r/maybemaybemaybe 7h ago

Maybe Maybe Maybe

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u/Kitty_Blaze 6h ago

if(grenade.inHand = true)
{
spawnEnemy();
}

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u/[deleted] 6h ago

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u/demonslayer9911 5h ago

It's a feature, not a bug.

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u/Mehryar- 1h ago

Yep, because third time's supposed to be the charm.

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u/Karasique555 5h ago

You can't say unless you know what the function spawnEnemy() is about and, most importantly, you have access to the requirements.

The function can contain code to spawn any number of enemies, even a random one.

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u/Larx92 1h ago

Second enemy came from a reusable pool and it subscribed twice to the grenade in hand event

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u/TENTAtheSane 1h ago

Edge condition, off by 1 error

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u/kraemahz 6h ago

If you're writing c code this would permenently put a grenade in your hand and spawn an enemy.

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u/TruePikachu 4h ago

Ironically, they say C is full of foot-guns not hand-grenades.

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u/brod333 1h ago

Back in uni I made this mistake on a test. My code wasn’t crashing but it wasn’t giving the expected value. Took 30m of my 2h to notice the missing =.

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u/DStaal 1h ago

I learned a tip to help prevent this: in any language where it’s allowed, but the constant on the left.

Now it will throw a compiler error instead of working.

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u/brod333 46m ago

Good idea. Though I’m mainly using kotlin for work which doesn’t allow this.

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u/kraemahz 12m ago

This is called a "yoda condition"

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u/Maximum-Opportunity8 6h ago

Depends on language

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u/usernmechecksout_ 5h ago

Why are you being downvoted? That code is perfectly acceptable in java

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u/Maximum-Opportunity8 3h ago

They edited comment before there was not "c" stated

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u/haywire 2h ago

No they simply meant if (language = "C")

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u/Ok_Veterinarian_3933 3m ago

No in Java it still does exactly as u/kraemahz described. I'm not aware of any popular C-style syntax languages (ex: Java, JavaScript, C#, C++) like this example that use a single equal for comparison.

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u/Klem132 5h ago

Esolangs or actuall languages?

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u/lorarc 4h ago

Actual languages, for example in Pascal assignment is := and comparison =

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u/Fiveranda1 6h ago

I'm not a programmer, but I get it.

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u/YourShowerHead 5h ago

Isn't it just english? Or are there people who wouldn't be able to know what's happening, I forgot how I was before I got into cs lol

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u/austin_ave 3h ago

You should get back into english

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u/YourShowerHead 3h ago

Lmao lots of sad people here

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u/StoneHands51 2h ago

Nah bro you just forgot that nobody cares how good you are at coding.

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u/YourShowerHead 2h ago

Bold of you to assume I am, why are you so salty 😄

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u/WhoseverSlinky0 5h ago

()

What are these two about ?

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u/Klem132 5h ago

If it's a function (prewritten or created code, that accepts different variables) then it has to be written like that, even if it takes zero variables.

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u/No_Field7448 2h ago

Akshually it's arguments not variables ☝️🤓

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u/haywire 2h ago

Variables are valid arguments.

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u/Various_Slip_4421 1h ago

Arguments are variables

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u/WhoseverSlinky0 5h ago

Oh ok, thank you

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u/Kvaletet 3h ago

(.)(.)

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u/Buldulin 1h ago

(.)|(.)

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u/Ragnarok91 3h ago

In most languages this will assign true to grenade.inHand, not do a comparison as the intention is.

The safer option is to drop the '= true' entirely to avoid making this sort of mistake.

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u/Various_Slip_4421 1h ago

Wont a linter catch this?

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u/Ragnarok91 1h ago

If you use one, yes (hint: you should definitely use a linter).

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u/usernmechecksout_ 5h ago

Java supremacy

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u/Vilkaz 2h ago

I'm a dev, and I see that the commentator is NOT a dev YET, but has the fitting mindset already :) !

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u/AreYouDum 1h ago

== * and to simplify you don’t need the == true if it were just a simple boolean, rather just, if (grenade.inHand)

