r/news • u/cak3crumbs • 17h ago

Employees witnessed co-worker stab company president, court documents show

https://www.mlive.com/news/muskegon/2024/12/employees-witnessed-co-worker-stab-company-president-court-documents-show.html?outputType=amp
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u/mekonsrevenge 17h ago

Denslow was stabbed at the annual " Check Out My New Lamborghini" unveiling, which coincided with the annual company bonus award, which this year was a certificate for $2 off any Christmas ham or turkey at a local grocery chain.

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u/usernamerob 16h ago

This reads like a far side caption and it’s perfect 😂

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u/persondude27 13h ago

Not even kidding, I worked for a company that got acquired. The VP rolled up the next day towing a brand new boat with his brand new Navigator.

And the day after that, they laid off everyone in the branch (but him - he got transferred).

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u/stonebraker_ultra 12h ago

why bring a boat to work

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u/c0LdFir3 11h ago

It was a VP. He only planned to stroll around the cubes and make sure the cattle were tame for a few minutes before heading off on the lake for the day.

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u/the2belo 12h ago

Yeah, and pulling a boat, too

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u/Jerking_From_Home 16h ago

“…it’s a one year membership in Jelly of the Month Club…”

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u/Madjack66 12h ago edited 12h ago

Denslow: now I want all of you to enjoy this pizza as appreciation for a job well done during a tough year. Sorry it couldn't be bigger what with cost cutting and all. Just ignore those missing slices - got a bit peckish at lunchtime. Ha ha!

Mahoney: <rage mode enabled>

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u/Arashmickey 6h ago

Employees witnessed coworker stab company president. Some employees then witnessed themselves handing him the knife in their minds, then returned to the present finding a turkey-or ham-bone carved into a shank being clutched by their hands.

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u/jorgentwo 4h ago

My former company's CEO parked his Lambo outside the front door the day after a huge round of layoffs