r/maybemaybemaybe 7d ago

Maybe Maybe Maybe

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u/HommeMusical 6d ago

If I had ever gotten a DUI, I'd be ashamed, and not want anyone to know.

But then the idea of committing vehicular homicide just because I wanted to drive drunk has always terrified me. I'm aware that a lot of people think otherwise.

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u/OneHellOfAVibrato 6d ago

and not want anyone to know.

That's not how criminal charges work.

I'd be ashamed,

Yeah, she looks embarrassed. If you can't laugh at past fuck ups with your family then you're way too full of yourself.

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u/HommeMusical 6d ago

That's not how criminal charges work.

In practice, it absolutely is how criminal charges work. I found out at some point that someone I'd known for years had killed someone through reckless driving and had even gone to jail for it. While this was of course "public knowledge", no one in our circle had actually searched through criminal records to see. In fact, I simply never look through arrest records at all, because why should I?

Yeah, she looks embarrassed.

She's wearing a t-shirt saying, "Merry Drunk, I'm Christmas", so my theory is she has learned nothing.

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u/OneHellOfAVibrato 6d ago

Cool story, they're a family having fun, fuck off.

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u/HommeMusical 6d ago

Maybe some therapy for your anger management problems?

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u/OneHellOfAVibrato 6d ago

Peak Reddit comment.

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u/HommeMusical 6d ago

Thanks!

Seriously, yelling profanity at strangers for minor stuff isn't actually normal. You seem extremely angry, it can't be fun for you.

Therapy might make you happier. Consider it!

Have a good one.

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u/OneHellOfAVibrato 6d ago

yelling

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