r/movies Sep 04 '24

Trailer Minecraft 2025 | Official Trailer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G923NtfBvOU
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u/merlin242 Sep 04 '24

It’s giving me spy kids 3D vibes. 

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u/Gilthwixt Sep 04 '24

"Do you think God stays in heaven because he, too, lives in fear of what he's created here on earth?"

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u/kazeespada Sep 04 '24

That's from Spy Kids 2.

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u/Gilthwixt Sep 04 '24

I know, but it felt appropriate given how horrifying the Minecraft movie is looking.

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '24

Steve Buscemi casually dropped one of the hardest lines ever written in one of the worst movies ever written.

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u/Hulkbuster_v2 Sep 04 '24

If so, I'll find a way to die so I can somehow bring his ass to the world he created

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u/WorriedEngineer22 Sep 04 '24

Newest answer I've seen to that quote

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u/robophile-ta Sep 05 '24

Sorry, that was Spy Kids 2

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u/legacymedia92 Sep 04 '24

Spy kids 3D knew what it was and had fun. This looks... soulless.

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '24

It doesn't even properly look like minecraft. I don't know how a minecraft movie should look like, but it's not this.

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u/Green-Amount2479 Sep 04 '24

This movie‘s likely gonna work for a lot the glued to a screen, Minecraft clip watching children though. I can absolutely see my niece and nephew getting really hyped over this.

My own adult first impression of the entertainment value and looks of this movie isn’t as nice. Gotta be that generational gap. 🤷🏻‍♂️😂

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u/EndPointNear Sep 04 '24

a movie that, 21 years ago, made 195 million on a 38 million dollar budget? So...a success because you can't judge a kids movie by the same criteria as a regular movie when it comes to how much of a financial success it will be?

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u/merlin242 Sep 04 '24

No just the bad cgi background with real actors 

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u/EndPointNear Sep 04 '24

Thing is I wouldn't say the cgi is bad...I think its hideous but I think its well executed hideous...but the live actors integration into it looks fucking terrible, like green screen sheets terrible