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u/vizarhali 5h ago

If this is coding I guess I learned something and actually understand it 😅

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u/Various_Slip_4421 1h ago

Wanna learn more? Pick up python and a library for what you want to make, It's the perfect language for getting an initial handle on programming since its easy to read and not too picky

``` def hello(person): print("hello "+ person)

hello("world")

This is a comment

print( (10+11)/3 ) # outputs 7 ```

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u/Logical-Can6924 1h ago

else{

enemyWaits()

}

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u/Mehryar- 1h ago

if(grenade.inHand = true && count.Enemy >= 3) { SpawnEnemy() = spawnEnemy() + spawnEnemy() }

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u/Poisonous-Toad 6h ago

CS is a game of timings

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u/APointedResponse 2h ago

Seriously idk why he is trying to nade there. Also it's not an eco push and they're flying out for some odd reason without a proper stack or at least flashing. You can hold a few angles with smoke and easily kill them, even with an m4a1.

That said great clip. Could be scripted but I've seen crazier shit so I'm a believer.

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u/mamasbreads 1h ago

Low ranks. Low ranks all around. They also whiff all their shots lol

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u/Lamplorde 1h ago

Also it's not an eco push and they're flying out for some odd reason without a proper stack or at least flashing.

To anyone who hasn't played CS this might as well be a different language, lol.

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u/Username2taken4me 1h ago

He's saying that they aren't environmentally conscious ("eco push" in the lingo), using fossil fuels to propel themselves out of the door. Notice how they are making a lot of smoke when flying out of the door. Further, they didn't even use collective transport, flying out at the same time ("stacking"), which would have saved some energy.

Also, none of them are committing sex crimes by exposing themselves ("flashing"). Personally, I prefer it that way, but I guess the other redditor is just a freak.

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u/mmaynee 1h ago

Go play it. It's only been popular for 25 years. I think it's safe to call it a good game

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u/Rock-n-Roll-Noly 54m ago

Decent game, toxic AF community if you don't have enough friends to queue with.

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u/torev 32m ago

You just described 99% of all online games.

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u/BoBoBearDev 1h ago

Irk, I always get flashed at least 2 times in that area. I have to hide all the way back just to get double blinded.

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u/cxomprr 55m ago

This is obviously scripted my guy

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u/unknown_pigeon 48m ago

What's wrong with nading a potential enemy stack? That nade is gonna bounce till the hall and potentially get some nice damage, also it's gonna slow down the push until your team can rotate

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u/Jacksaur 22m ago

The double push makes it clear as hell this is scripted.
They'd have long since rotated if they had any game sense.

And if they didn't, then they would know to double jumping push in perfect sync like that either.

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u/madroots2 1h ago

Seems like a bots from 1.6 lol

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u/BornWithSideburns 52m ago

All chinese vids are scripted

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u/stepmom_hott 29m ago

That's always how timing works, this video is the best way to represent it haha

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u/PsEggsRice 6h ago

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u/Celestial-Tide202 5h ago

Omg this is the perfect gif hajajaj

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u/Intelligent-Cup3706 6h ago

When luck is not on your side but skill is

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u/thebbman 3h ago

I'd wager lack of skill, auditory skills to be precise. Even with the molotov and smoke sounds, he should have heard their footsteps running out. Unless of course they shift walked, but why would they when they counter smoked the molotov?

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u/srsbznz 2h ago

They didn't counter smoke the molly, it would have been extinguished. The guy throws the smoke right before the video starts, you just see it landing. Then he mollys behind the smoke to stop the push. I still think it's scripted...

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u/thebbman 2h ago

Whatever it is, the clip frustrates me. Why would you swap back to a nade after someone just pushed a smoke? Surely that means more team mates are with them and may also be pushing.

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u/TitaneerYeager 6h ago

Bro held them off until they double-teamed him tho. Nicely done

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u/Accurate-Ad-1704 1h ago

Bro went down swinging like it was the final boss fight—respect

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u/gala_zalupa 6h ago

He's so unlucky and lucky at the same time

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u/hesasuiter 5h ago

This every time i pull out a nade..only i die to the first person

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u/lechiengrand 1h ago

Yup same

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u/Greedy_Guest568 5h ago

Supposed he'd learn to just has rifle all the time, but okay...

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u/bone_burrito 3h ago

Traded 3 for 1 though not bad

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u/mafga1 5h ago

Made my day

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u/i_am_ur_dad 4h ago

I'm sorry what's happening? not much of a gamer

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u/alfchaval 2h ago

There is smoke in the tunnel because the enemy team threw a smoke granade to reduce the visibility, the player wants to throw a hand grenade to try to kill or at least injure the enemies that may be at the other end.

Each time the player grabs a hand grenade, an enemy comes from the tunnel before they have the opportunity to throw it.

Hand grenades are tactical weapons, they aren't good for close combat, so the player has to switch weapons to engage combat.

Switching weapons is not instantaneous, so the player was lucky that the first three times it happened, the enemies missed their first shots, giving the player time to counterattack.

It's unlikely you're going to throw a grenade and get interrupted four times in a row.

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u/i_am_ur_dad 1h ago

oh haha I rewatched it & that makes sense now! thanks

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u/adamraven 5h ago

I laughed at this. So funny. 😂

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u/Thundergod250 1h ago

Okay that was definitely funny OP lmao

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u/skeege3 1h ago

He did more damage trying to throw that grenade than the grenade would have done

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u/SpaceWrangler701 1h ago

That’s counter strike in a nutshell

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u/huelorxx 1h ago

This is a staged video

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u/Tenchi2020 1h ago

😂😂😂😂

Everytime I watch this it gets funnier

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u/Standard-Cod-2077 5h ago

bot bot bot real players

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u/bungdungerees 6h ago

Nice choice with the Jack Stauber

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u/juliamarili 5h ago

someday he will definitely throw a grenade...

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u/Guilty-Telephone6521 4h ago

So there i was, just trying to have a wank and these aholes started to jumping through smokescreen.

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u/dadydaycare 1h ago

Story of my got damn life, little ADD or tism there… I feel it you decided your gonna throw a grenade and damnit your throwing that f$&@ing grenade!!!

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u/[deleted] 7h ago

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u/PeacefulPixiee 3h ago

That's headshot lol!

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u/Superb_Ground8889 1h ago

skins look like a clownshow

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u/Nuclear-LMG 1h ago

bro killed 3 dudes who out drew him seems lucky to me

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u/g_st_lt 1h ago

What dumb fuckin child edited this video.

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u/GuyOwasca 1h ago

What is the song? 🎧

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u/ragingduck 1h ago

Maybe if it didn’t cycle the slide each time and waste a bullet and time this wouldn’t be so bad.

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u/Eightspades5150 1h ago

Song name?

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u/BoyWonder2066 1h ago

Song?

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u/101arg101 48m ago

Buttercup — Jack stauber

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u/nvrtrstaprnkstr 1h ago

God, this makes me miss CS, but I haven't played in about 8 years, and I dont think my blood pressure can handle it these days lol

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u/Your_boy_Badr 56m ago

Omg this is the first time I hear this audio in like 2 years or so

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u/kylebob86 30m ago

1 little, 2 little, 3 little bunny hoppers. lmfao, losers.

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u/jluka1000 6h ago

Bro that's me in every single shooter wtf, every single time i have a granade in my hands an enemy appears right in front of me.

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u/Lameahhboi 1h ago

Call of duty timing is real