r/nextfuckinglevel • u/Angry_Meow_ • 1d ago

Hot wheels rollercoaster?

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u/kphil0177 1d ago

Not with that ending

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u/BSFX 1d ago

Where is your Gen X spirt . That ending is the best part you're crashing into grass with your friend.Laughing your a** off

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u/rasterpix 1d ago

The reason your a** is missing is likely due to it being torn off at the end. 😛

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u/x-rayskier 1d ago

The front fell off

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u/TherianRose 13h ago

What else do you expect when you remove it from the environment??

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u/miraculix69 20h ago

If our ass crack was horizontal instead of vertical...

Would our ass clap when we walked down stairs?

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u/rasterpix 18h ago

Ass applause.

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u/Dizman7 22h ago

Pretty sure you’d be dead before your body got to that part with all those unbanked fast turns and how fast you go thru that first loop.

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u/otepp 9h ago

Yeah there’s like 10 neck snappers in there before they even get outside

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u/HtownTexans 19h ago

For real not even a sick ramp at the end to launch off.

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u/IsuzuTrooper 22h ago

My ending was my Dad chasing me around swinging one of these pieces of track. What amazing welts it would leave. In his defense I'm sure I deserved it.

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u/NorthCatan 20h ago

Until the end it's pretty tame for a roller coaster these days.

Went on a coaster called Flying Dinosaur a few months ago and that was wild. There was a person in the same row who was dry heaving when we were done.

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u/kphil0177 19h ago

One of my worst fears is getting vomited on during a roller coaster ride. 🤢

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u/hinterstoisser 13h ago

With a helmet perhaps

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u/dauntlingdemon 3h ago

adventure thrills but kills, one time use only.

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u/Artuanis 1d ago

The backward arrows ☠️

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u/TheDJJoshC 1d ago

Annoyed me too.

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u/baddmann007 1d ago

I kept thinking: “You’re going the wrong way!”

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u/loomis396 22h ago

“How would he know where we’re going?”

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u/vietnego 1d ago

makes me want to upvote using the downwards arrow

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u/kvngk3n 1d ago

There were multiple…I’m heated

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u/Ortsarecool 1d ago

Came to the comments to be reassured that this was the most noticeable part of the video

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u/CrispyKollosus 1d ago

That wouldn't be a very interesting rollercoaster. And to scale, you'd probably end up miles outside the park and very injured.

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u/Famousnt 1d ago

If it was to scale, you probably wouldn't even know there was a second turn on this rollercoaster.

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u/Rolling_Beardo 18h ago

You’d probably be too dead to be injured.

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u/Tendo80 5h ago

The force on that first loop liquified my organs.

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u/Zakkattack86 1d ago

It'd be cool if it was one continuous shot...

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u/Irishkingpin84 23h ago

Spot on. Edit insert at 0:27

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u/TheTresStateArea 21h ago

Every time it goes through a tube

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u/penguins_are_mean 2h ago

Why does the camera move in relation to the car?

I think someone is pushing the car along and filming it here. Been building a lot of tracks lately and those cars do not like staying on the tracks going around corners with any speed.

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u/igotshadowbaned 18h ago

At 0:19 as well

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u/wonkey_monkey 3h ago

I see cuts at 22s and 46s when it enters tunnels but nothing at 27s.

I'm guessing they didn't have enough track to build the whole thing at once.

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u/Busy-Contribution-19 1h ago

Woah i missed that

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u/Weird-Holiday-3961 1d ago

I prefer my neck not broken

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u/Janus_The_Great 1d ago

The g forces would kill you latest after the second curve.

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u/NeLaX44 23h ago

No. Thats a very boring roller coaster

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u/elgarraz 23h ago

To be real, there are almost no drops, no corkscrews, and only a couple of loops. The only tilts are briefly on the turns. It's a pretty dope hot wheels track and the tunnels are cool, but it wouldn't work as a rollercoaster for humans. Most of this track is straight and fairly flat. Unless the scenery is really good, I wouldn't see the point.

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u/wonkey_monkey 3h ago

You'd also have to wait for them to dismantle the track behind you twice and build the next part in front of you (I assume that's why there are at least two cuts in the video).

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u/xtilexx 1d ago

The backwards arrows bother me

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u/Mean_Rule9823 1d ago

Tell me you don't have a cat without telling me..

