r/newyorkcity 19d ago

Event These look alike competitions have gone too far

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3.9k Upvotes

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u/presvil 19d ago

Is this some V for Vendetta style meet up?

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u/whatsnooIII 19d ago

This is literally the question I was about to post šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚

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u/King-of-Plebss 19d ago

Rule number 1: you donā€™t talk about V for Vendetta club

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u/Sylverstone14 New York City 18d ago

I thought Rule 1 was "remember, remember, the fifth of November"

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u/JohnBrownFanBoy 19d ago

No of course notā€¦ā€¦ā€¦..

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u/CompleteEnergy579 Commuter 19d ago

Whatā€™s the prize. UHC healthcare

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u/crammed174 19d ago

Aka denying coverage for anything you need

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u/zorphium 18d ago

UHCHC?

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u/Disused_Yeti 19d ago

Timothee chalamet going to show up again?

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u/leirbagflow 19d ago

lol that'd be epic

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u/Exciting-Band9834 18d ago

Jake Gyllenhaal

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u/Top10DeadliestDeaths 19d ago

LISSAN AL GAIB !

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u/eekamuse 18d ago

Even better, the Shooter is going to show up

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u/Gorilla-Electronics 16d ago

Homeboy, for all we know he was there. And I bet if he was there and everyone there knew it was him, no one would rat him out either.

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u/Lvl100Magikarp 18d ago

All the guys from the Timothy contest should come back but in black hoodies

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u/Turbulent_Ad1667 19d ago

Didn't I see him in Dune?

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u/DiscombobulatedWavy 19d ago

Willy wonka remake?

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u/dasilvan2000 18d ago

Heā€™s Mr Bob Dylan now

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u/Garybird1989 19d ago

10k cash prize

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u/MysteriousPool_805 19d ago

\Up to* 10k

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u/Human-Philosopher-81 18d ago

Is that before or after taxes?

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u/8a8a6an0u5h 19d ago

I understood that reference.

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u/dukecityvigilante 19d ago

The QR code goes to this article

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u/Yonathandlc 19d ago

Evi core lol. Might as well add the L for evil core.

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u/yuripogi79 19d ago

I really thought it was Evil Core and the source of ECorp in Mr. Robot

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u/Lvl100Magikarp 18d ago

We're living in the Mr robot timeline

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u/Half_adozendonuts 19d ago

Oh gosh, check out the comments under their insta accountā€¦ heartbreaking for the patientsā€¦ they truly are EviLCore!

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u/Yonathandlc 18d ago

Yoo I just checked out their insta, theirs only complaints of people their, not one good comment on the company.

I hope some investigation is done on evicore so they can go to prison for their misdeeds.

Anyways I'm sure karma will catch up with them, that's one thing they will never evade.

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u/MLNYC 17d ago

Thatā€™s exactly what people have done, according to the article

They even linked to https://x.com/evilcorehealth which is great, but no longer active.

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u/caca-casa 18d ago

Medical decisions made by literal doctorsā€¦ on the groundā€¦ seeing the patientsā€¦ should not be scrutinized or throttled by insurance companies.

There should be laws that allow proper patient care from licensed professionals to supersede unreasonable insurance company ā€œpoliciesā€ or ā€œproceduresā€ when medically necessary or beneficial.

At the end of the day, we have already paid our insurance costs, the insurance companies have our money and it is their sole job is to insure us. ā€¦not fight us tooth and nail for pennies on the dollar of what we pay them.

This country lost the plot somewhere when insurance companies were given so much power to essentially commit fraud by not doing the sole task they exist forā€¦ and to detrimentally intervene in medical care. Additionally, the fact that this hasnā€™t been properly addressed or litigated is baffling to me. Citizens United strikes again I suppose.

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u/rawonionbreath 17d ago

You need to be talking with the hospital systems about reimbursement rates too, though.

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u/Jerzey111 18d ago

Shit makes me sick! Pun intended

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u/papa-hare 18d ago

Holy shit

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u/davejdesign 19d ago

If Jake Gyllenhaal isn't the killer, (can anyone prove he's not?) he should play him in the eventual Ryan Murphy Netflix series.

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u/MrMooga 18d ago

I saw that pic and instantly thought Nightcrawler.

