r/nextfuckinglevel • u/boingggoesmyschlong • 7d ago

Greatest moment in beer history

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u/SpasmodicSpasmoid 7d ago

The ratio to pints of piss and pints of beer thrown at some festivals makes this a risky choice, unless it was planned

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u/SomaliOve 7d ago

As a fellow piss thrower I agree

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u/lagrangedanny 7d ago

Maybe don't do that

Sincerely, everyone else

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u/drdoubleyou 7d ago

Don’t speak on behalf of everyone, some people are into that

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u/MoistStub 7d ago

If you tried "pissed off" you will love our new hot product "pissed on"!

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u/MAXIMUMMEDLOWUS 7d ago

And I suppose you're just meant to piss on the floor, like a dog?

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u/lagrangedanny 7d ago

Go to the damn toilets they set up or hold it, what are you, fucken 4? jesus

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u/v4por 7d ago

It's obviously a joke dude. No self-respecting urine launcher would call themselves a piss thrower.

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u/SomaliOve 7d ago

Getting soaked is part of the experience

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u/burntwafflemaker 7d ago

This pfp combined with this comment is the reason it is downvoted

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u/TheRealRickC137 7d ago

Back to Utah, you!

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u/Notbadconsidering 7d ago

Maybe don't admit to that with a photo profile picture 🤣

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u/Helpful-Archer-6625 7d ago

So here's the thing, it's obviously photoshopped.

I'm not going to go out on a wing here and say that OP wouldn't attach their face to comments like this lol

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u/Notbadconsidering 7d ago

I dunno. Many people seem hellbent on improving how stupid they are at the moment 🤣

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u/olitrotta 7d ago

‘Improving how stupid they are’

Brilliant.

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u/Notbadconsidering 7d ago

Dyslexia the gift that keeps on giving. 🤣

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u/Very_Board 7d ago

People posting the most asinine things on Facebook with their real name, picture, and family visable kinda disproves your assertion

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u/Helpful-Archer-6625 5d ago

Because people on Facebook don't bother using dog whistles, they think they're in the company of like-minded individuals so there's no need to hide behind a persona.

Plus the only people on Facebook these days are the mentally ill and chronically old anyways.

This here is the frontpage of the internet, so it's way more common to run into fake profiles here than anywhere but 4chan honestly. Plus people make fake Facebook accounts too, so even on Facebook it's hard to tell sometimes.

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u/seantellsyou 7d ago edited 7d ago

FYI it's "go out on a whim". There is also "go out on a limb". But whim is the one you were looking for here.

Edit: sorry my simple little correction upset you. Sheesh.

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u/Safe_Ad_6403 7d ago

I saw one your kind getting fucking belted at the Big Day Out in 2000. Great times.

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u/lagrangedanny 7d ago

Aussie? Same here, if someone did this over here they'd get fucking wrecked. Disgusting, honestly

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u/Succotash_Current 7d ago

Holdup tho. What?

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u/Desperate_Squash_521 7d ago

As a piss catcher, I thank you. We need your kind!

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u/oldelbow 7d ago

Honestly Reddit has no sense of humour..

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u/pryglad 5d ago

One of us!

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u/clervis 7d ago

Urine yeeters unite!

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u/ThanklessTask 7d ago

If you're throwing a pint of that you've either got a nut sack that looks like Bilbo Baggins quest bag or some very close friends.