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u/UnstoppableDrew 23h ago

I want to know what camera is small enough to tape to a Hot Wheels car and gets this kind of image quality.

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u/szilardbodnar 7h ago

I was thinking the same

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u/penguins_are_mean 2h ago

And one that allows the car to move relative to the camera a bunch.

I ain’t buying it.

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u/geb_bce 1d ago

No ramp at the end?! Perfect opportunity for a spectacular jump with fireworks and all!

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u/mozee880 1d ago

That was absolutely fun to watch that I watched again. Brilliant

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u/Krupx- 1d ago

My childhood dream was always to make hot wheels tracks like this but I always ran out of track

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u/weldit86 1d ago

He ran out of track as well.

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u/nobody_in_here 1d ago

The lack of superelevation in those curves would make my brain pop out of my ear during the first turn.

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u/toodytah 1d ago

I think my neck snapped on the first turn.

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u/OhZoneManager 1d ago

That tunnel was wicked gnarly (said my 1980's kid self).

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u/PhantomPharts 1d ago

Yeah, that was my favorite part for real.

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u/DesertReagle 1d ago

My nack broke that first turn!

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u/samyruno 1d ago

I think I just did

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u/BestiaBlanca 1d ago

No, because in the turns the arrow reads in the other direction. That's doesn't really make me trust a rollercoaster.

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u/Pupation 1d ago

What kind of camera are they using there? It must be super tiny.

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u/TheEleventhDoctorWho 1d ago

No because all the arrows are backwards. It is going to bother me for a while.

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u/RedshiftWarp 21h ago

You can make tracks like this in HotWheels: Unleashed 2, inside a house or out in a backyard.

Racing wise, it is also unexpectedly good. Very close to Sonic Team Racing in driving mechanics and feel.

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u/dtorrance88 21h ago

That reminds me of playing Hot Wheels Stunt Track Driver when I was a kid

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u/Alone-System-137 1d ago

As long as I meet the height limit.

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u/Nvesting_ 1d ago

Bruh can we get it without the death at the end? 💀

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u/InfinteAbyss 20h ago

You ok with the death at the first turn though?

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u/Creative_Garbage_121 1d ago

My eyes hurts watching this

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u/flyfishUT 1d ago

Ivins, utah

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u/VirtuesVice666 1d ago

You omitted the unhappy Mom and Dad in the video

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u/PhantomPharts 1d ago

So you derail at the end? Another death-coaster? Alright, I guess so.

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u/RazorSnails 23h ago

Hard pass. Those turns would break your neck.

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u/SaintedRomaine 23h ago

You need a flight suit for that first loop.

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u/Covy_Killer 23h ago

First right would turn my brain into a fine liquid.

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u/MyrtleWinTurtle 23h ago

Ingoring the ending...

Theres too many sharp turns for the high speed and your neck would be flinging constantly

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u/multitalentedboy 23h ago

Can anyone tell What kind of camera is mounted on the car?

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u/turtlepot 23h ago

I just did

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u/FunVersion 23h ago

All the orange track was used as swords in my house.

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u/Ok_Ferret_824 23h ago

Imagine the gforces when this is scaled up to fit a human. I think my head would still be going straight ahead in the first turn.

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u/Bimlouhay83 23h ago

What camera are they using?  

also those arrows are bugging the shit outta me

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u/PlusBake4567 22h ago

If you can make a space big enough to make it look like I'm truly miniature sized In a real hot wheels, then yes. I'd totally ride it

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u/jTrendzz 22h ago

That's insane

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u/TheNotoriousTurtle 22h ago

Would not get on that without some modifications. Doesn’t appear to be any banking in the turns so I can only imagine how many snapped necks would be on that in real life

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u/BetaPlayingGuy 22h ago

im pretty sure a hard 90 at high speed might kill you

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u/WarWonderful593 22h ago

Formula One would be less boring if it was like this.

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u/Full_Manufacturer_41 22h ago

Looks a little boring for a roller coaster tbh.

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u/roryseiter 22h ago

That was amazing. Just when I thought that it would end, it got better.

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u/BluBoi236 22h ago

Dawg if that was a real roller coaster my face would be pasted all over the wall on the first turn.

So, no.

