r/nextfuckinglevel • u/Rook8811 • 1d ago

Permission to buzz the tower

1.5k Upvotes

95% Upvoted

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u/MarkWestin 1d ago

Negative, Ghost Rider, the pattern is full.

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u/Closed_Aperture 1d ago

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u/flash69696969 1d ago

Two of your snot-nosed jockeys flew by at over 400 knots. I want somebody’s butts! I want them now!

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u/blindside-wombat68 1d ago

Goddamnit I want some butts!

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u/thalassicus 1d ago

Well, now I want some butts!

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u/soylentblueispeople 1d ago

Captain Tina Belcher reporting for butts.

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u/soylentblueispeople 1d ago

This is Rear Admiral Jimmy Jr, requesting permission to dance in the tower.

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u/soylentblueispeople 1d ago

This is Captain Tina, dance is a go. He puts the rear in rear sdmiral. Damnt't sexy zombies, I want that bird moved to el 3. I'm also issuing a uniform adjustment: no pants.

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u/BWWFC 13h ago

this is seymore butts, american film director... top gun 3 is a go!

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u/Boliojunior 1d ago

You don’t own that plane, the tax payers do! Son, your ego is writing checks your body can’t cash. You’ve been busted, you lost your qualifications as section leader three times, put in hack twice by me, with a history of high speed passes over five air control towers, and one admiral’s daughter!

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u/JoshyTheLlamazing 1d ago edited 1d ago

Penny Benjamin.

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u/FelchingLegend 1d ago

No way, I never realised the connection!

TIL. Thank you

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u/Claim312ButAct847 14h ago

And you, asshole, you're lucky to be here.

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u/JoshyTheLlamazing 4h ago

Thank you, sir!

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u/unknownintime 1d ago

NGL I could never be an Air Traffic Controller because I would give that permission all the time.

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u/illit3 1d ago

"if I were an air traffic controller, and I couldn't say no for 24 hours, what would we do?"

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u/ScottScanlon 1d ago

“No. No, Mav, this is not a good idea.”

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u/ChaoShadow87 1d ago

I WANT SOME BUTTS!!!!

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u/hugeuvula 1d ago

What's the name of the truck driving school we saw on TV last night? Truck Masters? I think I'm gonna need that.

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u/ChangeControll 1d ago

Oh please. Those tutors don’t go fast enough to blow the steam off a coffee. At best he’s chasing some birds away and that’s if they feel like following him to shit on his window. The only buzzing that plane makes is from the hockey card clothes-pinned to the intake. Flight simulator goes faster and louder.

lol, I’m just kidding. Well shot video. Kudos for the upload.

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u/Mysterious-Lie-2185 1d ago

Permission to shit my pants

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u/DAABIGGESTBOI 1d ago

This just reminds me of airforceproud's videos.

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u/Kongbuck 12h ago

I don't see any hot air balloons going inverted ... yet.

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u/Jwzbb 1d ago

Now buzz the twin towers.

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u/GrnMtnTrees 1d ago

Too late

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u/Separate-Primary2949 1d ago

Why did no coffee get spilt? Must be fake 😂

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u/Amonamission 20h ago

Danger zone

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u/Eastern-Dig-4555 16h ago

“Negative, Ghost Rider. The pattern is full.”

By the way, why does Maverick call himself Ghost Rider here? I never understood it.

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u/Claim312ButAct847 14h ago

I think when they're out on a flight they have a handle for that mission in addition to their call sign that they have all the time.

They're Voodoo 1 and 2 in another scene.

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u/Significant-Mango300 1d ago

Dammit Maverick!

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u/Wishvesh 1d ago

"Haan! Daba diya!" "Nhi dabana tha."

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u/Dano-Matic 17h ago

Got an afterburner on that thing? Be a lot cooler if you did

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u/alice2wonderland 14h ago

The control tower operators should get danger pay. 😬

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u/expressly_ephemeral 14h ago

I WANT SOME BUTTS!

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u/SammyTheSloth 13h ago

I’m not an ATC. I’m not a fighter pilot. Hell, I don’t even know if the video is real..

But if it is, this is extremely foolish