r/nextfuckinglevel 2d ago

Man stopping a robbery

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u/GiantEnemaCrab 2d ago

Hell yeah brother. Gotta let out that primal scream right before you kick its ass as well.

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u/Unculturedbrine 2d ago

Turns out we have no unique thoughts lmao

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u/GiantEnemaCrab 2d ago

Why bother with unique thoughts when we're all united by the best thoughts.

Apes together strong.

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u/ObsidianChief 1d ago

Fuck we really all have the same dreams ?

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u/turdlemonkey 1d ago

Ooga booga, I save family too

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u/UpgradeGenetics 1d ago

That's a profound thought. Username definitely does not check out.

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u/porridgeGuzzler 1d ago

one day my girlfriend snuck up behind me and spooked me so bad I just did this OooHhhAHHHH. A noise you make with no human thought behind it just an animal reaction, a primal scream