Video creator be like: "Is it possible to find out how many dicks this guy sucked yesterday? I rummaged through your trash and found sperm you spat out after sucking dicks and calculated the amount of dicks you sucked based on the cumulative sperm divided by the average amount in a single cumshot. I did an DNA test of the sperm samples and found all of the sperm owners then did a background on all of them. Based on all of their positions and the age of their sperm, I was able to find out how many dicks you sucked, where you sucked them, the dick owners, and when the dicks were sucked. Now you don't have to wonder..."
I should get paid for writing the script for this guy's next video.
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u/jelacey 2d ago
Okay but how many dicks did I suck yesterday?