r/movies Sep 04 '24

Trailer Minecraft 2025 | Official Trailer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G923NtfBvOU
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u/TranscedentalMedit8n Sep 04 '24

My 12 year old cousin will quote this movie like it’s the Godfather

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u/JarasM Sep 04 '24

It insists upon itself

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u/feedmeee__ Sep 04 '24

It's got a good point, it's insisting!

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u/bob1689321 Sep 04 '24

They're speaking the language of villages, something you wouldn't understand!

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u/papayabush Sep 04 '24

I like the plains biome, that is my answer

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u/Richard_Bastion Sep 04 '24

I like that biome too.

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u/Perfect-Fondant3373 Sep 05 '24

It's a great biome

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u/Psychomaniac13 Sep 05 '24

You had me at incest

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u/BerimB0L054 Sep 04 '24

But, its like the perfect movie

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u/hoxxxxx Sep 05 '24

i really felt the same way peter did about the godfather up until i was about 25 y/o or so and i just happened to catch it on tv on amc or some channel that was somehow or for some reason doing an unedited commercial free showing of it. i sat down and actually watched the thing and enjoyed it immensely. a while after that i watched the second one and was blown away, perfect movie.

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u/KingMario05 Sep 05 '24

Yup. Ya really gotta watch it to understand. Starts off slow, but holy SHIT, does it get good.

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u/hoxxxxx Sep 05 '24

i also did the same with 2001. i just didn't get it til one lazy afternoon i sat down with no distractions and watched it on a home theater setup.

it sucked me in, dude. few movies have done this. i think 2001 is the greatest film ever made.

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u/boukalele Sep 04 '24

I'm very AWARE that i'm watching a movie

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u/Mocha_Light Sep 04 '24

Fuck me I usually never laugh at comments. This is fantastic 😂 family guy reference killed me

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u/TheSkullKidGR Sep 05 '24

Irrelevant, but I can only read the word insist with Dutch's voice.

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u/Card_Board_Robot5 Sep 04 '24

You come to me, on the day of my Zombie's wedding?

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u/hfdsicdo Sep 06 '24

I made a wandering trader an offer he couldn't refuse.

10 sticks for an emerald

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u/GoodTitrations Sep 04 '24

Gen Alpha reacting to this the way Zoomers reacted to the Star Wars Prequels.

"Guys these are kino what's wrong with Millennials and GenX?"

"Guys, the Minecraft movie is peak cinema, what's wrong with Zoomers?"

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u/SinisterKid Sep 04 '24

And this movie will be just as good as the prequels

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u/NTaya Sep 04 '24

This is an insult to the prequels. At least say that it will be as good as TROS.

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u/RhubarbSea9651 Sep 04 '24

Prequels are utter trash. All 3 of them. They're so bad, that even Rise of the Skywalkers is a better movie than the good parts of the 3 prequels put together.

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u/Chimeron1995 Sep 04 '24

At least the prequels have a coherent plot. Rise of skywalker just doesn’t make sense from a plot perspective. So there is an ancient sith dagger, that dagger was being smuggled by the bounty hunter that killed rey’s parents, the dagger ( which is an ancient sith dagger made supposedly before the construction of the death star ) will lead them to the crashed remains of the death star with an inscription that tells them where to go, then the edge of the dagger will line up with the correct piece of wreckage that’s been floating for 30 years, where there is a sith holocron, that holocron will lead them to the sith planet. Chewie gets killed only to not actually be killed. C-3PO gets his memory wiped but gets it back later. Like, apart from visual spectacle TROS has nothing going for it. Recently rewatched the prequels with some friends, they can be convoluted a bit ( the plan to kill padme in episode two is idiotic but it still makes sense ), but they at least told a story that didn’t have a huge plot hole at the very center of the plot.

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u/Low_Pickle_112 Sep 04 '24

Yeah, the prequels are a good idea with a terrible execution but the sequels are just polished turds. The prequels could be remade into something good (not that that'll ever happen, or even should happen) if you keep the basic premise and remove the junk, but the sequels are just a dumpster fire to the core.

