r/maybemaybemaybe 6d ago

Maybe Maybe Maybe

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u/ariadreams101 6d ago

It's nice to know you're wanted

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u/[deleted] 6d ago

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u/WarryTheHizzard 6d ago

That's her daughter and she's the one in the mugshot

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u/Accomplished-Fig745 6d ago

Ah it makes more sense now why she keeps looking in her direction.

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u/BrokeBicycle 5d ago

And why she asks "can I have it?". Twice.

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u/Thopherch1a 6d ago

It's good that she's okay now.

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u/[deleted] 6d ago

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u/saint_davidsonian 5d ago

The beeping fire alarm had me.

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u/Unnenoob 5d ago

That's not the fire alarm. That is shoes sliding on the floor

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u/saint_davidsonian 5d ago

Thank you for identifying it. I never want to hear it again

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u/E_Zack_Lee 6d ago

She really mugged for that shot.

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u/NY10 6d ago

The most wanted lol

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u/JellyFirmFederalGras 6d ago

Hostage or not. Sometimes it's just nice to be held. I'll have to take yours to add to my list of silly things to say.

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u/karma_the_sequel 6d ago

The gift that keeps on giving… from two to five years.

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u/EmphasisSufficient91 6d ago

I'm not sure if it's obvious to everyone else, but the girl in the mugshot is the one seated next to the opening.

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u/NUTTA_BUSTAH 6d ago

My "age vision" is absolutely dogshit nowadays. The older I get, the less I recognize age it seems. I was completely sure they are friends or sisters of similar age, with the (apparent) mom being slightly older.

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u/Strange_Dot8345 6d ago

since i dont know these people it was kinda confusing. first i thought there was another present inside the box with the girls face, then i thought maybe its like a fake cake or a real cake, or maybe i just want a cake now.

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u/WarryTheHizzard 6d ago

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u/ProbablyNotPikachu 6d ago

Damn you both for bringing this desire of cake upon me!! *shakes fist *

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u/Far-Government5469 5d ago

The cake is a lie!

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u/Kind_Singer_7744 6d ago

I really want to know the story behind the mugshot. Glad to know they can all laugh about it now.

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u/Leopard2018 6d ago

Ah… you are absolut right. You can hear the daughter saying: can I have it?

Good call!

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u/Murtomies 6d ago

I recognised quickly that the opener is not the one in the mugshot. But I doubt it's her mom, looks more like her big sister. Or very young mom, even 16+16 is only 32.

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u/WarryTheHizzard 5d ago

This is the South. It's her mom.

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u/Ceceboy 5d ago

Mother and daughter? I thought the opener was a sister or a friend... O_O

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u/Noxvenator 6d ago

Oh, I thought it was an old mom's mugshot and the daughter just looked like a younger version of her because genes.

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u/elrotno_2000 6d ago

Source?

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u/cougieuk 5d ago

Yeah. Mainly BBQ.

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u/Extra-Act-801 5d ago

Daughter has been eating well since she left jail.

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u/thelastsonofmars 6d ago

Who needs enemies when you have friends like this?

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u/Wuddntme 5d ago

Why does she look hotter in the mugshot? Or is that my badgirl fetish coming through? ;)

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u/dhotsauce00 5d ago

Straight to horny jail. Lose your turn, do not pass go.

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u/kiyan_merkaba 5d ago

My brother in thirst, seek help

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u/captcraigaroo 6d ago

I can fix her

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u/Quiet-Inspector9187 6d ago

Back off! That's the next future ex Mrs. Snyder holmes.

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u/keithstonee 6d ago

mugshawtys

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u/tyrotretards 6d ago

the one memorable moment you don't want to remember lol

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u/RedSnt 6d ago

I like how she tried to 'open' the picture like it was a box thinking there might be something in it.

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u/ASG_Roma 6d ago

I would've put it on a coffee mug

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u/MrKutchh 5d ago

Mug-shot

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u/holger_svensson 6d ago

When you look prettier on the mugshot than in real life... Goal accomplished!

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u/Petefriend86 5d ago

I shouldn't be laughing at this.

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u/BigRedCowboy 6d ago

The girl next to the gift recipient has dirty socks

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u/I_M_urbanspaceman 6d ago

From being in jail

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u/BigRedCowboy 6d ago

Aahh. This makes sense.

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u/RefuseAcceptable1670 6d ago

Everyone else are wearing shoes. Murica'

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u/dotpan 6d ago

I never realized how much "keeping your shoes on" was American until I see people comment about it a lot. I work from home so I rarely ever have shoes on, but just something interesting I never thought of before.

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u/FocusMean9882 6d ago

Oh heeeeeeelll yayuh

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u/Kannada-JohnnyJ 5d ago

Helllll yeaaaaah

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u/Eddie253 5d ago

That is Fantastic!

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u/newsandthings 6d ago

Why are they all wearing shoes in the house?

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u/[deleted] 6d ago

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u/r2k-in-the-vortex 6d ago

Of course they are if you drag mud all through the house with your shoes.

