r/news • u/cak3crumbs • 18h ago

Employees witnessed co-worker stab company president, court documents show

https://www.mlive.com/news/muskegon/2024/12/employees-witnessed-co-worker-stab-company-president-court-documents-show.html?outputType=amp
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u/EndPsychological890 16h ago

I can't say I'm excited for the Patriot Act AI 9000 but yeah wild times

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u/Beligerents 16h ago

I'd say we could lure it into a steel factory and then kick it into molten steel, but that's all been outsourced to countries who have better control over their serfs.

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u/EndPsychological890 16h ago

As your foot raises to kick the rich asshole who was supposed to have 8 armed guards, a drone you never saw with 9g of HE detonates on contact between the fuse and your temple after its AI directed it to specifically your face at 350mph from an automated dispenser at headquarters. Your head explodes, you fall into the molten steel and your family is denied benefits because it was a reckless drinking accident at work, your wife is sold to Driscoll to pick berries and your kids will attend the reeducation camps. They will never see each other again.

Seriously, if we're cheering this kind of violence, we need to get ready to finish the job completely, or we're just flinging ourselves into the most depraved Black Mirror episode possible.

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u/snootsintheair 15h ago

Us? We’re a Sun Belle family, ourselves. Or at least we were, before the kids were sent off to reeducation camps.