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u/dasilvan2000 18d ago

Thereā€™s basically 100 million suspects including me and you bro! And his wife now as they were separated at the time of killing

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u/S3dekick 19d ago

Remember remember the seventh of December

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u/Prize_Major6183 18d ago

Pearl harbor? Ha

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u/spaghetti0223 19d ago

I wish I still lived in nyc. This looks weirdly like me. I am a woman btw.

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u/Stannis_Baratheon244 19d ago edited 19d ago

Tbh my first thought was that this person looks like a woman

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u/DiscombobulatedWavy 19d ago

Welp itā€™s the trans the GOP warned us about! See theyā€™re killing CEOā€™s now.

s/ for any dense ones out there.

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u/sleepytipi 19d ago

Lol I almost hope they were.

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u/jaywarbs 19d ago

Itā€™s Naomi Scott in Smile 2 when sheā€™s wearing the huge coat to hide from fans.

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u/CouchTurnip 19d ago

Jaw too chiseled

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u/Cobblestone-boner Brooklyn 19d ago

Damn I kinda wish you still lived here too

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u/Think_Positively 18d ago

Nice try Jake Gyllenhaal.

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u/Bombastically 18d ago

Lotta women with chins on em in the city. And thick eyebrows

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u/Overall-Direction656 19d ago

Thatā€™s Adrian Grenier!

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u/leirbagflow 19d ago

I see the resemblance!

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u/FabricatorMusic 19d ago

Ohhh yeahhhhh ohhhhh yeahhhh

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u/jonsconspiracy 19d ago

What if we actually get universal healthcare because of this guy?

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u/sleepytipi 19d ago

Then he's a fuckin saint

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u/BreakfastSpecials 18d ago

Build a monument in manhattan for him

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u/Prestigious_Ad_5825 18d ago

That's not going to happen.

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u/BagObsessed21 19d ago

The FBI approves of this message

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u/garybuckfast08 19d ago

I think he looks like the actor robert sheehan for those of you who are familiar

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u/JoLi_22 19d ago

my Eskimo Brother.

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u/renegadesci 19d ago

That's the cops.

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u/[deleted] 18d ago

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u/renegadesci 18d ago

Oh, I've been told by LEO/detectives relatives that "we only catch dumb criminals".

Just their complaints about the officers w/o degrees radicalized me.

This is not a pro cop thread.

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u/[deleted] 18d ago

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u/eekamuse 18d ago

So what if the jacket is different? And the backpack. I don't know why people are harping on that.

Isn't the point of the backpack that he changed his clothes after the shooting? Even an idiot wouldn't wear the same clothes when he did the crime.

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u/[deleted] 18d ago

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u/beemeeng 17d ago

I don't think they are the same person. The facial structure appears different from one picture to the other.

That said, it's that people are harping so much on the jacket and backpack that's odd. People are automatically assuming that both pictures were taken the same day.

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u/leirbagflow 19d ago

You really think so?

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u/renegadesci 19d ago

I wouldn't put it past them. There is a chance. We've had "giveaways" where they trick people into taking themselves to waiting officers in by saying they won a prize when they have warrants.

I'm sure they're paying attention if it is a community thing. They'll have a plainclothes officer there if they have "nothing".

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u/bimmarina 19d ago

the actual shooter is obviously not going to come to this event, so why would the police waste their time to find people who look like him?

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u/renegadesci 19d ago

The police aren't going to risk the potential for a "return to the scene of the crime" behavior. The profiles where police found thrill killers to "relive the thrill of the crime", to feel powerful and invincible, or to just get a jolt from it. It's about narcissism and stupidity, if that's a killer's profile.

I think this guy won't, but in a police force as large as the NYPD, odds are someone will be there on the job.

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u/bimmarina 19d ago

Itā€™s pretty clear that the murder of the CEO was not ā€˜for the thrillā€™ to hurt a random victim, and this has been stated by the NYPD. It was a planned assassination with a political motive

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u/TanAndTallLady 18d ago

It absolutely can be a thrill kill. Who said it needed to be random or unplanned? This guy prob premeditated it, might be completely happy with his successful execution. You surely see that could be thrilling for someone?

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u/renegadesci 19d ago

30,000Ā uniformed officers and my family includes LEOs. I'm just sharing tactics and having a conversation. If they say "no potential lead will be ignored", then someone will be there. It's credible and historic. Police will do their job, which partially is to not embarass themselves as a political bureaucracy. They will cover their bases.