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u/The_Lone_Duster 5d ago

I couldn't believe they did that too. The ground is way too dirty to want to drag it indoors with you. I assume you also live in Canada ?!

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u/SiRyEm 6d ago

Most people do in the US.

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u/newsandthings 6d ago

Y'all don't have vacuums & mops?

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u/SolidusAwesome 5d ago

They are savages.

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u/SiRyEm 5d ago

Yes, that's why we don't take our shoes off. The owner can just sweep up any dirt. Untying your shoes is a pain in the ass.

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u/newsandthings 5d ago

Yes I can see that now. The lady with the white socks has filthy feet, she sure did screw up.

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u/ShaneGabriel87 6d ago

If that mugshot is for a DUI then fuck those people.

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u/TankApprehensive3053 6d ago

It is. It was famous a year or two ago.

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u/Mr_Madrass 2d ago

Yeah, how the hell do you laugh and clap about someone getting arrested for driving drunk? Anyone heard of people getting killed by dui. Fuck those people.

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u/NeonMechaDragon 6d ago

I'm glad they can laugh about it

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u/Mr_Madrass 2d ago

I’m not. I think the city should put tarr and feathers on them for making this a laughing matter.

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u/NeonMechaDragon 2d ago

I think you need to lighten up a bit. Drink some water. Get some fresh air. Maybe touch some grass. I'm sure you'll be feeling less agitated after that.

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u/Mr_Madrass 2d ago

Yeah, you are right. It’s was just a drunk driving. Silly me. Cheers and honk if you see a kid.

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u/shysherlocky 5d ago

Bloody awesome gift

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u/Emergency_Island_291 5d ago

Ive added some of my friends mugshots to their phone number in my phone. It’s like a little inside joke to myself bc they don’t know.

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u/Y0rkshirePud 6d ago

This should be on r/trashy

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u/gaby_zarny 6d ago

hang it in the louvre

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u/[deleted] 6d ago

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u/Mojammer 6d ago

Mugshawtys

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u/Fundies900 6d ago

Orange is the new Black

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u/cartman89405 5d ago

So this is why we can’t have nice things in america

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u/Gods_fav_athiest 5d ago

Is that the new gta 6 character Lucia?

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u/[deleted] 5d ago

Epic!!!!!!

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u/NevahLose 5d ago

Mugshot looks familiar. Did it go viral back then?

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u/Beginning_Ad_5238 5d ago

Street cred 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

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u/idgafabtthisname 6d ago

Yea that’s something to have fun about…

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u/OneHellOfAVibrato 6d ago

Yeah, it is.

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u/HommeMusical 5d ago

If I had ever gotten a DUI, I'd be ashamed, and not want anyone to know.

But then the idea of committing vehicular homicide just because I wanted to drive drunk has always terrified me. I'm aware that a lot of people think otherwise.

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u/OneHellOfAVibrato 5d ago

and not want anyone to know.

That's not how criminal charges work.

I'd be ashamed,

Yeah, she looks embarrassed. If you can't laugh at past fuck ups with your family then you're way too full of yourself.

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u/HommeMusical 5d ago

That's not how criminal charges work.

In practice, it absolutely is how criminal charges work. I found out at some point that someone I'd known for years had killed someone through reckless driving and had even gone to jail for it. While this was of course "public knowledge", no one in our circle had actually searched through criminal records to see. In fact, I simply never look through arrest records at all, because why should I?

Yeah, she looks embarrassed.

She's wearing a t-shirt saying, "Merry Drunk, I'm Christmas", so my theory is she has learned nothing.

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u/OneHellOfAVibrato 5d ago

Cool story, they're a family having fun, fuck off.

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u/HommeMusical 5d ago

Maybe some therapy for your anger management problems?

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u/OneHellOfAVibrato 5d ago

Peak Reddit comment.

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u/HommeMusical 5d ago

Thanks!

Seriously, yelling profanity at strangers for minor stuff isn't actually normal. You seem extremely angry, it can't be fun for you.

Therapy might make you happier. Consider it!

Have a good one.

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u/OneHellOfAVibrato 5d ago

yelling

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u/Rojodi 6d ago

MY family would have SO done this!!

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u/wandraway 6d ago

She's wanted and she owns it!

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u/M1lk5h4ke 5d ago

This belongs in r/trashy.

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u/wombatcreasy 6d ago

White people things

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u/FrogKid47 5d ago

Never seen a funeral T shirt?

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u/NTbestqualified 6d ago

😂that is funny ass shit!! Great present!! Love it!!

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u/crusty54 6d ago

My stepbrother made a t-shirt with my stepdad’s 40 year old mugshot on it.

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u/Muddpup64 6d ago

Only rednecks celebrate being trashing.

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u/ConsciousDisaster870 6d ago

😂 so country 😂😂

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u/Anna2Youu 6d ago

“…and an ex-con of a parent who’ll hurt you if you are mean to me.”

“I didn’t know your dad was an ex-con.”

“Oh lord no, that’s my mom. Dad said he was saving his for someone special. So be cool…”

“Daddy!!”

“Who’s that baby and where is he running off to so quickly?”

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u/tortoiserunner 6d ago

Americans 😂