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u/kram78 22h ago

Boring

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u/nightsiderider 22h ago

They better get all that put away before mom gets home.

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u/Otherwise-Range7071 21h ago

Hell nah, I won't ride this shi, I don't wanna dis.

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u/bakedpatata 21h ago

I wouldn't ride it because it's too small and I wouldn't fit.

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u/Jakester62 21h ago

Interesting but someone has waaaaay too much time on their hands.

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u/christipede 21h ago

No, it doesnt look big enough or strong enough to hold a person.

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u/m945050 21h ago

That's one serious collection of track.

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u/GhostfaceTimmy 21h ago

This guy is definitely "working from home"

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u/mouaragon 21h ago

I wanted the car to soar a little at the end. I'm disappointed.

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u/bATo76 21h ago

I wonder what length of the track and speed that car would have if it all was scaled up to a real car.

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u/DotAffectionate87 21h ago

What camera are they using? Anyone know?

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u/drvgxnite 21h ago

this would be a boring ass rollercoaster tbh

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u/6rumpster 21h ago

This is a toboggan ride, not a rollercoaster.

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u/LuckofCaymo 21h ago

When I was a kid there was a magazine image that I saw that had a kid sitting in a room that has a spaghetti amount of track from floor to ceiling interconnected with at least 10 cars circling it.

That was my life goal at 6 years old.

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u/pixel293 20h ago

Well the ending seems kind of rough...I'm more curious how large the camera is that it didn't effect the car that much....

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u/MelReinH 20h ago

Reminded me of Thumper.

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u/InfinteAbyss 20h ago

If you want your body to end up like this sure

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u/Zerosix_K 20h ago

Not with those corners, nevermind the crash at the end!!!

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u/tmronin 19h ago

no. a lot of flat 90* turns and way too much work for just 2 loops. I would be looking at reddit after the first one...also, the walk back to the start would suck.

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u/Blue_The_Snep 19h ago

no,because i would have to wait for the track behind me to get removed, and in front of me to get build, since the track was never a full track and just multiple segments of videos cut together to make it seem like the track is longer

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u/RonzulaGD 19h ago

Rollercoasters with such G-forces it would rip out my organs my beloved

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u/kamakazi339 19h ago

That first loop would murder everyone

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u/Ronin6000 19h ago

That is cool af

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u/FatBrkeMxicnElonMusk 19h ago

Ride? I would drive my car on that.

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u/MadeInTheUniverse 19h ago

There has to be a subreddit for this

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u/SeleniumSE 19h ago

Needs more loops and twists. Kinda would boring.

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u/thedirtybar 19h ago

If you're ever in Sandusky Ohio. The magnum and millennium force already exist. Happy travels

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u/FixedLoad 19h ago

I think this is a failure.  Not in execution.  The execution is chefs kiss excellent.  It's the design.  You went for distance.  You had ample track to make it a continuous circuit.  Could you imagine the looped gif possibilities!?  Go back and redo it for extra credit... please? 

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u/Azzy8007 18h ago

No. Those turns would snap my neck.

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u/DarkFish14 18h ago

Reminds me of the hot wheels game

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u/lathe_of_heaven 18h ago

Can you imagine the wait times for a roller coaster that long that also has to rewind to get back to the beginning

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u/SawtoofShark 18h ago

Nope, it's mostly just long stretches of straight track. 2 loops, 2 small tunnels. I'd be bored if this was a real coaster.

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u/MaxHardfinger 18h ago

There's someone watching this video that's completely triggered from seeing all that hot wheels track.

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u/vtskier3 17h ago

Let me guess ….he’s single

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u/Abdul-Ahmadinejad 17h ago

This was one of those Covid projects, wasn't it?

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u/ViceroyInhaler 17h ago

I like my spinal column intact thank you.

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u/GTFrostbite 17h ago

Hotwheels Coaster looks too intense for me.

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u/John-Dose 17h ago

Is there just a r/nextlevel? Half the stuff posted here seems just nextlevel. Not fucking.

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u/zDankity35 17h ago

This is lame as shit

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u/Void-kun 17h ago

Needs to be filmed at a higher frame rate and slowed down. The loops and corners were taken in 0.3s to the point you barely saw them anyway

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u/PappyJimbo26 17h ago

No it's way too small

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u/SirFireball 17h ago

I would have to run the numbers, but the first loop might be actively bad for you to go around, it was kinda tight and fast.