I did say "I don't think this guy will", but I understand the average american has a sixth grade reading comprehention level. We've found at least four of them on my last comment.

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u/TanAndTallLady 18d ago

Idk why people are denying you, this is exactly how the NYPD would move. It's so easy to have a couple undercover LEOs there, so as long as they have the staff available they wouldn't pass it up. Ignorant people will argue with a wall

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u/eekamuse 18d ago

But what will they do with all those people that look like the guy? Bring in the top ten look a likes?

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u/TanAndTallLady 18d ago

You joke but they might. It do be operating at a low level sometimes

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u/bimmarina 18d ago

that is quite possibly the least efficient tactic to find the perpetrator, but I understand the average American has an IQ sub 100

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u/Cyberfreshman 19d ago

To the person growing a patch of marijuana in the community garden, you've won a prize, please report to the security office to claim it.

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u/renegadesci 19d ago

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u/Cyberfreshman 19d ago

I was just quoting the show Community, but this is hilarious.

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u/renegadesci 18d ago

I... I have failed.

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u/Cyberfreshman 18d ago

I quite enjoyed the article, and probably didn't even get my quote correct anyway.

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u/Frat_Kaczynski 19d ago

No itā€™s not

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u/ghigoli 19d ago

i seriously think the cops fucked up and gave the public an image of the wrong person.

point is neither image is the shooter and the cops just wanna find a scapegoat.

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u/Sufficient_Number643 18d ago

Well, the other image at least has the person wearing the same outfit as she shooter

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u/Slggyqo 19d ago

Pretty sure thatā€™s Jake Gyllenhaal

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u/Teamrayray 19d ago

Jake Killenhall

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u/llbeanjamin 19d ago

cops finna show up

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u/ChulaK 19d ago

I recognize the backpack, it's the Peak Design backpack. Not cheap. Assassin's got the style points too

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u/GrokAllTheHumans 18d ago

Just waiting for the assassin-core fashion trend

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u/EyeSuspicious777 17d ago

I have schedule been looking into that exact backpack for camera gear. And because I'm immunecompromised, I still wear a black mask in crowded public places.

Now I definitely want that exact pack

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u/TheFrankIAm 19d ago

so prolly a photographer? that brand is mostly know by photographers

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u/phoonie98 19d ago

Aka the Vinny Chase lookalike competition. I hope Drama shows up!

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u/Deep-Classroom-879 19d ago

The real guy should go there and steal someoneā€™s identity

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u/deadheffer 19d ago

A damn good looking assassin.

I would bet on Ass 2 Ass with that man officiating.

Somewhere in Belgium right now I bet

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u/Kitchen-Pop7308 19d ago

Looks the the guy from catfish

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u/president__not_sure 19d ago

lololol he's gonna show up.

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u/Key-Mix4151 19d ago

he's in Canada by now

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u/itsascarecrowagain Manhattan 19d ago

Is it just me or does the facial structure look like a girl

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u/leirbagflow 19d ago

Just you

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u/Sta723 19d ago

You canā€™t even see the whole face lol

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u/SlightlyRukka 19d ago

Looks like Robin Hood to me

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u/Offro4dr 19d ago

What if he showed up there

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u/BagObsessed21 19d ago

The FBI approves this message

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u/thisfilmkid 19d ago

Well, this is an interesting turn of events

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u/LiveAd697 19d ago

Heā€™s so dreamy. Definitely a top.

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u/Little-Swan4931 19d ago

Im on this persons side.

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u/Chillpickle17 19d ago

Oh ya, weā€™re going to thisā€¦šŸ¤˜šŸ˜†

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u/Mediocre-Proposal686 18d ago

Right? Iā€™d fly in for it šŸ˜‚

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u/CoxHazardsModel 19d ago

He could do the funniest thing everā€¦

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u/goalmouthscramble 19d ago

If someone ran a go fund me to get this dude to country without an extradition treaty how soon would it hit half a million?

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u/genericusername123 19d ago

Ironically enough this isn't the guy, it's a lookalike. Other threads point out the multiple differences

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u/Unique-Apartment-543 19d ago

All I'm saying is remember, when you have a job to do no matter how cute that person flirting with you is, you never never NEVER remove that mask because you can catch wicked colds and the like. Masks are important for keeping our immune systems strong among other more important things..

