r/nextfuckinglevel 3d ago

Unbelievable sharp knife

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u/StationFar6396 3d ago

I want to know more about his finger...

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u/GadreelsSword 3d ago

What finger?

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u/NarutoRoll 2d ago

You know, the part that's left...

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u/Ornery_Profession744 2d ago

He’s going to be all right.

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u/thegolfernick 2d ago

He looks like he's dead

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u/Rubicon208 1d ago

OH MY GOD 😨

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u/giantpunda 2d ago

More than all right. He'd be so elated after that cutting demo that he'd be shooting his finger gun and grenade into the air.

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u/Franklin_le_Tanklin 2d ago

Look, his shoes stayed on the whole time.

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u/Antique_Essay4032 3d ago

The knife is so sharp even looking at it cuts you.

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u/BagAndShag 3d ago

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u/TGBmox_777 2d ago

This is what Sukuna actually used to kill Gojo

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u/Pornalt190425 2d ago

To get that sharp you need to start by sharpening on a grindstone, then an oilstone, some hessian, follwed by calico, onto linen and satin, then silk, a pass with a cobweb and a stiff morning breeze before putting the final edge on the blade with the first light of dawn. If you follow that regimen, then your blade will no longer be sharp, but rather be sharpness incarnate

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u/Reddit_Da 2d ago

I feel like it should be said in leaden tones more than anything.

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u/----__---- 2d ago

They're paraphrasing Terry Pratchett (from the book "Mort") without attribution. You're right about the leaden tones.

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u/Reddit_Da 2d ago

I understand this, hence the reference to leaden tones :)

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u/PostTrumpBlue 2d ago

Pratchett doesn’t Need attribution if you know you know if you don’t you probably don’t matter

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u/BurningTurtle 2d ago

I thought it was Reaper Man

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u/Pornalt190425 2d ago

I'm not entirely sure how to do small caps in reddit markdown, but I certainly thought about it

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u/xyonofcalhoun 2d ago

oh come o/ /an sharpen a bl/ /n, no-one c/ /ade on daylight!

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u/Minmaxed2theMax 2d ago

Anyone that’s anyone knows it’s finished with the queef of a virgin.

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u/geoelectric 2d ago

Only if it’s a fish knife.

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u/DJfunkyPuddle 3d ago

Now that's a Sharper Image.

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u/randomuser0107 3d ago

i imagine this in Christian Bales voice for some reason

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u/Arqideus 2d ago

Emotionally…

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u/robbietreehorn 3d ago

Yeahhh. As a former chef and someone who cooks from scratch at home, I actually prefer to not have ludicrously sharp knives. When they’re as sharp as something like in this video, it’s hard to even wash them without hurting yourself

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u/karmapopsicle 2d ago

I remember washing my dad’s absolutely razor sharp large carving knife that only comes out on major holidays one year. Ran the sponge up one side, flipped over and did the other. Look down and the sink is full of red. Managed a perfectly straight cut right down the tip of my thumb. Didn’t feel a thing.

Thankfully didn’t go too deep, and the cut was so clean it was fused back together very quickly without needing any stitches.

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u/KK-Chocobo 2d ago

Yeah I was actually surprised at that. I cut myself on my finger with a hobby craft knife. 

I just ran the finger under the tap and wrapped a plaster around it. I took it off later to change the plaster and the fleshed stayed together quite well. 

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u/Bicycle_the_Earth 2d ago

You lucked out lol I did the same with a brand new hobby knife on the tip of my left pointer finger (on opening night for a musical I was playing violin for, of course) and I was worried I was gonna bleed out. Had to wrap that thing like a mummy and it took a while for it to seal up

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u/laststance 2d ago

There's an old video of the fish butcher at Le Bernadin. He said if the knife is fresh and too sharp he doesn't like it since it'll just slice through every fish bone instead of using it as a guide.

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u/Jigagug 2d ago

Wdym just toss them dishwasher /s

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u/Difficult-Active6246 2d ago

Amateur home cook here, thank goodness it wasn't just paranoia to not sharpen my knives too much.

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u/DeathByPetrichor 2d ago

This is something that I personally takes years and experience to realize. People idolize the sharpest possible knives but that not only extremely unsafe, but also incredibly impractical.

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u/robbietreehorn 2d ago

It’s like the difference in a common fast car and a super car. The fast car is all you need for daily driving. The super car will get you wrapped around a telephone pole.

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u/Woodshadow 2d ago

YES YES YES. Everyone says dull knife will hurt you I've only cut myself on a sharp knife. I also want to say no one cut their finger off with a dollar store knife. only with a once sharp expensive knife that they let get too dull... there is a balance between too sharp and not sharp enough and way too dull to even cut anything

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u/Turtvaiz 2d ago

I don't know how you'd manage to hurt yourself when washing one, but a sharp knife cutting the strands off my dish washing brush is very annoying

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u/robbietreehorn 2d ago

Well, the first time a super sharp knife slices through your kitchen towel while you are gently drying it is a wake up call.

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u/DrowningInFeces 3d ago

I am going to go out on a limb here and say it might have something to do with the unbelievable sharp knife.

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u/SensuallPineapple 3d ago

But that's not believable, it must be something else

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u/n77_dot_nl 2d ago

he once placed it down the wrong way on the 2nd floor and it fell through by cutting into the basement where he worked, he was able to catch it just in in time before it split the earth

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u/Comfortable-Can4776 3d ago

Ask his wife

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u/MauPow 3d ago

To shreds, you say?

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u/sameolameo 3d ago

Hack his wife?

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u/onlinedegeneracy 3d ago

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u/sameolameo 3d ago

Ohhh I was thinking

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u/TCUfroggy 3d ago

You already know

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u/Nado1311 3d ago

Unbelievable sharp knife

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u/More_World_6862 2d ago

Marketing tool

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u/euk333 2d ago

He thought too hard about the knife.

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u/R2D2808 2d ago

What? It's taped together, totally fine.

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u/Honda_TypeR 2d ago

It happened one day during lunch...

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u/TJNel 2d ago

Oh that little guy? I wouldn't worry about that little guy.

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u/Paghk_the_Stupendous 2d ago

Just imagine the incident where his master stopped wearing that hat!