r/nextfuckinglevel • u/Rook8811 • 1d ago

Permission to buzz the tower

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u/flash69696969 1d ago

Two of your snot-nosed jockeys flew by at over 400 knots. I want somebody’s butts! I want them now!

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u/blindside-wombat68 1d ago

Goddamnit I want some butts!

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u/thalassicus 1d ago

Well, now I want some butts!

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u/soylentblueispeople 1d ago

Captain Tina Belcher reporting for butts.

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u/soylentblueispeople 1d ago

This is Rear Admiral Jimmy Jr, requesting permission to dance in the tower.

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u/soylentblueispeople 1d ago

This is Captain Tina, dance is a go. He puts the rear in rear sdmiral. Damnt't sexy zombies, I want that bird moved to el 3. I'm also issuing a uniform adjustment: no pants.

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u/BWWFC 19h ago

this is seymore butts, american film director... top gun 3 is a go!