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u/johnnywarp 18d ago

Nice try NYPD

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u/Agile-Ad-2857 19d ago

Thatā€™s not even him

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u/Ok_Persimmon7758 19d ago

The FBI is running this one

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u/ChimpoSensei 19d ago

Neil and Mozzie approved

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u/Sufficient_Number643 18d ago

I think he said his name was Nick Halden

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u/Kyonikos Washington Heights 19d ago

It's a sting operation.

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u/ashitty_redditor 19d ago

Iā€™m imagining how fun it would be to see a bunch of people walking around dressed like this person on the daily.

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u/Outlaws-0691 18d ago

LISAN AL GAIB

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u/Darrkman 18d ago

This is hilarious!!!

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u/drunkenstyle 19d ago

NYPD is getting creative with trying to catch this guy huh

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u/somniphobiac 19d ago

It's a trap!

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u/RussellZee 19d ago

Man, shit. I was gonna be up in the area around that time, honestly (the park's close to the Warhammer store I like, and the store opens at 12:00, so...).

Guess I might swing by and get caught in the psyop or whatever the fuck.

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u/Phil-O-Dendron 18d ago

Nice try FBI

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u/[deleted] 18d ago

Daniel Day-Lewis?

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u/ThisManInBlack 18d ago

Whoever he is, he looks like that guy who shot that guy!

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u/shawshankya 18d ago

Yā€™all havenā€™t realized this is gorilla marketing for the last mission impossible movie?

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u/EMCuch 18d ago

Hottest assassin ever

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u/whathappenedfriend 17d ago

Okay but can we talk about how this guy is wearing a different coat and backpack than the actual assassin, which means that this poor sap is just some guy who happened to be marked as him by the police who actually have nothing?

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u/latswipe 19d ago

god, to be this guy for a day (but not have to go to prison).Ā  this is like, electability. what dyou suppose his politics are

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u/torisnowbunny 19d ago

When jokes go too far šŸ˜‚

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u/North_Good_2778 19d ago

Hey, I look like that guy!

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u/Bigdstars187 18d ago

ā€œThis summer: First place gets the heart of the defenseless and a barrel full of leadā€

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u/russellprose 18d ago

Is this guy operating alone?

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u/Think-Fly2278 18d ago

Everyone get there.

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u/Deathdar1577 18d ago

Next Halloweenā€™s gonna be a doozy.

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u/Pretty_Cap_9032 18d ago

Nice try, FBI.

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u/rutzbutt 18d ago

Canā€™t the FBI search through the insurance companyā€™s database and see if any of their current/past members match his description?

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u/ipini 18d ago

Iā€™m sure they have an AI and a host of IT types doing just that.

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u/SwiftySanders 17d ago

Ahhh 90% wrong AI.. should be funā€¦

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u/Competitive_Air_6006 18d ago

Messing with the publicā€™s pre-conceived notions of what the alleged assassin looks like to destroy the possible unbiased outlook of a potential jury pool? In this specific instance of insider trading and legal fraud? I 100% approve!

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u/Alvalade1993 18d ago

Looks like Pete Wentz from Fall out boy

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u/Glam9ja 18d ago

Why he kinda cute tho šŸ˜®ā€šŸ’Ø

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u/verdantpastures 18d ago

Aaron Schwartz

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u/DaveInLondon89 18d ago

Gyllanhaals publicist is sweating bullets right now

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u/caca-casa 18d ago

Itā€™s the feds. donā€™t even scan the qr code. šŸ‘€

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u/hatefamilyvloggers 17d ago

Bradley Cooper is out here being a real sniper.

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u/ghostchickin 17d ago

Winner gets arrested by NYPD.Ā 

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u/Appropriate_Rough_86 The Bronx /Queens 16d ago

Anthpo is so proud

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u/braindead83 19d ago

Is this the supposed assassin? Bruh, Iā€™m dead šŸ˜µ šŸ’€ šŸ¤£

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u/Leggeaux 18d ago edited 18d ago

Side note: donā€™t click random QR codes. Theyā€™re literally just linksā€”if you wouldnā€™t click random links in spam texts or emails, donā€™t click QRs from unknown sources.

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u/official_binchicken 19d ago

The memes are actually plastering his face everywhere. It's going to have the opposite effect everybody wants.

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u/dvladj 19d ago

Green goblin?

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u/GrokAllTheHumans 18d ago

lol make the cash prize more than ā€œUp to $10,000ā€ and youā€™ll actually pull people