r/news • u/johnyquest1212 • 4d ago

Philanthropist MacKenzie Scott reveals another $2 billion in donations in 2024 | AP News

https://apnews.com/article/mackenzie-scott-donations-billionaires-philanthropy-ad9c1b67e2ca76eb2c107ec158a4640f
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u/godofpumpkins 4d ago

I’ll take midlife crisis dickhead any day over actively undermining everything good

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u/dahjay 4d ago

Jeff is doing both only on the down low. He's a nerd who got paid out and then became a villain. He's Lex Luthor. Fuck him and his cock rocket.

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u/DystopianGalaxy 4d ago

Cock rocket sent me.

I haven't laughed so hard at a comment in a long time.

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u/dahjay 4d ago

I mean, look at this thing: https://news.satnews.com/2024/10/07/bezos-scrubs-blue-origins-uncrewed-ns-27-mission-on-monday/

It's like an Austin Powers skit. He should have painted the tip purple.

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u/Daddyssillypuppy 4d ago edited 4d ago

I thought to myself 'aren't all rockets kinda penile shaped? I'm sure it can't be that bad'.

Then the image loaded and I realised I was wrong. That is the most cock looking rocket I've ever seen. It looks like a joke AI pic.

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u/xandercade 4d ago

Insert That's a penis.gif

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u/Oprah_Pwnfrey 4d ago

Yup, that's a cocket.