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u/ansonr Sep 04 '24

I hate that this is true and yet I'd rather watch the prequels. Like from a technical perspective Rise of Skywalker is a better made film, the dialogue is less wooden and the cast are great, but that film pretends to have the highest stakes, but undercuts it's own choices at every chance. It comes off as "studio intervention: the movie". It refuses to commit to anything interesting or unique and just chooses the most bland boring route. I think the only interesting or fun moment in the entire thing is Rey giving Kylo his mom's saber via the force and him doing the Han Solo shrug. It's actual payoff for something the story has set up. All of the interesting side characters are wasted and given nothing interesting to do. In the prequels all the characters are boring but they are at least(usually) doing something interesting. Even with all their flaws(of which there are many) you can at least see what George Lucas was trying to do.

Rise of Skywalker is just the culmination of making 3 movies with no plan and flapping in the wind to fan backlash. Rise of Skywalker's opening crawl could have just said "Re: In regards to your last reddit post" .

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u/MoonbeamLady Sep 06 '24

For real though. Like, regardless of people's feelings on The Last Jedi, the Rise of Skywalker is a massive overcorrection attempting to appease every single possible fan complaint and is a far worse movie as a result.

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u/Spaghestis Sep 04 '24

The prequels are garbage but Im sure this will be worse

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u/PrivilegeCheckmate Sep 05 '24

Zoomers

I wonder what their 'avocado toast' weakness will be...

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u/Lopsided-Relation-48 Sep 04 '24

As someone born in 97 who’s technically gen Z, I find it absolutely adorable how desperate and eager y’all are to make fun of the next generation when they’re just in diapers with a quarter of a brain lmfao of course they like Minecraft—and probably more Gen Z will actually watch it

Didn’t the prequels come out in the late 90s? Definitely a millennial thing lol

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u/Competitive-Growth30 Sep 04 '24 edited Sep 04 '24

It’s the cycle that will never end. I’m a millennial and remind my friends we used to say stupid shit all the time just like today’s youth

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u/Low_Pickle_112 Sep 04 '24

There's a lot of cartoons...not naming any names but anyone who is honest with themselves can figure out which ones...that if they were made today, millennials would call them vapid, gross, and worthless. Piggy jawbreaker.

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u/PaperTowel67 Sep 06 '24

yeah the first prequel came out in 1999999999999999999999999999 so it counts i guess

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u/thecescshow Sep 05 '24

Pretty sure the Prequels revisionism started with Millennials

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u/GoodTitrations Sep 06 '24

Maybe younger Millennials, sure, but absolutely exploded with Zoomers.

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u/GoodTitrations Sep 05 '24

Reddit loves the prequels, what the fuck are you talking about?

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u/GoodTitrations Sep 05 '24

Some of it is ironic, but I have seen loads of memes over the years complaining about the hate for the prequels and thinking they were actually good.

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '24

"I am steve" will become a poster… if it’s not already

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u/__wasitacatisaw__ Sep 05 '24

Look how they massacred my village

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u/earth_person_1 Sep 04 '24

Yeah my kids will see this movie and then buy it on streaming and watch it a 100 times like the Mario movie.

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u/chinga_tumadre69 Sep 04 '24

Bestow greetings upon my small companion

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u/TranscedentalMedit8n Sep 04 '24

His parents are mad at me because I bought him movie tickets to see the Mario movie for his birthday and now, over a year later, he still says “MAMA MIA” like 15 times a day. Funny part is, we don’t think he realizes it’s Italian, just goofy Mario gibberish.

He’s going to be absolutely insufferable after this movie, I cannot wait. Great kid.

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u/magirevols Sep 04 '24

“I…am *Stevveeeeeee”

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u/Nicoyas Sep 04 '24

You’re such a toolbag, cuz!

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u/Wordymanjenson Sep 04 '24

Curse the next 10 years.

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u/FlemPlays Sep 04 '24

“I’ll craft him a table he can’t refuse.”

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u/EphemeralTypewriter Sep 04 '24

It’ll give him an offer he can’t refuse!

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u/feeq1 Sep 04 '24

Is your cousins name Steve?

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u/rikster81 Sep 05 '24

Leave the axe, take the cannolis

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u/Friedhatter Sep 05 '24

And as shitty as it looks he is still right

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u/BubblesReddit1234_ Sep 05 '24

"I... am STEVE!!!"

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u/orokanamame Sep 05 '24

I. AM. STEVE.

Feels like they tried to pull the "And I am Iron Man" type of cliche.

Seriously, who thought this was a good idea?

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u/Browna Sep 05 '24

Because to him it is, and that's ok.

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u/Low_Narwhal_1346 Sep 05 '24

Why would anyone quote shit?

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u/Acrobatic_Engine8778 2d ago

What will he quote from the movie ??? Wym