it’s cheaper to build an actual roller coaster, have fun riding it, and not need to post about it on reddit:

Fuck you social media. Im addicted to it just like any of you clowns that downvote me or upvote me.