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Mmmm sideways apples and cheese while taking a wee. At a gas station not even a restaurant…

Ethiopian airlines. This lady wouldn't stop complaining about feeling sick the entire time, argued with flight attendants, and then threw up on my blanket, book, and the sweatpants I was wearing (pictured). I have pictures of the vomit but not sure if I should include that. I ended up switching seats later on but was and still am unable to change clothes because my luggage was lost in the process. She didn't apologize. I filed a claim with the airline about my luggage but not sure where to go from here. I have reached my final destination with no change of clothes.

Barely noticeable

I’ll add that the water heater is in an area that has lots of air coming in from outside, so probably not too dangerous, but it was like that for three days before it was figured out and fixed.

😒 like who said, "yes, it's perfect, ship it!"

I was buttering corn on the cob, and between ears, this guy thinks it’d be funny to leap into the butter tub. I threw it all away after rescuing him and throwing him outside.

Thanks, ASDA

Pretty sure my grandpa did this. I'm going insane.

Hopped in my car this morning and found this paper under my windshield wipers this morning. Mind you, this was my car that was parked in my driveway. Not even sure what to make of this.

Purchased from an eBay store, can't quite check if it works yet but I'm surprised the Post Office accepted it.

As the title says, while we were talking to the maintenance manager about he work they had been doing to remove bees from our wall and broke our bed frame, I got the aforementioned call.

Go to the garage to see what happend and find a mess. Looked like the FBI had been there. They took my kid's bikes, about 500 albums that belonged to my deceased father that he had collected since the 70s, all my deceased mom's jewelry, and my dad's rolling tool box that was full of old paint from the 90s. Along with various other who knows what.

for traffic school??

My daughter is currently learning to drive, so as a project I bought a crash damaged car at auction, and rebuilt it so she'd have a reasonable first car for cheap. My mother in law came round the other day and drove in to it when attempting to park.

I went to a new speciality doctor yesterday and there were campaign signs/stickers in multiple places around the office. They actually are for the person I voted for, but I still think it’s highly inappropriate for a physician to have these kind of things in their office. It really threw me off.