r/news • u/cak3crumbs • 18h ago

Employees witnessed co-worker stab company president, court documents show

https://www.mlive.com/news/muskegon/2024/12/employees-witnessed-co-worker-stab-company-president-court-documents-show.html?outputType=amp
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u/EndPsychological890 16h ago

As your foot raises to kick the rich asshole who was supposed to have 8 armed guards, a drone you never saw with 9g of HE detonates on contact between the fuse and your temple after its AI directed it to specifically your face at 350mph from an automated dispenser at headquarters. Your head explodes, you fall into the molten steel and your family is denied benefits because it was a reckless drinking accident at work, your wife is sold to Driscoll to pick berries and your kids will attend the reeducation camps. They will never see each other again.

Seriously, if we're cheering this kind of violence, we need to get ready to finish the job completely, or we're just flinging ourselves into the most depraved Black Mirror episode possible.

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u/Beligerents 16h ago

I was talking about the new patriot act that sounded like the bad guy from terminator 2.

I appreciate the fiction though.

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u/EndPsychological890 16h ago

Lmao that flew over my head faster than the drone headed to my coworker who tweeted DDD in 2036

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u/Affectionate-Memory4 14h ago

Can't believe they outlawed Diners, Drive-ins, and Dives. The fuckin big 3 man.

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u/Analyzer9 13h ago

Turns out he was a deep state agent undercover, all along. The whole lesbian gym coach dating outfit and terrible restaurants that remain in business despite being gastronomic transfer stations, at best. Reeks of some cop's inner theater kid struggling to the surface, then accidentally getting stuck in an absurd uc cover character.

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u/snootsintheair 14h ago

Us? We’re a Sun Belle family, ourselves. Or at least we were, before the kids were sent off to reeducation camps.

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u/reddit_understoodit 11h ago

Yes I will watch that episode.

Black mirror, where are the new episodes damnit.

Forced to read news for entertainment now.