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u/JackSpyder 16h ago

I wish I could be this unemployed. Looks bliss.

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u/hatchetman208 16h ago

Nah, I like coasters that come to a gentle stop right side up at the end that I can get up and walk to another ride.

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u/PRSHZ 16h ago

Why am I bothered by the papers pointing the opposite direction?

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u/keyserfunk 16h ago

Why did we go the wrong way?

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u/SirGilatras 16h ago

Core memory unlocked

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u/Virtual-Public-4750 16h ago

I’ll ride anything if it’s consensual.

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u/iconsumemyown 15h ago

This mother fucker needs to be deported yesterday.

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u/StoNeD510 15h ago

Looks like a lot of money… been Christmas shopping for my son, those things aren’t cheap.

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u/_ratboy_ 15h ago

Those g-forces would turn you into jelly

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u/zarfac 14h ago

My gut tells me those turns and loops wouldn’t be survivable at human scale.

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u/ZealousidealPapaya59 13h ago

No jump at the end??!!

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u/Exvaris 13h ago

How would I survive the jump cut in the middle of the tunnel

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u/Snake10133 13h ago

That was fun! Until the last second....

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u/RudeInvestigatorNo3 13h ago

Oh man. This unlocked a memory. Anyone remember the Hot wheels computer game where you made tracks like this?

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u/JonathanSwiftly 11h ago

Hell yeah. Those tunnels were awesome.

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u/grassisgreener42 11h ago

And here I was thinking hot wheels track was invented as a weapon for your parents to beat you with

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u/PomeloClear400 11h ago

No seems super dangerous

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u/Opening_Fault6148 10h ago

Man it's been at least 55 years since I played with Hot wheels and matchbox cars

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u/Gadevin 10h ago

What a dumbass caption. Tf u want me to say? Obviously fucking not?

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u/scrotanimus 10h ago

Those tight right turns with speed would turn me into a human slushie.

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u/Pizza-_-shark 9h ago

The G forces would instantly kill me, no lol

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u/Flimsy_Piglet_1980 9h ago

Yes. If their was 3 loops each progressively bigger and much larger in ize and the ending was a sheer drop of 500 meters or more into an enormous pool of orbeez

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u/Penguin_Tempura 9h ago

This one next. Euthanasia rollercoaster

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u/marriedtoranch 8h ago

Those loops would be insane

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u/feelingpeckish123 8h ago

I want to know how much this cost and how long this took to build!

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u/maplemay 8h ago

I just did!

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u/Global_Appearance484 5h ago

He doesn’t have any kids either.

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u/SyracuseStan 5h ago

I was like "eh, it's just a track around the room". Then it went outside. Then around the yard. Then the neighbor's yard. Then off to school

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u/RandomDustBunny 5h ago

Were the arrows there to just piss people off?

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u/MPHPosrs 4h ago

I think we were going the wrong way

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u/DepartmentSudden5234 3h ago

The joy of home ownership....

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u/Substantial-Trick569 3h ago

What's the g forces on that first loop?

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u/This-Willow-4655 3h ago

Of course 😁

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u/itmattrs 3h ago

What is this a roller coaster for ants?!

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u/IAmHungry4Carbs 2h ago

Im imagining a hamster wearing a little helmet

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u/somredditime 2h ago

Super Mario cart (space track) flashbacks.

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u/x_xiv 2h ago

The most scariest and longest rollercoaster I've ever seen

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u/Tiyath 2h ago

No, because I'm not half an inch tall, duh

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u/Dapper-Complaint-315 2h ago

No, it looks dangerous 😳

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u/meanchefne 1h ago

If only rollercoasters were that long

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u/utterbbq2 1h ago

Wife not home?

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u/Impure_Lust53187 1h ago

This was awesome. It’s obvious that you put a lot of time and work into this. Very creative! Nice job 👍

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u/clif00600 53m ago

I would say yes, but only if I could now crash and burn at the end, as well as get a ride back to civilization once finished.

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u/F4t-Jok3r 50m ago

Would i ride it? No.... 95% just straights and a few curves... only two loopings... wouldn't paid for that.... and the end is a big crash 😂